Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here

because am one of those bold gurls, but i wouldnt really want a my son to end up with an over- bold gurl that will nag him day n nyt

What The Heck Is Going On Here?
So my being on sabatical gave all you miscreants license to turn my court to a brothel cum mad house?
Honourable oxone,
Now I know you can't solely handle his Hallowed Chambers in my Absence. . .I mean How can you fold your arms and allow this court to spiral in a vaccum of lawlessness(with your active performance in the whole charade)?
This is higly unacceptable and highly unexpected of a Leading Member Of The Jury. . .I will be waiting to meet you at The Inner Chambers
citizen 190,
You, this court holds in good esteem despite your notorious skirt chasing tendencies that has cast aspersions on your person and your reputation amongst the female citizen of this republic.
Your recent utterances/actions have greatly diminished your stand as a dishonorable citizen of this republic, you said I ruled against you?
Citizen, do a memory refresher and you will find out that you voluntarily ceded your woman to oxone(then a citizen). The court ruled based on your oral submission and cessation so, citizen 190 stop bringing this court(and my honourable person) to disrepute, If you are aggrieved, FILE AN APPEAL!

citizen na2day
Your utterances of late(Which is Seriously Unlike Of You) shows clear sign/symptom of Mouth Diarhea. As a Law Abiding citizen of this romantic republic, what effort/role did you play in making sure peace and tranquility reign supreme? you and others claim that honourable oxone is biased and unworthy of a jury membership yet none of you is ready to serve in that capacity.
I am a man of timber and calibre(if you like, add iroko, obeche and mahogany to it ) and I would never bargain my Intergrity for Anything.!
Citizen plat is and will remain a Clerk of the House with restricted Duties of keeping Records(and Nothing More).

and you, Are you not supposed to be a Jury In Training?

@All,
Slots are still available for those interested in being a Member Of The Jury.

I am suppose to be a Jury In Training, but whose training me?

honorable judge IFELEKE, are u telling us that if u put an ad for a driver and no one shows up but 1 blind man, u will give him the job and let him drive u and your kids on the highway?  with all due respect your honor, your level of incompetence has just sky rocketed 



na 2day? 

y u no recomend urself, atleast we are not corrupting the law system

u go find tire ooo

y_me
didnt u watch the news
she was pushed off 3rd main land bridge
by ifeleke!
he don com here dey yan tori

@plat
 

@na2day
broda bin busy of late!

I thank Gawd u went 2 a gud sec school

i didnt know u were now a priest dat can now read minds
and confessions!

u are making me angry wit ya!
recently!

chei so na u dey preach so, u n oxone that is sommiting sin all over the place nko?  allow me do the preaching abeg

sweet heart, stick the truth down her throat, let her have it 



bro, i got ya back, no worry. nothing dey happen, we go teach plat and oxone lesson dem no go ever forget 

nanananaaaaaa biko find your own wife to nag! im taken. as long as oxone loves me, I can care less

@acidrop - is it a crime for a husband to luff his wife? we are married are we not? the Lord encourages unions between man and wife.  he also said, what HE has put together let no man tear asunder!" eve wasn't given to adam just to look at!!!  He was told to "go and populate the earth!"

for those who have ears let them hear;

190 has confessed to killing yme and he needs to confess his sins and turn himself  in to the proper authorities.

and she beta nor prepare eba 4 u 2 eat this early morn morn!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa plat plat c hw u don twist bible to fav your sins, na wa oooooo, babe pls repent

dont worry we are nt living in the village, as long as my derling as given me money to cook , jst live the rest to me. plus u are invited to come n have breakfast too oooo, until my husband work out a wife for u

i luv u 2 baby

hw am i supposed 2 know now that its 4am in d morning, i do bad inviting u for breakfast, ok pls dont come go look for wife to cook for u

bros i no hook plat 2 oxone, i no hate nl reach like that,  keep your head up, da lawd go do your own 4 u as hin do 4 me bring acidrop, the most beautiful woman ever created in time and space 

u know i tell it as it is