Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?

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Rhodalyn (f)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #352 on: March 01, 2006, 03:33 PM »

what is? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
ariba (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #353 on: March 01, 2006, 04:57 PM »

what is what?
Queenzy (f)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #354 on: March 01, 2006, 10:56 PM »

 Huh Huh
kflow (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #355 on: March 02, 2006, 01:30 PM »

hmmmmmmmm Huh Huh Huh
Undecided Undecided Undecided
ariba (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #356 on: March 12, 2006, 07:33 PM »

make person talk abeg,why una dey use expressions??
Z4M4eva (f)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #357 on: March 13, 2006, 10:20 AM »

l.o.l.It's some "Smileyland".
ariba (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #358 on: March 14, 2006, 07:03 PM »

o yeah i grab!!!!!!
nicetohave (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #359 on: March 14, 2006, 10:34 PM »

because the pee travels faster but the sperm travels longer  Cool
Queenzy (f)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #360 on: March 14, 2006, 10:46 PM »

Nicetohave na u write that one?HuhHuh
nicetohave (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #361 on: March 14, 2006, 10:47 PM »

nah queenzy, na my keyboard write am  Cool
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #362 on: March 14, 2006, 10:50 PM »

Quote from: ariba on March 12, 2006, 07:33 PM
make person talk abeg,why una dey use expressions??
person be dump and deaf Grin Grin Grin
Queenzy (f)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #363 on: March 14, 2006, 10:56 PM »

buhahahahah
ariba (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #364 on: March 15, 2006, 10:33 AM »

how does the pee travel faster and how does the sperm travel longer?
how does the saliva travel then?
how does sweat travel then?
nubian (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #365 on: April 16, 2006, 08:17 PM »

We have to demand,and ask GOD to join naira land, then we will ask him why he made sperm white and urine yellow.
seun.how do we get GOD to join nairaland, ??
diddy4 (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #366 on: April 17, 2006, 12:36 AM »

am just seeing this thread now, i have been so unfortunate to have seen diffrent sperm colors but none of them is indigo or violet. i have seen milky, black, red and green but i havent seen white. am yet to check mine.  Cool
diddy4 (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #367 on: April 17, 2006, 12:38 AM »

urine is yellow because it is made up off all the dirt in your system. all the acid and sugar and salt that your body doesnt need is kicked out through urine so it turns it yellow while sperm only comes out when y'all are in the mood to shout.  Cool
Efani (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #368 on: April 18, 2006, 04:02 AM »

ok.,.,.,.,.
clemsonfan (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #369 on: April 19, 2006, 02:07 PM »

Any F#cking Idiot knows WHY urin is yellow and sperm is white, OMG. Urin is yellow because of the liquid waste that passes through your liver and kidneys, and sperm is white because of the semen, which is milky in color your SPERM is COLORLESS, LISTEN TO THE GOOD MD> Grin
Kadeejah (f)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #370 on: June 20, 2006, 04:25 AM »

ahahaha das sum funni question righ der
LMFAO Cheesy Cheesy
kinglarry (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #371 on: June 20, 2006, 11:15 AM »

 ;d ;d
afrikagal (f)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #372 on: June 20, 2006, 12:37 PM »

why is z4m and good guy quarelling?i beg both of u just dey behave like a kid.if na joke make u stop am.kip your head lol.u guys kip kalm,kool and konnected.
jaguda (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #373 on: June 20, 2006, 01:28 PM »

ZM watever, if u find it irritating, skip it. have u bin reading replies? urs is d 1st negative remark, if u ain't got anythin to say, aleleleleeelee forward march out of this thread.

but for me, i have still not gotten the joke, ariba, nicetohave and the board of contributing nairalanders, help me out because i can't get it.
zionchic (f)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #374 on: June 21, 2006, 06:46 AM »

wherever some people got it from that Urine is yellow 'because of the activities that ocurs in the liver!

well sorry to say the yellow pigment in urine (Urobilin) is actually a by product of hemeglobin after the iron potion of the heme has been removed, i can't begin to bore u with the process. but the fact is the action of bacteria on bilirubin in the large intestine results in urobilinogen and then to urobilin in the blood, which is then excreted in urine.

not trying to make this more serious than it shoul Kiss :-*d be, just couldn't overlook that
viena (f)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #375 on: July 11, 2006, 05:21 PM »

ha ha !! help me to stop laughing
goodguy (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #376 on: July 11, 2006, 11:11 PM »

Quote from: afrikagal on June 20, 2006, 12:37 PM
why is z4m and good guy quarelling?i beg both of u just dey behave like a kid.if na joke make u stop am.kip your head lol.u guys kip kalm,kool and konnected.

olodo Grin can't u see all those happened last yr?
diddy4 (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #377 on: July 12, 2006, 01:31 AM »

@goodguy
kai, that was funny. i no think she see am.
pawn89
why do we humans have to die
« #378 on: January 23, 2007, 12:44 PM »

hello dear i have ne intruging question that is always on my mind whenever my birthday is approaching. tne question is why do we humans have to die. my birthday is fast approaching and i need a reply urgently.
agnesoseka
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #379 on: February 11, 2007, 06:03 PM »

nice one!
Echidime (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #380 on: March 03, 2007, 04:54 PM »



Ask this my son he is in a better position to answer you.


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richo (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #381 on: March 03, 2007, 07:13 PM »

@ wascom
men u mean your sperms are not white.damn that is bad maybe u hav frog balls, in that case those things are tadpoles not sperms.
@ evribody
sperms are whitish and normal urine is colourless except u don't take enough water then it turns yellowish
richo (m)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #382 on: March 03, 2007, 07:16 PM »

anyway sha the answer is because girls love taking sperm in the mouth but no girl will drink urine so God dsnt want2 waste colour on urine
bunmii (f)
Re: Why is Urine Yellow and Sperm White?
« #383 on: March 03, 2007, 09:43 PM »

i don't get d joke  Huh Huh
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