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Duchess (f)
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How do u tell a guy his breath stinks when he wants to kiss u at the end of the days work without hurting his feelings. U guys know it needs to be done nicely. So plz pray tell, hw wld u do it. Thanks
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ikamefa (f)
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very simple!  Duchess: Nigga your mouth/ breath smells like an unwashed 7 years old ass, here ! take this febreeze and rectify the situation! guy:awwwwwwwww girl , you are so hot! now i know u luuuuuvvvveeee me! come here let me lay a sloppy , drippin on you!
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Free (f)
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does his breathe stink all the time or what? anywayz just offer him breath mints or gum or something he probably dnt know his breath stinks so just tell him it would be good 4 both of yall 
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Zappking
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A refreshing drink for the pboblem.
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Busta (f)
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buy him a bag dull of tic tac. 
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Free (f)
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lol busta a whole bag? 
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Busta (f)
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abi now, maybe container sef! 
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whitelexi (m)
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The same way you tell a girl that her breath stinks. "Dude, did u floss today or something?" 
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Free (f)
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The same way you tell a girl that her breath stinks.
"Dude, did u floss today or something?" *rolls eyes*
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iykedee
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I know of a case that happened sometime ago, she eventually got round to telling him and they talked and it just turned out he was keeping his mouth unwashed in retailation for her stinky privates and armpit and they both just laughed and kept on doing their thing. Now they just bought a car and the license plates read "ooze mobil"
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Nameless1 (m)
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tell him, like , this, baby u know i love you, but goddamit i cant stand your breath, can u do somfin about it?
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opokonwa (m)
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@poster Tell him the way it is in black and white.  That way he might feel hurt but will never show up with stinky breath. Otherwise, keep whinning about soft-delivery.There is no short-cut from Lagos to Abuja 
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inze (m)
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-- daRLing, you know you can be a better kisser if you get you mouth rinsed after the days work.
-- I know you're in the mood but take a lil while and get a mouth wash and I'll do the same.
-- Dear, your mouth doesn't smell as fresh as it was in the morning, maybe you need a mouth-wash.
I can go ON and ON.
I n z e
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toyinrayo (f)
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@ post "dude, your breath stinks, could you atleast brush your teeth 2 times a day, because you're killing me over here. abeg, take that mouth and go wash it jo." 
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almondjoy (f)
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Just take a few steps backwards and move you face slightly to the side, while shielding your nose from what ever hits you.
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netotse (m)
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-- Dear, your mouth doesn't smell as fresh as it was in the morning, maybe you need a mouth-wash. I can go ON and ON. I n z e
this is d one i like(tho in sec skuul one gel i was toasting gave me tom-tom as she got up to leave ofter a toasting session saying 'here have this it'll make u're breath smell less' needless to say i almost died of mini-embarassment but i took d hint! for the nxt 2yrs i was addicted to spearmints!)
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netotse (m)
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-- Dear, your mouth doesn't smell as fresh as it was in the morning, maybe you need a mouth-wash. I can go ON and ON. I n z e
this is d one i like(tho in sec skuul one gel i was toasting gave me tom-tom as she got up to leave ofter a toasting session saying 'here have this it'll make u're breath smell less' needless to say i almost died of mini-embarassment but i took d hint! for the nxt 2yrs i was addicted to spearmints!)
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opokonwa (m)
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@ post "dude, your breath stinks, could you atleast brush your teeth 2 times a day, because you're killing me over here. abeg, take that mouth and go wash it jo."  LOL! 
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Pain
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Why Is It That Nairalanders Love Complicating Simple Issues?
Dear. Just Buy Him A Good MouthWash/Breath Freshner. Add A Good Boxer Pant To Cloak The Intention. Tell Him That The Scent of the Mouth Wash Turns You On. I Swear He Will Never Go Out Without the Mouth Wash. Guys Love To Turn A Girl "On"
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swiftycool (m)
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@ topic look at him in the eyes and say in a romantic whisper Bros! u chop shit? or your tooth paste finish for house? then smile and say, im kidding, then say later, I LIED He'll get the message i swear! what did u expect?, u knew im not nice 
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uchetobi (f)
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Don’t tell him, buy him provisions – normal household stuff like detergent, soap, toothpaste, tea, milk and include a MOUTH WASH
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opokonwa (m)
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@ topic look at him in the eyes and say in a romantic whisper Bros! u chop shit? or your tooth paste finish for house? then smile and say, im kidding, then say later, I LIED He'll get the message i swear! what did u expect?, u knew im not nice  lol 
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lilrukevwe (m)
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Me and Seun just strolling by
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onyeka_ng (f)
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jus hit the nail and tell him 
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saintchux (m)
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Why Is It That Nairalanders Love Complicating Simple Issues?
Dear. Just Buy Him A Good MouthWash/Breath Freshner. Add A Good Boxer Pant To Cloak The Intention. Tell Him That The Scent of the Mouth Wash Turns You On. I Swear He Will Never Go Out Without the Mouth Wash. Guys Love To Turn A Girl "On"
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Siena (m)
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The velvet glove approach doesn't work for all.
Just be blunt, and tell him his breath reeks, like being sneezed at by a camel.
That'll prompt even the thickest-skinned man to sort out his dental hygiene. Don't forget, teeth seldom smell, it's the gums and tongue.
A lot of people have gleaming white choppers, but a furry tongue.
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Zandra1 (f)
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Some replies here are soooo funny. I couldnt stop cracking up  . @ Siena, ure right. A lot of people are saying that she should buy him a mouthwash but all the ACT, Listerine etc in the whole world can't make someones mouth smell better as long as his teeth is dirty or the tongue is white ie dirty. Tongues are supposed to be pink and no, please don't drink some red juice to make your tongue pink and think it makes your breath smell nice. @ topic, tell him outright that his breath stinks (and that the smell makes u feel like passing out whenever he talks to u). Then show him how u brush your teeth and clean your tongue so that he would learn. After that u tell him to floss and he does u should tell him to rinse his mouth. Y'all should french kiss after the whole thing and pls make sure your own mouth smells good too. After, the kissing go like "Aaah, I love when your breath smells like that, didn't u enjoy it more now?". He would get the hint.
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janami (f)
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send a text msg from a number he does not know and tell him his breathe stinks and he shld try to do smtg about it
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babycool (f)
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Simple, just say: Honey, i cant kiss you cause your breath stinks. you can go futher by buying him a beautifully wrapped gift pack made of tooth brush, mouthwash a good toothpaste and dental floss!
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