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Duchess (f)
How Do U Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« on: October 08, 2006, 06:21 PM »

How do u tell a guy his breath stinks when he wants to kiss u  at the end of the  days work without hurting his feelings. U guys know it needs to be done nicely. So plz pray tell, hw wld u do it.
Thanks
ikamefa (f)
Re: How Do U Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #1 on: October 08, 2006, 09:52 PM »

very simple!  Smiley

Duchess: Nigga your mouth/ breath smells like an unwashed 7 years old ass, here ! take this febreeze and rectify the situation!

guy:awwwwwwwww girl , you are so hot! now i know u luuuuuvvvveeee me! come here let me lay a sloppy , drippin on you!
Zappking
Re: How Do U Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #2 on: October 10, 2006, 08:06 AM »

the truth?
Free (f)
Re: How Do U Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #3 on: October 10, 2006, 02:07 PM »

does his breathe stink all the time or what?

anywayz just offer him breath mints or gum or something
he probably dnt know his breath stinks
so just tell him
it would be good 4 both of yall Grin
Zappking
Re: How Do U Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #4 on: October 10, 2006, 10:11 PM »

 A refreshing drink for the pboblem.
Busta (f)
Re: How Do U Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #5 on: October 11, 2006, 03:34 AM »

buy him a bag dull of tic tac. Tongue
Free (f)
Re: How Do U Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #6 on: October 11, 2006, 03:37 AM »

lol
busta
a whole bag? Cheesy
Busta (f)
Re: How Do U Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #7 on: October 11, 2006, 03:50 AM »

abi now, maybe container sef! Grin
Free (f)
Re: How Do U Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #8 on: October 11, 2006, 03:54 AM »

 ;d
whitelexi (m)
Re: How Do U Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #9 on: October 11, 2006, 05:41 PM »

The same way you tell a girl that her breath stinks.

"Dude, did u floss today or something?" Grin
Free (f)
Re: How Do U Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #10 on: October 12, 2006, 12:43 PM »

Quote
The same way you tell a girl that her breath stinks.

"Dude, did u floss today or something?"


*rolls eyes*
iykedee
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #11 on: November 07, 2007, 01:04 PM »

I know of a case that happened sometime ago, she eventually got round to telling him and they talked and it just turned out he was keeping his mouth unwashed in retailation for her stinky privates and armpit and they both just laughed and kept on doing their thing. Now they just bought a car and the license plates read "ooze mobil"
Nameless1 (m)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #12 on: November 07, 2007, 01:08 PM »

tell him, like , this, baby u know i love you, but goddamit i cant stand your breath, can u do somfin about it?
opokonwa (m)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #13 on: November 07, 2007, 02:37 PM »

@poster

Tell him the way it is in black and white. Shocked

That way he might feel hurt but will never show up with stinky breath.

Otherwise, keep whinning about soft-delivery.

There is no short-cut from Lagos to Abuja Wink
inze (m)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #14 on: November 08, 2007, 04:49 PM »

-- daRLing, you know you can be a better kisser if you get you mouth rinsed after the days work.

-- I know you're in the mood but take a lil while and get a mouth wash and I'll do the same.

-- Dear, your mouth doesn't smell as fresh as it was in the morning, maybe you need a mouth-wash.

I can go ON and ON.

I n z e
toyinrayo (f)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #15 on: November 09, 2007, 04:01 AM »

@ post
"dude, your breath stinks, could you atleast brush your teeth 2 times a day, because you're killing me over here. abeg, take that mouth and go wash it jo."  Grin Grin Grin
almondjoy (f)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #16 on: November 09, 2007, 04:53 AM »

Just take a few steps backwards and move you face slightly to the side, while shielding your nose from what ever hits you.
netotse (m)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #17 on: November 09, 2007, 05:07 AM »

Quote from: inze on November 08, 2007, 04:49 PM
-- Dear, your mouth doesn't smell as fresh as it was in the morning, maybe you need a mouth-wash.
I can go ON and ON.
I n z e
this is d one i like(tho in sec skuul one gel i was toasting gave me tom-tom as she got up to leave ofter a toasting session saying 'here have this it'll make u're breath smell less' needless to say i almost died of mini-embarassment but i took d hint! for the nxt 2yrs i was addicted to spearmints!)
netotse (m)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #18 on: November 09, 2007, 05:16 AM »

Quote from: inze on November 08, 2007, 04:49 PM
-- Dear, your mouth doesn't smell as fresh as it was in the morning, maybe you need a mouth-wash.
I can go ON and ON.
I n z e
this is d one i like(tho in sec skuul one gel i was toasting gave me tom-tom as she got up to leave ofter a toasting session saying 'here have this it'll make u're breath smell less' needless to say i almost died of mini-embarassment but i took d hint! for the nxt 2yrs i was addicted to spearmints!)
theboy0808 (m)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #19 on: November 09, 2007, 05:18 AM »

Word!
opokonwa (m)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #20 on: November 09, 2007, 07:38 AM »

Quote from: toyinrayo on November 09, 2007, 04:01 AM
@ post
"dude, your breath stinks, could you atleast brush your teeth 2 times a day, because you're killing me over here. abeg, take that mouth and go wash it jo." Grin Grin Grin

LOL! Grin
Pain
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #21 on: November 09, 2007, 07:54 AM »

Why Is It That Nairalanders Love Complicating Simple Issues?

Dear. Just Buy Him A Good MouthWash/Breath Freshner. Add A Good Boxer Pant To Cloak The Intention. Tell Him That The Scent of the Mouth Wash Turns You On. I Swear He Will Never Go Out Without the Mouth Wash. Guys Love To Turn A Girl "On"
swiftycool (m)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #22 on: November 09, 2007, 09:11 AM »

@ topic
look at him in the eyes and say in a romantic whisper
Bros! u chop shit? or your tooth paste finish for house?
then smile and say, im kidding, then say later, I LIED
He'll get the message i swear!
what did u expect?, u knew im not nice  Tongue
uchetobi (f)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #23 on: November 09, 2007, 09:21 AM »

Don’t tell him, buy him provisions – normal household stuff like detergent, soap, toothpaste, tea, milk and include a MOUTH WASH
opokonwa (m)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #24 on: November 09, 2007, 10:06 AM »

Quote from: swiftycool on November 09, 2007, 09:11 AM
@ topic
look at him in the eyes and say in a romantic whisper
Bros! u chop shit? or your tooth paste finish for house?
then smile and say, im kidding, then say later, I LIED
He'll get the message i swear!
what did u expect?, u knew im not nice Tongue


lol Grin
lilrukevwe (m)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #25 on: November 09, 2007, 11:46 AM »

Me and Seun just strolling by
onyeka_ng (f)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #26 on: November 09, 2007, 04:47 PM »

jus hit the nail and tell him Grin
saintchux (m)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #27 on: November 09, 2007, 08:07 PM »

Quote from: Pain on November 09, 2007, 07:54 AM
Why Is It That Nairalanders Love Complicating Simple Issues?

Dear. Just Buy Him A Good MouthWash/Breath Freshner. Add A Good Boxer Pant To Cloak The Intention. Tell Him That The Scent of the Mouth Wash Turns You On. I Swear He Will Never Go Out Without the Mouth Wash. Guys Love To Turn A Girl "On"
.
Siena (m)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #28 on: November 09, 2007, 08:27 PM »

The velvet glove approach doesn't work for all.

Just be blunt, and tell him his breath reeks, like being sneezed at by a camel.

That'll prompt even the thickest-skinned man to sort out his dental hygiene. Don't forget, teeth seldom smell, it's the gums and tongue.

A lot of people have gleaming white choppers, but a furry tongue.
Zandra1 (f)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #29 on: November 30, 2007, 07:25 PM »

Some replies here are soooo funny. I couldnt stop cracking up Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin.

@ Siena, ure right. A lot of people are saying that she should buy him a mouthwash but all the ACT, Listerine etc in the whole world can't make someones mouth smell better as long as his teeth is dirty or the tongue is white ie dirty. Tongues are supposed to be pink and no, please don't drink some red juice to make your tongue pink and think it makes your breath smell nice.

@ topic, tell him outright that his breath stinks (and that the smell makes u feel like passing out whenever he talks to u). Then show him how u brush your teeth and clean your tongue so that he would learn. After that u tell him to floss and he does u should tell him to rinse his mouth. Y'all should french kiss after the whole thing and pls make sure your own mouth smells good too. After, the kissing go like "Aaah, I love when your breath smells like that, didn't u enjoy it more now?". He would get the hint. 
janami (f)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #30 on: November 30, 2007, 08:37 PM »

send a text msg from a number he does not know and tell him his breathe stinks and he shld try to do smtg about it Smiley
babycool (f)
Re: How Do You Tell A Guy His Breath Stinks
« #31 on: December 01, 2007, 03:19 PM »

Simple, just say: Honey, i cant kiss you cause your breath stinks. you can go futher by buying him a beautifully wrapped gift pack made of tooth brush, mouthwash a good toothpaste and dental floss!  Grin
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