~How Many Times Do You 'Shit' Per Day? . . . ~

once a day. but when i eat pistacchio, leafy carrots, etc then it may be 2ice.

also note that it must be "S" shape to be a nice shit 

poster, how many times do you shit yourself?

ezigbo otolo 
i can hear the sound in here 

This Winnergirl with funny posts. Well i shait once a day.

Hilarious post. Wetin concern you sef?  ARE YOU A PUBLIC TOILET CONSULTANT? 

Funny topic 

I shite twice a day, one in the morning and the other afternoon.

LMAO

Though your question may seem funny, it's a good question and is health/nutrition related.  How often you go to the toilet depends on what you eat and if you are eating healthy or drinking enough water.  The averrage person should sh!t once per day and an extremely healthy person sh!t three (basically once per meal) times per day.

For those who are not going to the toilet once per day should get more fiber in their daily eating

The body combines the nutrients it needs from our food and then stores the rest as fat or removes as waste, so basically the amount of waste we passs out could be   how much fat the body is storing.  For those going to the toilet once per week should get more fiber in their daily eating.

Also, your poop should have a curve like shape (like a banana) and should come out all at once, not "bitsy-bitsy" as if you are a goat

*adding more fiber in your diet will do the trick.  For example, flax seed, high fiber cereal, salad, fruits, whole grain bread, yogurt etc

Once again poster, good topic


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Chai! There is nothing i will not see on nairaland.
This thread ought to be moved to the
jokes section.
 @winnergal as a follow up i suggest you start a new thread on How many times do you piss and fart a day!

i shit once in a week.lol

a normal person is supposed to go to the bathroom 3 times a day.any less indicates you lack fiber in your diet.it's also good to do a colon cleanse since not all the fecal matter comes out naturally