Gabry graduates from Ofoka's nairaland school of rap.free tickets to prom party

Well as the nairaland king of creativity mr bjbroke aka ofokasibe wishes to contribute his quarter to human development by teaching gabrywyl; how to become a sick rapper in a record time of 3weeks.
Gabrywyl will enrol to the ofokasibe school of battle rapping through a nairaland scholarship
shaz will hop in once in a while to give gabrywyl expert advice .
shaz is actually an expatraite to be flown to the school by ofokasibe on a first class plane.
guest lecturers to be invited for public lecture includes wordsmith from UI , mailmalc from ben , Sauron from Uk, Ibime from Uk, hybrid from broad street and mukina from the great gambia.

Time frame-3weeks lectures, exam to follow immediately after that.
Grand patron -bolajibroke
Vice chancellor- shaz
sponsor-lalaboi
student -gabrywyl
Banker/school fees collector/treasurer-hybrid
school fees/tuition fees- free .gabrywyl is on ofokasibe's hiphop scholarship
hiphop lecturer-ofokasibe aka the flame spittin viper
course/subject to be offered- Hiphop 101 the art of becoming a sick rapper
lecturer's background- lecturer ofokasibe graduated from the school of multiple retards with BSc, Mba, Phd in MRCism.
school cleaners- baudex and crude
janitor-afrocynic


Final exam -gabrywyl to battle ofokasibe in a 3 round battle . nairaland public to decide winner by voting
exam goal--gabrywyl must beat ofokasibe to graduate
certificate to be awarded in 3 weeks- gabrywyl the best new female rapper in 2009.

time for lectures yo, gabrywyl oya sign in when your ready.

                                      GULP. . . .


I no fit shout. . . (in a squeeky voice)

lol @wordsmith .
smith u dey craze, thats what nairaland creativity did to me dawg, am just having fun yo. i got so much money now its making me feel like a baby in my mums stomach. 

so gabrielwii TAKE A PEN AND LISTEN UP gurl . am serious jare . time for your first lecture.

1ST LECTURE - DAY ONE - 5:20pm nigerian time
SUBJECT --RAPPING , FREESTYLING AND WRITING RHYMES

A first time female rapper actually believes she cant be as good as the best of the boys. thats a myth gurl. bolajibroke the best MRC rapper ever neva knew how to drop a single rap line. in 6months he was battling wordsmith sauron and the sickest nairaland mcs. HE went on to release his much awaited mixtape.in 2009 . this is someone who neva thot he could freestyle one rap line just like gabbrywyl is feeling now .
rapping and freestyling  is actually fun , when starting out for the 1st time take a look at your surroundings like your laptop for example, your hdtv lcd tv, your dstv remote control, your sista passing by , or your housegirl cooking in the kitchen. good lord u actually have uncountable things AROUND U to freestyle or rap about !
u can start like this:

hey word up yo/ its gabrywyl in the building
you neva knew me but now u cant refuse me
am in class with fokasibe/ rappin the nairaland anthem
u think i cant rap? but am here to surprise em
am kinda hungry tho /but my maid is not cooking
my sis is drinking  liquid and she's eating some cookies
 i just stole one cuzz damn she wasnt looking !


dont worry how u sound , the first time, no one is expecting u to rhyme tight at first ,
.u were neva a rapper anyways until now. and a lotta nairaland clowns will pass by and drop silly comments .dont be distracted just concentrate on your lecturer,  there are many clowns all over the world over from different parts , get used to them and have fun with them , they are part of our school (i will let u know how they will be used as examples as lecture progresses)
Now if u look at the above rap lines.it has no structure but it sounded tight cuzz it was just a freestyle , mere looking at things around me while typing this , i was able to freestyle those lines and still rhyme. i kept it simple tho. now take a look at the structure above , most words ended with  -em or -king but they all sounded similar even tho they werent the same. this pattern makes your rap lines pleasant to hear especially when placed on a  beat.
this takes us to lecture 2 the ART OF RHYMING. u can go for break now gurl and look forward to the first guest lecturer wordsmith coming for a special guest appearance tomorrow. 
meanwhile listen to

1. lil kim ft moob deep - quiet storm remix
2. flowshow - the flowshow lp mixtape intro.   
3. lil kim ft shanice-         you can watch or listen to these songs are on youtube.

LISTEN AND LEARN FROM THIS 3 RAP SONGS as u prepare for lecture day 2 and wordsmith guest lecture tomorrow.
 lalaboi  and shaz are coming the day after tomorrow.

How about this naa. .


Stand ------- up --------- nigga get your ass to da floor,
Show us what ya got show us dat u're hardcore,
Yo shitty moves aint stellar their just so lame bore,
I aint taking this crap, I aint takin no more.


Ma momma says I aint fit to rap cause I am Asian,
But I can't help it cause I see da temptation,
I tried rappin on the streets like a hardcore Malaysian,
People think I'm crazy they called me a pirated caucasian. .


Hows that Baba Fokasibe? 


I took lalaboi's advise to not try be a clown and this time am serious ooo. .  Although I almost fell into the trap of yeyeness once again. . .   

I dont know really. what is your opinion?

u're just saying that cause we are related ooo 

nice gurl . no need to take lala's advice. no clowning we just having some humorous fun . am coming for part 2 . and howz my student doin today?

Baba Fokasibe, I dey fine. Ok, i wont be around for 3 days but Ill be back on Monday. U carry on jor. When I get the chance, i would read up your 2nd lesson.

lalaboi u always follow me everywhere just to derep me . even my student gab is obedient , why now? why u wan foloow fly enter shit,

@shaz
u dey see me so, now that i am born again these human beings are tempting me to go back to the ways of the world. anyway lala abowabaa loro e.

back to my lovely student gabbrywl. sorry gurl i have been busy during the weekend . anyways . lets begin today's lectures 
LECTURE 2 - ADVANCED PUNCHLINING
 gab , since u are above the nursery sch rhyme stage , judging from those few lines u dropped , we need to advance to the next stage called
ADVANCED PUNCHLINING

EXERCISE ONE -FILL IN THE GAP
gabryywyl this is lesson 2 exercise 1
am gonna be asking some punchlines questions and u have to fill in the gap or fill in what u fill should complete the punchline
10 PUNCHLINE QUESTIONS TOTAL 100%

1. like an ojuelegba boy i am gutter like a,
2. if u spit kung fu /welcome to ,
3. even if we die now you still wouldnt ,
4. me against u is mode vs rugged , one death blow and your whole career is  ,
5. even if u tie towel on your head u still wouldnt bring the , 
6. blow for blow/ u wouldnt match me lyrically
you is a biting tyson , i am a champ like  , 
7. i spit fire /u spit water / even if u swallow matches you still ,
8. ask nairaland i am a music radio giant even if u marry  lalaboi u still wouldnt be an _ _ _ (3 letter words )
9. am known to spit bars like chocolates
 these nairaland rappers are soft like , 
10. like chiogo , i am the chic with the finest logo,
even if they give u 100 marks free of charge this illiterate would still,


so gurl u are expecting to just fill in the blank spaces then i will score u over 100%. dont worry about the haters and the boys with hater comments ,  infact if they all dont make comment then i would be scared cuzz this is nairaland gurl .like bliss said they are all haters like nairaland . so gab fill in the gap am coming to mark it. if u have any question or comment ask me . be good gurl .see ya.  and i spoke to flowshow the king of the reatrdo family. he promised to dedicate a special rap song to u when u graduate plus u get a free beat too ,. aight gurl? now answer your punchline questions.see u soon
 

lol good boy .lala lala , emelo ni mope e ?
i just typed & posted this in less than 2 secs, and u have alredy replied , are u stalking my thread.ni?, or do u want to toast my student.ni?  i told u you are a patron , a grand patron is supposed to donate money not make comments . ok be a good boy  till the donation day coming up in a few .  as u can see shaz is watching from the background .   so be coolheaded boi  and pls show ofoka some love for creativity . at least i am lighting up this dead threads init?.

@gab sugar where are u o. dont allow lala take your seat! lol

Teacher dat teaches shit

i bet u'had pick your leaches of scrotum in water 

Diaperman!!! Cut the crap! 


Crudedude,  Thank you naaa. I will try harder. I need some Black power and Rap inspiration. 

Huh? How I fit know thats the answer? And I thought I have to make rap lines?   

Gabby raises up her hands at baba Fokasibe and ask questions:-


1. What does MRC stands for and means?

2. What is punchlines?

punchlines means a funny ending of joke: the last part of a joke or funny story that delivers the meaning and humor to ridicule your battle rap opponent or used in a rap verse.   so gabby list 10 punchlines of your cholice so i can assess you , youi can goggle best rap punchlines to read about punchlines , then come back to list your own original punchlines .it must be urs , we will call it 10 best gabbrywyl punchlines . so list  10 now.

lol they are actually very nice people. some of em are on holiday in bahamas , so they aint surfing.