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Gabry (f)
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kay-m
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Kay-M, Hey Mehn, what on earth is your name, I dont know u much but you sound so freakin lame, Seems you try so hard . . . to catch your own fame, U aint a pro rapper but you're just a big shame, I will surely knock you out that you fly down south, beat da hell out of you with ma lines till u shut yo mouth, Forget it dude you aint got no talent nor you get no skills, Cause 99% of yo fans are wearing high heels, U aint worth ma time cause you so gay, Wearing mini skirts, pissin sittin down for u its okay, U wish Elton John could molest you sharp sharp! But all you fit molest now is your music instrument called da harp No mind me why I diss you well well, I was being instructed by ma ticha Ofokasibe, that bad belle But I think I am getting the hang out of this Dissing people to da extreme makin them piss!  ________________________________________________ Baba Ofoka, exactly 16 lines now and 90% no holds barred  I hope this one be ok ooo mogbe, is it me gabry-w dissed like this ?, i am coming back to reply u right now. |
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Gabry (f)
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Isnt this too long to think? I thought mine in 10 mins jor so its not fair Its already been a few days now  |
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kay-m
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@gabry AM SORRY I HAD TO DO THIS : @gabry my first battle rap in nairaland is against gabry/ a very big fat mamma jamma! i mean take a look at her profile picture /damn she looks like a waterlogged cucumber gabry i understand your ofoka's student /but aint students meant to improve ? u and ofoka are like husband and wife /u both resemble werewolves! lyrically speaking kay-m will give u your first nairaland spankin cuzz u couldnt be born again even if u marry benjamin franklin 8 bars of kay-m is like 8bars of israeli demolition gabry's 8 bars was manufactured in fuji house of commotion gabrywl, my rap verse is similar to a krayola -sauron diss cuzz even if u marry sauron today , you still wouldnt be able to bite this oh my lord,am not done yet/ kay-m vs gabry/ thats like krayola vs fat albert i mean gabry battling kay-m ?that's like a lion versus an overgrown piglet ! i have only posted 5 bars and yet gabry is already lost like a space nugget i am aware ofoka needs an mrc to fill his hot nairaland bracket/ gabry your just too fat / am sorry u just wont sell in ofoka's nairaland market!  |
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Gabry (f)
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Kay M u aint got no sex listed on your profile Sadly on da news u are a hardcore lame ass pedifile U look for young girls and boys from a mile, Cause u cannot stay still not havin sex for awhile, Tell me ass Nigga are u a female or a male? Anyways, yo pardner looks like a fermented sagging whale So wogly with that muti functional pimple skin lookin so pale u both so ugly that the cops would wanna put you in jail U must be blind to call me a piggly fat I dont blame u coz yo eyes are small as a rat How bout you whom looks like a super lepa shandi No wonder you rap like shit like those Olsen Twinny You mock me but you aint got no picture in your profile Could it be yo face looks like a fugly crocodile? Your lines aint scaring me their just as lame as Paris Hilton's ass U betta shut yo mouth and speak less, or I dey mess with you and cause u in stress. . Dont think you da best, coz u nowhere near as fly as an expensive bird nest, go you resign and just rest, Treat this as the end of yo test, see how your rappin be a big big mess |
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ofokasibe
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Kay M
You mock me but you aint got no picture in your profile
Could it be yo face looks like a fugly crocodile?
Your lines aint scaring me their just as lame as Paris Hilton's ass
LMFAO , KAY -M U HAVE BEEN LYRICALLY KNOCK-OUT I AM LOVING THIS , U GUYS NEED TO GO ON A ROUND 2 , KAY M GABRY HAS SET IT OFF, ITS NOW your TURN , DONT WSATE MY TIME BOY! GABRY EXAM IS IN FULL PROGRESS, U NEED TO REPLY TO HER ROUND 2 NOW @gabry
AM SORRY I HAD TO DO THIS
gabrywl, my rap verse is similar to a krayola -sauron diss
cuzz even if u marry sauron today , you still wouldnt be able to bite this
oh my lord,am not done yet/ kay-m vs gabry/ thats like krayola vs fat albert
i mean gabry battling kay-m ?that's like a lion versus an overgrown piglet !
i am aware ofoka needs an mrc to fill his hot nairaland bracket/
gabry your just too fat / am sorry u just wont sell in ofoka's nairaland market!
lmfao i cant just stop laughing , u calling gabry a fat piglet , ohh thats grouse ! , kay m that was a tight punchline on gabry . i am loving my school ! but u need to reply her now. gabrys exam is now in full progress ! kay m where are u ? |
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Krayola (m)
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Kay M u aint got no sex listed on your profile Sadly on da news u are a hardcore lame ass pedifile U look for young girls and boys from a mile, Cause u cannot stay still not havin sex for awhile, Tell me ass Nigga are u a female or a male? Anyways, yo pardner looks like a fermented sagging whale So wogly with that muti functional pimple skin lookin so pale u both so ugly that the cops would wanna put you in jail U must be blind to call me a piggly fat I dont blame u coz yo eyes are small as a rat How bout you whom looks like a super lepa shandi No wonder you rap like shit like those Olsen Twinny You mock me but you aint got no picture in your profile Could it be yo face looks like a fugly crocodile? Your lines aint scaring me their just as lame as Paris Hilton's ass U betta shut yo mouth and speak less, or I dey mess with you and cause u in stress. . Dont think you da best, coz u nowhere near as fly as an expensive bird nest, go you resign and just rest, Treat this as the end of yo test, see how your rappin be a big big mess WHOA!! That shit is crazy!!! LMFAO!! |
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Gabry (f)
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ok, am sorry if it sounds bad. Am trying. Guess its over right? Ok, Ofoka, When is kay-m and gabry's convocation? We both have graduated! |
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kay-m
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oh graduation,, not so fast u have to beat me first , .and with this verse of mine i dont think so, now listen this is my 2nd verse that will give u F9 @gabry gabry i agree your lyrics are soft /they are softer than fraggle rock your face is both pretty and weird like child play 6's chucky am feeling lucky /am gon eat gabby like a christmas turkey honestly am graduating before u / u this kentucky fried chicken! me beating u is easy like chinko malaysians eating lizards but you beating me is hard like a chinese using chopsticks to eat eba! ofoka himself knows that i am spitting flames/ gabry u need to drink water gabry my level is tight than urs/unlike sauron am not even a biter cuzz really gabry .kay-m compared to u is like a professor vs a nursery student am dropping bombs on u like hiroshima , no time for any chinko mellodrama your size reminds me of sumo wrestlers, remember nakagushi yokohama? gabry your as fat as samo hung but u kick like d girl in street fighter my skills are better than urs/ its like little red riding hood battling yokozuna gabry even if u were a virgin /gabrywyl/ u still wouldnt flow tighter! i told u am not in your level , am way way better ! |
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Gabry (f)
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Am sorry jor but Im not catchin your flare on that naaa. . .   Anyways, let me finish you quick! @ Kay - M Callin me a Sumo I dey say u must be suferin from Bulimia No one knows u including ma pals called D1kelevra and Sam Milla, U still aint postin your picture cause u come from fuglymania No wonder all girls whom met you would rather play shakara Let me ask you this question, Does size always seems to matter to you? What happen to A.Franklin & J.Hudson whom all win a global award you mumu I might be fat but at least I have more heart and personality than you do, I bet majority of da Nairalanders are agreeing with me on this too, You are gettin weak with your lines as time goes by, Its time for you to say Bye Bye coz you aint fly, After hearin yo 2nd Rappin skills I dont think I can call it a tie, Claimin that your skillz are better than mine is obviously a big fat lie Your shitty no good use lines are so filled with drama, You yarn it just like you were raised by a geisha U sure u a nigga or try to be born in a continent called Asia? Either way, none seems to be workin for ya cause u're just a lame ass motha sucka! |
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kay-m
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oh my lord , this gurl is surely not gon give up until she graduates, @gabry chow yung bow and hang ju won, i heard of what the eff is gabry shang tsung wang?duh? ? lady bird ., your chinko name sounds like a porn/well done cuzz for real all i see after this battle is gabry's skirt gettin torn i can see your rhyming perfectly /thats quite an improvement but u beating me gabby? thats a bloody disillusionment! i have to admit your teacher ofoka did a very good job on you even if u were mrs fat beauty /gabry gurl your a chic i just wouldnt boo coaching a cockraoch from pupa to larva stage ?aint that great gurl your gon get crushed badly like a box of crates now u think u so fly and now u wanna step to kay-m and the lyrical greats? gabby am going to eat u like my breakfast ?just like corn flakes ! my rap skills are too magical they turn gabry the fat into gabry the slim cuzz even if u were mr international /u still wouldnt rap like iceberg slimm u battling me is like the devil trying to battle a born again?total blasphemy even if u swallow a whole eagle /gabry u still wouldnt be as fly as me HOLLA AT ME. your EXAM HAS JUST STARTED . @ofoka pls who is doing better ? score us pls. |
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Gabry (f)
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Kay - M just lost it by Gabry fea 50 Cent and Gwen Stefani 50Cent:Yo Yo Yo Yo! Waddup G! DO you miss me? Its been long baybee! Ma sweet suga honey bee! Togetha with Gwen Stefani, So sweet and sexy Break it down! G. . . Show Kay - M whatcha made of! UH!! Gabry:Kay -M You so lame You rap like a mutt Your so called Chow Yung Bow is actually da great Chow Yun Fatt! Gwen : WHo da hell is Chow Yung Bow. . . . Kay - M is a yeye fowl. . . I bet even your grandma knows this basic info u bag of fart Even if you go for a Children's rappin school, u sure wont make da cut Gwen : Yeah Yeah Ohhhhh Ohhhh!!! Kay M, . U so lame. . . Quit your rappin cause your breath smells like fermented salami 50 Cent : Uh huh! Kay - M da salami! U rappin on stage forget it u sound like a bafoon baloni 50 Cent : Geez! Kay M Indded da Baloni! Even your gf's cant stand your rappin skills they go say you fugly Gwen: Kay - M so fu ------glyyyyy. . . Leave the male industry and join the gay club made by Queeny 50 Cent: Uh. . . Yeah. . . Kay M so gay baybee . . Gwen: in singin mode Kay M You so lame you just lost it. . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it! Eat a bag of cocaine you go high you just lost it. . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it! Your momma says you aint fly thats why you lost it . . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it! I suggest you go and say bye bye since you lost it. . . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . Oooh ooohhhh. . . . . (Music Instruments change from Hip Hop to Jaz feel and Gabry does her scat! ) Gabry:Beep baap da boom boom skibideep pa pap Bidi Bidid bap bap ba loo bap bap bap POW! Bap! 50Cent:Kay M . . . . U've lost your cool you're out of luck. . . . Uhh Gabry:Bee daap dapp dapp dapp badadada bap! Bidi Bidid bap bap ba loo bap bap bap POW! Bap! 50Cent:I pity you cause u dey resemble a muck! Uhhh (Music Insyruments change back to Hip Hop and Gweni sing her tunes! ) Gwen: in singin mode Kay M You so lame you just lost it. . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it! Eat a bag of cocaine you go high you just lost it. . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it! Your momma says you aint fly thats why you lost it . . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it! I suggest you go and say bye bye since you lost it. . . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . Oooh ooohhhh. . . . . Gabry:Kay M you aint got no swaggar U just resemble a hardcore beggar Your rap skills aint tight it aint bettar Just drop your mic down Ill see you later! Gabry, 50 Cent and Gwen:Kay M you just lost it. . . Lost it. . . Lost it. . . . Lost it. . . Lost it. . . Lost it. . . (6x till music fades. . . . .)
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ofokasibe
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wow gabry that is so tight , @kaym if u dont show up and reply her in 2 days, she will be declared a graduate of the MRC hall of fame sauron is jealous of my graduating student shes coming to throw punchlines on any available biter my student gabry is not a biter shes a fuckin street fighter u know why cuzz she throws more kicks at u than chun li in street figher GABBRY HOLLA AT THEM ! |
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steve49ja (m)
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Gabry:
Kay M you aint got no swaggar
U just resemble a hardcore beggar
Your rap skills aint tight it aint bettar
Just drop your mic down Ill see you later!
Gabry, 50 Cent and Gwen:
Kay M you just lost it. . . Lost it. . . Lost it. . . .
Lost it. . . Lost it. . . Lost it. . . (6x till music fades. . . . .)
For reallzzzz?? ?? ? Gabs on fire!!! Shorty spit awhole bunch of ish in less than (counting fingers 1, 2, 3) 20mins?? Where can i get my copy?? Amazon?? Ebay?? Well composed gab. . .must have cost alot to get those two on one track |
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crudedude (m)
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@gabry d last time i checked u whur doin chinko rap now u are kickin butts, way to go gurl! @ofoka i see u doin great wit your student.woulda signed up 4 your class xcept, well never mind. , great job anyway!! |
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geeflexxx (m)
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what ya'll think ya doing check out this flowz:
Fresh off the streets, just finished a show in Long Beach
Ready to relax, kick up my feet
Maybe smoke a blunt or two, that's what I wanna do
Broke out and called up the homeboy BOO! (What happenin' nephew?)
Oh, nothin' just called, lookin' for some women that can fondle my balls
(Well you hit the right spot, I can help you with that
Gimme 15 minutes, and I'll hit you rite back)
Off to the hotel, I was ready indeed
Slapped the button in the 'llac to control the speed
Put one up in the air, the cops just stared
Waved my hands out the roof like I just ain't care
Got to the tele and I slid thru the door
On to the elevator, hit the penthouse floor
And what would happen next only time could tell
Cuz I got up to my room, and I was mad as hell (Aaah! Damn!)
What do ya think, am looking for a group to hook up with here in garki abuja call me on 0806604150 eight, amma rap this ship until my head breaks!! pprrrrr (peace out!!!}
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ofokasibe
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@GABRY
TOMORROW IS KAY-M'S DEADLINE IF HE DOESNT REPLY U BY TOMORROW THEN U SHALL BE DECLARED
THE 1ST GRADUATE OF OFOKA NAIRALAND SCHOOL OF BATTLE RAP. WAY U GO GIRL !
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lalaboi (m)
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Gabry. . . .this one don pass rap oh lol. . . .
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Gabry (f)
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GABBRY HOLLA AT THEM !
Aight Boss Gabster in da house y'all, am rockin up da MRC's dont dey tease Once I rap ma flow, Sauron would blow me a kiss Kay-M wished for one too but Sauron tell him to piss Now he know well, what he had just miss. , This be big bliss Kay - M da hater will never ever be a rapper Even if Money bling money flow it still wont make ya Hater Hater go and plead from Ofoka to teach ya How to rap rap rapper but I think ofoka wont take ya Gabby in da house come on y'all just holla See me strut ma stuff I've got da swagga I rap ma lines 24/7 my rhymes are gettin tigha cause am gettin brighta Its true am not a bita but I am a champ in street fighta For reallzzzz?? ?? ?
Gabs on fire!!!
Shorty spit awhole bunch of ish in less than (counting fingers 1, 2, 3) 20mins??
Where can i get my copy?? Amazon?? Ebay??
Well composed gab. . .must have cost alot to get those two on one track
@gabry d last time i checked u whur doin chinko rap now u are kickin butts, way to go gurl! @ofoka i see u doin great wit your student.woulda signed up 4 your class xcept, well never mind. , great job anyway!! Awww. . . Thanks guys.  Gabry. . . .this one don pass rap oh lol. . . .
Its betta than rap right? Its the new generation of rap  |
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eyonigger (m)
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Hmmm, see Gabry ooo, wetin i dey do wey i no enter this room since.
So anything word "BITE" now, Sauron name must be mentioned. Notoriously ridiculous.
I smell Ofako providing lines for some1.
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Gabry (f)
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Deji!!! I sense you dey run and toast so many females till you forget bout your Momma Ngozi Gabry hia thats why you no go enta this place. I must remind u say I no grow young now so u must try at least rememba me sha Una dey smell ofoka share lyrics with someone abi? WHo be that sef? If its me, I will say shame on you ooo cause I no dey contact much with Baba Ofoka now. |
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ofokasibe
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gabry dont worry about those doubting u. they dont beleif it is the same old gabry that is now spitting rhymes and punchlines like a professional,, what did i tell u my aim is i told u my aim is to transform u from a wack mc, to a sick mc,, now i have achieved that , and the rest of the guys find it hard to beleif that ofoka can train someone that will carry the MRC touch boldly and face the likes of shaz , sauron lalaboi , mykali in a rap battle . SINCE KAY-M DIDNT SHOW UP, I GUESS HE HAS GIVEN UP .SO GABRY YOU HAVE NOW GRADUATED
I HEREBY DECLARE GABRY THE FIRST PIONEER GRADUATE OF OFOKA'S NAIRALAND RAP UNIVERSITY @all the doubting thomases gabry is just my first graduate ,,,darne is about to enrol into my school now,, ,,and he is also starting from scratch my advice to yall is to come and enrol into my sch, especially the boys above . @GABRY HOLLA AT THEM ONCE MORE ! |
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eyonigger (m)
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Deji!!! I sense you dey run and toast so many females till you forget bout your Momma Ngozi Gabry hia thats why you no go enta this place. I must remind u say I no grow young now so u must try at least rememba me sha Una dey smell ofoka share lyrics with someone abi? WHo be that sef? If its me, I will say shame on you ooo cause I no dey contact much with Baba Ofoka now. Mama ngozi, I sincerely do not have any reason to be toasting pple around NL. The only one person I asked out was iice, who is just full of herself, then I dropped the issue. I cant even do an E-date. its waste of time, the section that drifted me away from where we normally see is the sports section. I no dey talk sey na u ofoka dey provide rhymes, did I say such? Abu na guilty conscience be this? You aint the only one on this thread spitting. You have actually improved and seeing u spit makes me know there;s nothing one cannot do. @ ofoka, nice job brov. |
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Gabry (f)
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gabry dont worry about those doubting u. they dont beleif it is the same old gabry that is now spitting rhymes and punchlines like a professional,, what did i tell u my aim is i told u my aim is to transform u from a wack mc, to a sick mc,, now i have achieved that , and the rest of the guys find it hard to beleif that ofoka can train someone that will carry the MRC touch bpunchlines like a professional,, what did i tell u my aim is i told u my aim is to transform u from a wack mc, to a sick mc,, now i have achieved that , and the rest of the guys find it hard to beleif that ofoka can train someone that will carry the MRC touch boldly and face the likes of shaz , sauron lalaboi , mykali in a rap battle . SINCE KAY-M DIDNT SHOW UP, I GUESS HE HAS GIVEN UP .SO GABRY YOU HAVE NOW GRADUATED oldly and face the likes of shaz , sauron lalaboi , mykali in a rap battle .
SINCE KAY-M DIDNT SHOW UP, I GUESS HE HAS GIVEN UP .SO GABRY YOU HAVE NOW GRADUATED
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I HEREBY DECLARE GABRY THE FIRST PIONEER GRADUATE OF OFOKA'S NAIRALAND RAP UNIVERSITY @all the doubting thomases gabry is just my first graduate ,,,darne is about to enrol into my school now,, ,,and he is also starting from scratch my advice to yall is to come and enrol into my sch, especially the boys above . @GABRY HOLLA AT THEM ONCE MORE ! Thanks Baba Ofoka. Ok, I Holla HOLLA! Mama ngozi, I sincerely do not have any reason to be toasting pple around NL. The only one person I asked out was iice, who is just full of herself, then I dropped the issue. I cant even do an E-date. its waste of time, the section that drifted me away from where we normally see is the sports section.
I no dey talk sey na u ofoka dey provide rhymes, did I say such? Abu na guilty conscience be this? You aint the only one on this thread spitting. You have actually improved and seeing u spit makes me know there;s nothing one cannot do.
@ ofoka, nice job brov.
O gaaaa. . . I thought you are jokin about the toastin part. Didnt know you took it sriously. But I dont think its worth toating any nairalanders from here jor |
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Gabry (f)
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Wetin? U shock I be professional rapper abi? |
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Gabry (f)
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Ok, am sorry for all this especially to Ofokasibe. I think Kay M should just get the MRC (I dont even know what that is ). The reason is that Ive been treating all of this very unserious meaning that all which I have written here is only for jokes and its for the fun of it and its to. . . Well. . . Am like that. I like to play around and Im not serious most of the time unlike Mykali and Sauron and Ibime and other rappers here so this is my final post on the rap section. Eyah pele . . . Thank you. |
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cherisa
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who is garby . and what is ofoka sch of rap? |
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okeey (m)
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ok ohhhhhhhhhhhh
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