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Odeku (m)
Prostitute at Bar
« on: October 29, 2005, 09:41 PM »

A man stops off at a bar after work to have a couple of drinks. He starts talking to this woman, and even though the guy is married, he thinks she is so fine that he agrees to go back to her place.

When he gets to her place, he finds out that she is a prostitute and that she wants $75.

"Forget it," the man says, "you never told me you were a prostitute." "But I do have $10 on me, will you take that?"

"You won't get any decent prostitute for that," the hooker says. She throws the guy out.

Later that night, the man and his wife go out to dinner. While they are eating, the same prostitute who happens to also be eating there recognizes the guy.

She comes up to him and says, "See, I told you." "Look at the kind of trash you'll pick up for $10."
sweetnini (f)
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #1 on: October 30, 2005, 12:05 AM »

very funny
@odeku i think u like going to the bar Smiley
Odeku (m)
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #2 on: October 30, 2005, 12:50 AM »

there is nothing wrong with hanging out.
layi (m)
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #3 on: October 30, 2005, 04:33 AM »

Thats why you all have hang-overs. Tongue
sweetnini (f)
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #4 on: October 30, 2005, 11:48 AM »

 Smiley @layi
@odeku there is nothing wrong in hanging out
fabian (f)
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #5 on: October 31, 2005, 12:54 PM »

Hahahahaha! nice1
Scorpio (f)
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #6 on: November 01, 2005, 03:51 PM »

 Cheesy Cheesy
Seun (m)
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #7 on: November 01, 2005, 05:00 PM »

It may be funny to very youg girls who feel they are beautiful, but it's also a mean joke to those who are married and perhaps not so beautiful.
Scorpio (f)
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #8 on: November 01, 2005, 06:06 PM »

how?
Rolly
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #9 on: November 07, 2005, 07:42 PM »

 Cheesy Cheesy
Odeku (m)
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #10 on: November 11, 2005, 07:19 PM »

Seun, a married man, knows if his wife is ugly or sexy.
lekjan (m)
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #11 on: November 14, 2005, 10:35 AM »

Too bad for the man Sad
clemcykul
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #12 on: April 16, 2008, 10:05 AM »

poor wifey Embarrassed

@poster datz tyte Grin Grin keep em rowln in Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Sam Milla (m)
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #13 on: April 16, 2008, 10:21 AM »

clemcy is working on the archives today,  weldone,
tufe (m)
Re: Prostitute at Bar
« #14 on: April 16, 2008, 03:33 PM »

thanx clem

you too mushhhhhhhhhhhh
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