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Iyara (m)
The Sound Of Mess
« on: May 01, 2009, 12:01 PM »

What sound would mess make if it was written down? Any suggestions?
blackweaver (m)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #1 on: May 03, 2009, 02:19 PM »

there's doh reh miiiiiiiiii; there's doh doh doh  many types of sounds
mingxing (f)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #2 on: May 03, 2009, 08:42 PM »

kpatabulashactacumdaratita
djcrucifix (m)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #3 on: May 05, 2009, 04:26 PM »

   there are different sounds for different occasions or conditions. there is phffffee for the silent one. then there is prrraaaa for the loud one. then there is prrrratttaaatatatatata for person wey get jedi jedi. Shocked Grin
Ben-10
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #4 on: May 08, 2009, 02:25 PM »


Lol. But these guys can fart o   Cool
krisunion
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #5 on: May 14, 2009, 12:14 PM »

 Yeah, the sound  varies.  One sound that has been missing from the list is  "gboom". The type that leaves you surprised and shocked.

The topic may sound irritating but the truth is that everybody does it. Abi na lie? Who no dey do am make e raise hin hand up!
nigeriantalent
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #6 on: May 14, 2009, 12:25 PM »

I don't mess
dipo2much (m)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #7 on: May 15, 2009, 04:56 PM »

I'll sound like peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oyinda. (f)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #8 on: June 12, 2009, 03:45 AM »

oh dear
tboyjnr (m)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #9 on: June 15, 2009, 02:48 AM »

POOOOoooooooo,
A-town (m)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #10 on: June 16, 2009, 06:50 PM »

pisssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dclique
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #11 on: August 19, 2009, 10:28 PM »

Lmao,
galatico (m)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #12 on: August 21, 2009, 05:22 PM »

This is the most stupidious topic I have ever seen since I joined Nairaland,  Gosh so pathetic!!!
U1 (m)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #13 on: August 23, 2009, 02:45 PM »

Galaticos, I think people needs to go crazy once in a while.

To the topic, after ruminating over it and tried to remember some that I know, I discovered that the sounds differ. We could classify them as careful and careless sounds with the careful being the one using silencer mechanism, while the careless is the one without silencer. So here are some sounds that you can identify:

*Phhhhhhhhh - the careful type which I always try to do, very quiet.
*Pooh! or phra! - the careless type. I do this too, by mistake, when the silencer doesn't work or at home.
*Pooh, pooh (pow!) - the extra-careless type.
*Phrapapapapoo - the super-careless type.
oyinda. (f)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #14 on: August 25, 2009, 12:45 AM »

Quote from: U1 on August 23, 2009, 02:45 PM

*Phhhhhhhhh - the careful type which I always try to do, very quiet.
*Pooh! or phra! - the careless type. I do this too, by mistake, when the silencer doesn't work or at home.
*Pooh, pooh (pow!) - the extra-careless type.
*Phrapapapapoo - the super-careless type.


 your too funny abeg
kcpumpin (m)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #15 on: August 31, 2009, 03:09 PM »

una don 4get say old ppl own de different, lyk b4 my G.old man die hm own de sound lyk dis '''gbuuruukpuutuutuu'',  after  which it goes wit a wrinklin smile,  Lips sealed Lips sealed
Akaraoku$ (f)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #16 on: September 03, 2009, 03:48 PM »

Lol Lol, nairaland won't kill me !!!ooo very good stress /comic releif after a hard work day.
Btw na fine gals mess dey smell pass,
Dclique
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #17 on: September 03, 2009, 10:46 PM »

Lmao,
Haba!!
Boss bitch (f)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #18 on: September 06, 2009, 07:00 PM »

LWKM. . . d whole house is really quiet and i'm laughing like a fool. . . really loudly. . . na white girls own wey smell pass. . . i remember one white girl like that in my primary skl, her own dey special
maggilove (f)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #19 on: September 08, 2009, 01:35 PM »

So u big boys also do it,eh ooo puh puh
Gabry (f)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #20 on: September 22, 2009, 04:52 PM »

Pratttt! - Smelly farty pants
Poooot! - Noisy ones without smell
Pssss - Silent but Deadly
Splat! - Fart with Diarrhoea!
Pit - Whistling fart
poot poot poot poot PRATTTTTTTTTTTTTT - Soft Soft Soft Soft fart and end up with a Gigantor Fart!
U1 (m)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #21 on: September 23, 2009, 08:43 AM »

Quote from: Gabry on September 22, 2009, 04:52 PM
Pratttt! - Smelly farty pants
Poooot! - Noisy ones without smell
Pssss - Silent but Deadly
Splat! - Fart with Diarrhoea!
Pit - Whistling fart
poot poot poot poot PRATTTTTTTTTTTTTT - Soft Soft Soft Soft fart and end up with a Gigantor Fart!

Okay, so Gabby you sabi mess like this? Shocked Shocked Shocked I'm sure that your mess go smell pass anything I fit imagine. Grin Grin E go fit wake dead body.  Shocked Shocked Grin
bboiabb (m)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #22 on: September 29, 2009, 05:33 PM »

i think the best one is

prrrrrrrrrrrrrronnnnnn? i added the question mark because of the way it sounds, u know when u ask some one the word "really?", at the "--lly" part of "really" your voice pitch goes higher, EHE, dat is how it sounds,
if u dont understand tell make i explain am wellu wellu 4 u  Grin Grin
skfa1
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #23 on: October 03, 2009, 10:32 PM »


Phewww  Grin

Phowwww  Grin
donjon
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #24 on: October 06, 2009, 01:13 PM »

All dis sound of mess, sef!
skfa1
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #25 on: October 06, 2009, 04:17 PM »

Quote from: donjon on October 06, 2009, 01:13 PM
All dis sound of mess, sef!

Did you smell it ?  Cheesy
jay-girl
Re: the sound of mess
« #26 on: October 23, 2009, 09:01 PM »

I luv u nairalandrs, barring their hearts 2 their fellow partners-in-mess.
Here's mine - B-RR-UUUU-MM. aint me fault fellas, dts just d way it goes.
ENJOY!
donjon
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #27 on: October 24, 2009, 11:19 AM »

No, i didnt smell it, & GOD help me, if i do!
But it pains to see dis adults releasing poisonous gases into d atmosphere, thereby causing global warming with dier buttholes!
Damn! It smells. , . ,
chi-baby (f)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #28 on: October 24, 2009, 11:29 AM »

OMD!!!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy . . . I SHALL NOT DIE OF LAFTA IN JESUS NAME! c how big boyz n gyalz r juss messin arround  Cheesy Grin
dani1luv
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #29 on: October 24, 2009, 05:32 PM »

 Cool
Winnergal (f)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #30 on: November 15, 2009, 04:17 PM »

LOL@ them comments . . .
saintade01 (m)
Re: The Sound Of Mess
« #31 on: December 03, 2009, 07:39 PM »

 Grin LMAO Grin
 Grin LMAO Grin
 Grin LMAO Grin
Oh what a Messmerizing thread
 Grin LMAO Grin
 Grin LMAO Grin
 Grin LMAO Grin
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