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trip dizle (m)
Living Corpse
« on: October 13, 2006, 03:22 PM »

   A dubious man who had been fond of robbing taxi drivers of their fares by telling them he was a walking corpse met the shock of his life one fateful day.This is how it happened.


On previous lucky occassions,a dialogue like this usually ensues:


taxi driver:oga,please pay your money


passenger:hmm-DO-YOU-KNOW-YOU-ARE-CARRYING-A-CORPSE?


taxi driver:(stops the cab and runs so fast) yeeeh!a corpse,help! help!!


But on this fateful day,


taxi driver:oga,please pay your money


passenger:hmm-DO-YOU-KNOW-YOU-ARE-CARRYING-A-CORPSE?


taxi driver:hmm-DO-YOU-KNOW-THAT-I-AM-ALSO-A-CORPSE?


taxi driver:hmm-THAT-MEANS-YOU-ARE-MY-FELLOW-CORPSE


passenger:(terrified as he runs out of the cab) yeeeh!a real corpse,help!!


     As he was running,he met a man who asked him what the problem was.He explained everything to him and could not believe his ears when the man replied saying "when I was alive, the same thing happened to me too."


    The dubious man had no other choice than to faint.
r_o_b_b_y (m)
Re: Living Corpse
« #1 on: October 14, 2006, 09:38 PM »

Thıs joke ıs suppossed to be funny but u dıdnt tell ıt well.
maybe someother tıme ı wıll remembert to laugh.
angelz
Re: Living Corpse
« #2 on: October 14, 2006, 11:37 PM »

Yeah robby! D joke isn't funny. Just 2 dry, maybe d problm is wit me.
biyibabe (f)
Re: Living Corpse
« #3 on: October 15, 2006, 06:41 AM »

Never mind.trip dizle, It is still funny. Cheesy Cheesy
daviespan (m)
Re: Living Corpse
« #4 on: October 17, 2006, 06:45 PM »

not to me
Quote from: biyibabe on October 15, 2006, 06:41 AM
Never mind.trip dizle, It is still funny. Cheesy Cheesy
trip dizle (m)
Re: Living Corpse
« #5 on: November 26, 2006, 07:13 PM »

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Mystique (f)
Re: Living Corpse
« #6 on: November 28, 2006, 04:54 PM »

C'mon guys, its really funny Grin Grin Undecided
r_o_b_b_y (m)
Re: Living Corpse
« #7 on: December 03, 2006, 08:31 PM »

Quote from: trip dizle on October 13, 2006, 03:22 PM
  The dubious man had no other choice than to faint.
mystique and biyibabe, do u really want to tell me this is so funny? Shocked
Oracle (m)
Re: Living Corpse
« #8 on: December 04, 2006, 01:14 AM »

Well there's a reason to laugh
trip dizle (m)
Re: Living Corpse
« #9 on: December 18, 2006, 07:40 PM »

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