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creamyy
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i want 2 know if its preferable 2 use clean your ass after visiting d white house or use our normal 'use and remain tissue some in your ass tissue paper',
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MrCrackles (m)
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Tissue or no tissue, the asshole has to be cleaned after a dump!
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dsolution
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i think tissue paper is ok for anyone after eating you can use it or after goiing to the toilet it is nessary for you to clean your?
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OgidiBoy (m)
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Wow  |
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MRbrownJAY (m)
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u
i want 2 know if its preferable 2 use clean your ass after visiting d white house or use our normal 'use and remain tissue some in your ass tissue paper',
please can someone educate me a minute and explain the bold part to my ignorant mind!!!!!! |
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creamyy
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u know clean your ass and it leaves some parts in ass its kida unhealthy 4 me,feel water is b8r in some situations like when your at home,but watch your finger nails oh
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MRbrownJAY (m)
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u know clean your ass and it leaves some parts in ass its kida unhealthy 4 me,feel water is b8r in some situations like when your at home,but watch your finger nails oh
ok i am sorry, i have never ever cleaned my ass with water after doing a "number2". might be more hygienic but it just doesnt feel right to me. even in Japan where they have electronic toilets with the hot water jet under to clean your ass with, i have never done it!!!!! just doesnt seems right to me, i am a paper junky! |
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FBS
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tissue paper to clean ass is rubbish. Not clean enough. shait will still remain. Use water ALL THE TIME. Dont forget to wash your hands afterwards, sha.  |
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slimtoney (m)
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Water remains the best thing to use after visiting the gents.It leaves your ass- hole spick n span.Unlike tissue paper where u are not guaranteed a total clean up of the hole, cuz remnants will always remain which dries up later and starts falling off like a dry chaff when the bum bum rubs off on each other in the process of movt. . It will always emit odour.Note when after a long activities during the day and u gets home and pull off your undies,it will ooze out hummm  . Ladies dat use caterpault, I mean G- string pants dat goes right inside the anus, let them observe it after they pull it off; shit stain  Dirty dirty .Pls use water oooooooooo |
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MRbrownJAY (m)
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i dont know how you guys clean your gnash but i have never had a shit streak on my underwear or shit odor coming from my briefs when i remove them. i guess it comes down to how Good and efficiently you clean your gnash with paper!
like anything else in this world, some lifetime experience and HIGH QUALITY toilet paper is needed to do a GREAT job!
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naijacutee (f)
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lol. I can't speak.
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amyliajane (f)
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@topic
how abt when u r in the office?
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slimtoney (m)
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amyliajane,
Ehen, wat abt dat.Are u telling me there is no WC in your office ?.
u only need to be careful not to splash water all over your clothes.
and besides do u wear G Strings ?
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MRbrownJAY (m)
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amyliajane,
Ehen, wat abt dat.Are u telling me there is no WC in your office ?.
u only need to be careful not to splash water all over your clothes.
what?! ARE YOU USING THE WATER THAT IS INSIDE THE TOILET BOWL?! OR DO YOU GET UP WITH YOUR ASS AND WALK TO THE PLACE TO WASH YOUR HAND AND CLEAN YOUR GNASH THERE?! |
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solosimple (m)
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tissue paper to clean ass is rubbish. Not clean enough. shait will still remain.
Use water ALL THE TIME. Dont forget to wash your hands afterwards, sha.
YEAH!
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MRbrownJAY (m)
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please EDUCATE ME on the matter, how do you do when you are in a"civilized" place where there is just a toilet?! do you go directly in the shower after the deed?!
YOU CANT POSSIBLY USE THE WATER INSIDE THE BOWL BECAUSE ITS NOW MIXED WITH SHIT!!!
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easycordz (m)
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lol this is one crazy topic,i'd go wt tissue anyway water may be better bt it cn mess your clothes up especially wen u r nt @ home |
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otokx (m)
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water no get enemy.
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solosimple (m)
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u can use paper when you can't get water, but when u have the option of water, pls go for it.
Incase u use paper, I still advise that u get yourself properlly washed when u get home.
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Gejeans (m)
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Water all the way!!!!! Clean, safe, hygenic, the best. May be a little inconvenient, bt its the best. Tisssue is like cementing d stuff more and more. Water always wins
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jara
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Don't fool yourself, u must use water after paper. The best compromise when out of the house is to use water soaked paper after dry paper.
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MRbrownJAY (m)
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water no get enemy.
ah ah ah, you have been listening to too much Fela my brotha. i dont think he was talking about that kind of "enemy"!!!! anyway thanks for the advice, not that i am ever going to follow it but it s good to know what others are doing. whatever tickle your fancy and TO EACH THEIR OWN!!!!! |
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Theblessed (f)
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Disgusting!! You mean people are still doing this? How could anyone sensitive to hygiene issues ever accept ordinary pea nuts from these guys let alone accept invitation for dinner in their homes, if ever their homes are clean? Damn!! I bet you'd be eating their dirts, won't you? Just tell me, how could those fingers be thorough cleaned and sanitized after each visit to the lavatory since you opted for water in a jar and your fingers. huh! You mean hygiene the Nigerian way or what??? Pleasssssssssssssse!!!!!!! I rather starve than accept a pea nut from any of these guys. In Nigeria, it's only the Yoruba tribe and some Hausas that are well known for this unhygienic behaviour, don't we all know this? In Nigeria we have the DIRTIEST/LAZIEST as well as the most CLEAN/NEAT tribes. In my view, the most CLEAN/NEAT tribe in Nigeria are the CROSS RIVER STATE PEOPLE - I mean former Cross River State (Can't tell how many more states have been created out of it, right now). They are really very clean people, you need to visit their homes to understand what I am talking about e.g visit Calabar and you would know. They may not have much materially, but the little they have - Boy, it's spot on!!! And the DIRTIEST?  I won't go there babes because, Nigerians know them. Well people, we now live in the 21st Century - carrying mobile phones, watching satellite news can we please, stop behaving primitively and do things the civilised way, pleeeeeaaaaase!!! |
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MRbrownJAY (m)
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well seeing that many of the posters STILL do that, i sincerely hope that they are using their LEFT hands to clean their asses like the muslims do and not shaking anyones hands with the same hand they are using to clean their gnash!!!!!
China was the only country where i thought there was a need to wash my hands every 1hr but i guess i was wrong!!!!
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spikedcylinder
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Disgusting!! You mean people are still doing this? How could anyone sensitive to hygiene issues ever accept ordinary pea nuts from these guys let alone accept invitation for dinner in their homes, if ever their homes are clean? Damn!! I bet you'd be eating their dirts, won't you? Just tell me, how could those fingers be thorough cleaned and sanitized after each visit to the lavatory since you opted for water in a jar and your fingers. huh! You mean hygiene the Nigerian way or what??? Pleasssssssssssssse!!!!!!! I rather starve than accept a pea nut from any of these guys. In Nigeria, it's only the Yoruba tribe and some Hausas that are well known for this unhygienic behaviour, don't we all know this? In Nigeria we have the DIRTIEST/LAZIEST as well as the most CLEAN/NEAT tribes. In my view, the most CLEAN/NEAT tribe in Nigeria are the CROSS RIVER STATE PEOPLE - I mean former Cross River State (Can't tell how many more states have been created out of it, right now). They are really very clean people, you need to visit their homes to understand what I am talking about e.g visit Calabar and you would know. They may not have much materially, but the little they have - Boy, it's spot on!!! And the DIRTIEST? I won't go there babes because, Nigerians know them. Well people, we now live in the 21st Century - carrying mobile phones, watching satellite news can we please, stop behaving primitively and do things the civilised way, pleeeeeaaaaase!!!  |
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ekitikan (m)
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Tissue paper to clean my yansh? my broda the best way to go it is to use water,in some cases i ve been in situation where i cant be able to use water,all i do is i fold the tissue (make sure its thick) wet it with water and do the ass wiping  |
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Treetop20 (m)
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Tissue paper to clean my yansh? my broda the best way to go it is to use water,in some cases i ve been in situation where i cant be able to use water,all i do is i fold the tissue (make sure its thick) wet it with water and do the ass wiping
buy baby wipes. anyone who doesn't
use baby wipes has a hygiene problem |
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ekitikan (m)
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Disgusting!!
[/size]You mean people are still doing this?
How could anyone sensitive to hygiene issues ever accept ordinary pea nuts from these guys let alone accept invitation for dinner in their homes, if ever their homes are clean? Damn!!
I bet you'd be eating their dirts, won't you? Just tell me, how could those fingers be thorough cleaned and sanitized after each visit to the lavatory since you opted for water in a jar and your fingers. huh! You mean hygiene [size=8pt]the Nigerian way or what??? Pleasssssssssssssse!!!!!!! I rather starve than accept a pea nut from any of these guys. In Nigeria, it's only the Yoruba tribe and some Hausas that are well known for this unhygienic behaviour, don't we all know this? In Nigeria we have the DIRTIEST/LAZIEST as well as the most CLEAN/NEAT tribes.
In my view, the most CLEAN/NEAT tribe in Nigeria are the CROSS RIVER STATE PEOPLE -
I mean former Cross River State (Can't tell how many more states have been created out of it, right now). They are really very clean people, you need to visit their homes to understand what I am talking about e.g visit Calabar and you would know. They may not have much materially, but the little they have - Boy, it's spot on!!! And the DIRTIEST? I won't go there babes because, Nigerians know them.
Well people, we now live in the 21st Century - carrying mobile phones, watching satellite news can we please, stop
behaving primitively and do things the civilised way, pleeeeeaaaaase!!![pre][/pre][/table]
See wetin over acad dey do some people, beign primitive ehn na wa oh, listen wats the most hygienic way na him them ask you? water or tissue.
@treetop,
u dey carry baby wipe waka?
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shawn123
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Disgusting!! You mean people are still doing this? How could anyone sensitive to hygiene issues ever accept ordinary pea nuts from these guys let alone accept invitation for dinner in their homes, if ever their homes are clean? Damn!! I bet you'd be eating their dirts, won't you? Just tell me, how could those fingers be thorough cleaned and sanitized after each visit to the lavatory since you opted for water in a jar and your fingers. huh! You mean hygiene the Nigerian way or what??? Pleasssssssssssssse!!!!!!! I rather starve than accept a pea nut from any of these guys. In Nigeria, it's only the Yoruba tribe and some Hausas that are well known for this unhygienic behaviour, don't we all know this? In Nigeria we have the DIRTIEST/LAZIEST as well as the most CLEAN/NEAT tribes. In my view, the most CLEAN/NEAT tribe in Nigeria are the CROSS RIVER STATE PEOPLE - I mean former Cross River State (Can't tell how many more states have been created out of it, right now). They are really very clean people, you need to visit their homes to understand what I am talking about e.g visit Calabar and you would know. They may not have much materially, but the little they have - Boy, it's spot on!!! And the DIRTIEST? I won't go there babes because, Nigerians know them. Well people, we now live in the 21st Century - carrying mobile phones, watching satellite news can we please, stop behaving primitively and do things the civilised way, pleeeeeaaaaase!!! damnnnn whats all this rant about? women like these are those men pray never to have as girl friend or wife. Its soo obvious that water is a lot more hygenic, if you decide to use tissue good for you, i just pity your unlucky boyfreind/husband, i cant imagine the stench  damnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!! the tot of it makes me feel like throwing up. Also even in developing countries or developed countries alot of people use those customised toilet water guns that splashes in the WC, dont know if you are being archaic or modern |
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MRbrownJAY (m)
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i do believe that washing your ass with water is more hygienic "IF YOU USE SOAP TOO" but if a man takes a bath every morning then his ass will be nice and clean all day(thats the only time you will see me clean my ass with water "and soap"). if by any chance he needs to shit that day then cleaning it thoroughly with paper shouldnt be a problem.
let me give you an idea: take your time and use toilet paper to clean your ass UNTIL the toilet paper you use is WHITE after passing through your gnash!!!! use as much paper as you need.
its a simple method to see that your ass is "clean".
ET VOILA!!!!!
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