Calling Mtn Customer Service From Nsukka

Eva tried diallin 180(in Nsukka)?well, dead line,

Thank you for calling Mtn customer care center. We know you have been trying to get through since last week but dont worry, at least you got through today. We also hope your phone has enough charge since this will take longer than most calls.
Please note that you will not be attended to if you are doing .
For Pidgin, Press 1, for English press 2. For any other
language, you can get a translator.
If you want to flirt with our customer care personell,
some advice, , they dont look as good as they sound.
If you think we overcharged you one the your last call,
goodbye.
If your scratch card number did not top up, bring us the
card, the receipt, a copy of your national ID, your PIN
number; and a copy of the ID of the person who sold it to
you. We will give you a refund immediately if not sooner.
If you were sent a pin which you dint receive, write an
essay of not less than 5000 words explaining how that is our
problem. All offensive four letter words are not allowed.
If your phone is having a problem, just hang up. If it went
through our customer care line, it
has no problem.
Furthermore, we do not manufacture any phones. Even the one
written mtn is not a phone. Its just a handset!
If you want to yell at us about our lousy customer service,
you have to shout a little louder. They cant hear u in Nsukka
yet.
If you are feeling pissed at the length of this call, press the
red button on your keypad. That does the trick.
If you are Yaradua, the number for the MTN chairman
is available in your local directory.
If your handset is experiencing network problems, kilonshele, who cares! You can buy an external antennae.
If you are Lucy, hang onto the line. A customer service
representative called Wale will attend to you shortly.
If you are a Zain, Glo or Etisalat employee, we are not hiring
at the moment so butt
off.
If you are a police officer or army general, for the umpteenth time, GO BACK
TO YOUR JOB! NIGERIANS ARE DYING IN CORRUPTION!
If you want to talk to Michael Joseph, you'll have to
wait outside.
For any other reasons, press 9. To talk to a customer care
representative, fold all your fingers other than the
mid-finger and then look at it very carefully. You may want
to rehearse that a few times. We are sure you will want to
show it to them sometime during the call!
Thank you! Beep!

I no fit read this 0oo, na like Shakesphere Story book! 

Poster you are so damn funny. I laughed so hard that i started crying.
Pls take this to the joke section.

Lol thanks