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Meeting Parents by Arcani: 6:49pm On May 22, 2009
A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.

That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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Re: Meeting Parents by dani1luv: 7:09pm On May 22, 2009
Arcani:

A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.

That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

a boy a Virgin

i never hia that one grin

nyway Nice Joke. .

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Re: Meeting Parents by sylve11: 7:37pm On May 22, 2009
@Arcani nice one.
but where have been? cool
Re: Meeting Parents by D1KeleVra(m): 8:41am On May 23, 2009
@Dani
Ehhhh. . . never mind
Re: Meeting Parents by clemcykul(f): 10:47am On May 23, 2009
@joke
lolz
Re: Meeting Parents by mykali(m): 6:09pm On May 23, 2009
@dani

i know this is the jokes section, but please dont tell me you were serious about not knowing about ''boy virgins''

sad sad sad

@Ani

that joke was incredible. grin

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Re: Meeting Parents by D1KeleVra(m): 10:25pm On May 23, 2009
Mykali, help me ask him o
Re: Meeting Parents by md4real(m): 11:51pm On May 23, 2009
;d
Re: Meeting Parents by blissieng(f): 8:05am On May 24, 2009
Its a psycological thing.

They dnt believe there ca be a boy virgin because they can never be one themselves!
Re: Meeting Parents by Lolabbey: 12:36pm On May 25, 2009
u be virgin grin
Re: Meeting Parents by Arcani: 7:56am On May 26, 2009
sylve11:

@Arcani nice one.
but where have been? cool
I have been in the hospital,u know, my latest patient YAR,

Lolabbey:

u be virgin grin
lol
Re: Meeting Parents by romsky: 12:55pm On May 26, 2009
ow ble go be virgin with dat her grey hair
Re: Meeting Parents by Lolabbey: 1:01pm On May 26, 2009
she fit be second virgin mary nah
Re: Meeting Parents by krama(m): 9:58am On May 27, 2009
grin
Re: Meeting Parents by TOYOSI20(f): 11:08am On May 27, 2009
:d :d
Re: Meeting Parents by dani1luv: 11:12am On May 27, 2009
Error
Re: Meeting Parents by Lolabbey: 1:06pm On May 27, 2009
teach her how 2 do it best
Re: Meeting Parents by D1KeleVra(m): 9:49pm On May 27, 2009
Like father like son style?
Re: Meeting Parents by Lolabbey: 10:57am On May 28, 2009
comot dia
Re: Meeting Parents by sylve11: 12:10pm On May 28, 2009
make my momsy see road jaire cool
Re: Meeting Parents by cescjay(m): 5:44pm On Jun 11, 2009
:d :dvery funny ;d ;d
Re: Meeting Parents by dani1luv: 6:34pm On Jun 11, 2009
Yeah. . lwkmd (laff wan kill me die) grin
Re: Meeting Parents by romsky: 12:58pm On Jun 13, 2009
but e no kill u
Re: Meeting Parents by donsponky(m): 2:12pm On Jun 13, 2009
i wonder grin
Re: Meeting Parents by romsky: 2:15pm On Jun 13, 2009
ow ph 2day? which syd u dey dia ?
Re: Meeting Parents by donsponky(m): 2:24pm On Jun 13, 2009
some were around unipiort side grin
Re: Meeting Parents by romsky: 2:28pm On Jun 13, 2009
Choba
Re: Meeting Parents by donsponky(m): 2:39pm On Jun 13, 2009
yes
Re: Meeting Parents by wunmexoni: 1:54pm On Sep 24, 2009
nice one grin
Re: Meeting Parents by dani1luv: 2:05pm On Sep 24, 2009
This ur 1st post ever. . .!

Congrats!
Re: Meeting Parents by tytylayor: 2:17pm On Sep 24, 2009
heehehehehehe
Re: Meeting Parents by dani1luv: 2:28pm On Sep 24, 2009
Poor woman's laff

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