Is the Way to a Man's Heart His Stomach?

this pikin na swear be that or wetin? no make me talk o 

  you promised to keep that episode a secret, what're you doing to me? 

  ^{*callin ocho*}

I'm so reporting you to my mom, she's going to beat you 

fear let? abeg make i see road jo

you know,men like food very well,(over well).

hmmmmm

But suppose a lady cannot cook, cannot dress, cannot put her own makeup, cannot satisfy her husband in bed. I mean that is not good either, yes?

Once a lady is good on bed, she is definitely going to be good in every other thing (all rounder). Experience they say is the best teacher. Once she knows how to make u feel like a man, automatically she will be good at cooking, washing and finally, be a good wife. She knows how to make u happy in all ramification of life.

We are getting to the surreal here.

So you never learned anything from uni then

Let me give you an example of my experience and what I learned from uni.

When I was in Jr. High, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts.

In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was without direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with big breasts!!

Me? What issues have I got. It was them who had pshychotic delusions, not me.

any babe that thinks the way to my heart is through my stomach missed a little too high. go down a bit...

young man, don't insult elders. my sex is not 2 minutes. in fact, u should v finished your meal before am through

i will cross the bridge when i get there.