Payback

>An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
>yearly collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him
>because the ground was hard.
>His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who used to help him, was in prison.
>The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
>
>Dear Junebugg Jankins the III,

>I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant
>my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging
>up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know
>you would dig the plot for me.

>Love Dad
>
>A few days later he received a letter from his son.
>
>Dear Daddy Jankins,
>
>Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the
>BODIES.
>
>Love Junbugg Jankins III
>
>At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
>dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
>old man and left.
>
>That same ! day the old man received another letter from his son.
>
>
>Dear Daddy Jankins,

>You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I
>could do under the circumstances.
>
>Love Junebugg III

nice joke

nice nice joke.
i love it.