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MandingoII (m)
Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« on: June 24, 2009, 05:08 PM »

 Shocked

get em folks!
morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #1 on: June 25, 2009, 01:32 PM »

I beg your pardon. Moron!

I would like to be addressed as Mr. Morpheus if you please.

Such an insult from a commoner. How rude!!!!!
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #2 on: June 25, 2009, 04:22 PM »


Sup my brotha from another motha!

you know you got a kick otta seeing your name in a thread.

Your EGO supersedes you.



stop pullin your own chain.  We know you sitting in a Nigerian internet cafe
morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #3 on: June 25, 2009, 04:30 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on June 25, 2009, 04:22 PM
Sup my brotha from another motha!

you know you got a kick otta seeing your name in a thread.

Your EGO supersedes you.



stop pullin your own chain. We know you sitting in a Nigerian internet cafe

Attention seeking Mandingo, better than working 9-5's for the man . you know what am saying bro!
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #4 on: June 25, 2009, 04:32 PM »


I do not have to work.

I have people WORKING for me.

morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #5 on: June 25, 2009, 05:18 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on June 25, 2009, 04:32 PM
I do not have to work.

I have people WORKING for me.


At least that's one thing we have in common.
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #6 on: June 26, 2009, 04:03 PM »

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At least that's one thing we have in common.

and that's where it ENDS!

even the color of your skin does not make us common.

Black people in Amerikka have more in common with white people than Africans.

The African and African American culture is vastly different.

savanaha
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #7 on: June 26, 2009, 05:21 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on June 26, 2009, 04:03 PM
and that's where it ENDS!

even the color of your skin does not make us common.

Black people in Amerikka have more in common with white people than Africans.

The African and African American culture is vastly different.



Good clap for yourself now. There are many reasons why the blacks in America have things in common, including skin color.
morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #8 on: June 29, 2009, 01:37 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on June 26, 2009, 04:03 PM
Black people in Amerikka have more in common with white people than Africans.

I dare you to go into the rural villages of  Missisipi or Alabama and scream that out loud. If you make it out alive I'll be impressed

lol
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #9 on: June 29, 2009, 06:00 PM »

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I dare you to go into the rural villages of  Missisipi or Alabama and scream that out loud. If you make it out alive I'll be impressed

lol

I to not hang out with WHITE TRASH!

they are people you are equally yoked with.

**************

Why don't you go to Abuja and Demand equal development for your slum?

morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #10 on: June 29, 2009, 06:45 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on June 29, 2009, 06:00 PM
I to not hang out with WHITE TRASH!

they are people you are equally yoked with.

**************

Why don't you go to Abuja and Demand equal development for your slum?



At least I ain't scared of going to Abuja. You on the other hand are a so called "American" , yet that are parts of your country you can't even think about passing through.  So sad bro, so so sad.

It' okay though they got ya'll set up on urban housing project jungles. Andyou say we don't ahve anythign in common. PLEASE!!!
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #11 on: June 29, 2009, 07:36 PM »

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At least I ain't scared of going to Abuja. You on the other hand are a so called "American" , yet that are parts of your country you can't even think about passing through.  So sad bro, so so sad.

It' okay though they got ya'll set up on urban housing project jungles. Andyou say we don't ahve anythign in common. PLEASE!!!

yeah, our urban jungles is a real drag Shocked

air-conditioning
plumbing
CONSISTENT energy
free food
free clothes
free housing
free healthcare (they will bill you later - but they will not turn you down)

yeah our black urban jungles are a real cesspool.

all we gotta do now is get out the guns and the dummies and we would be , WAIT, equal to your Elite Thieves!

morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #12 on: June 29, 2009, 08:12 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on June 29, 2009, 07:36 PM
yeah, our urban jungles is a real drag Shocked

air-conditioning
plumbing
CONSISTENT energy
free food
free clothes
free housing
free healthcare (they will bill you later - but they will not turn you down)

yeah our black urban jungles are a real cesspool.

all we gotta do now is get out the guns and the dummies and we would be , WAIT, equal to your Elite Thieves!


Notice how you use the word "free". You msut be disillusioned not to be aware that they use stolen money from other countries to feed ya'll fat asses so they can get enough labor from you for the next 25 years.

I also really do think you have a fascination with airconditioners, your last trip to Nigeria must have gotten you heat stroke no?

You forgot to comment on the first issue I raised or were you deliberately ignoring that fact cause you don't have an answer ?
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #13 on: June 29, 2009, 09:41 PM »

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Notice how you use the word "free". You msut be disillusioned not to be aware that they use stolen money from other countries to feed ya'll fat asses so they can get enough labor from you for the next 25 years.

I also really do think you have a fascination with airconditioners, your last trip to Nigeria must have gotten you heat stroke no?

You forgot to comment on the first issue I raised or were you deliberately ignoring that fact cause you don't have an answer ?

What issue might that be Morpheus?

You right.  Americans do have FAT ASSES. Then again, so many Nigerian come to Amerikka and get fat then a mofo.  Especially, the women.

yet, some of us like to keep it tight.  I see alot of Nigerians at the gym in my neighborhood.

they be stankn and shit.

One day, I will let em know that 'funky smells' are offensive.

It must be cultural.

Otherwise, ya'll have nice genetics.  Too many TAXI drivers, though
morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #14 on: June 29, 2009, 09:59 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on June 29, 2009, 09:41 PM
What issue might that be Morpheus?

You right.  Americans do have FAT ASSES. Then again, so many Nigerian come to Amerikka and get fat then a mofo.  Especially, the women.

yet, some of us like to keep it tight.  I see alot of Nigerians at the gym in my neighborhood.

they be stankn and shit.

One day, I will let em know that 'funky smells' are offensive.

It must be cultural.

Otherwise, ya'll have nice genetics.  Too many TAXI drivers, though
The issue that you diss my country yet are unable to move freely throughtout yours.

I'll agree with you Nigerians should stop eating them processed foods filled with hormones and all kinds of shit. No wonder they are at the gym stinking. Its from all that shit that passes through their system.

buy you have to admit ya'll AA's are soem fat mofo. Ya'll will eat anything they give to you . ssssh!
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #15 on: June 29, 2009, 10:08 PM »

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The issue that you diss my country yet are unable to move freely throughtout yours.

I'll agree with you Nigerians should stop eating them processed foods filled with hormones and all kinds of shit. No wonder they are at the gym stinking. Its from all that shit that passes through their system.

buy you have to admit ya'll AA's are soem fat mofo. Ya'll will eat anything they give to you . ssssh!

AT LEAST WE CAN EAT!!!!

when you bring your black ass stateside, so you can indulge in our over-consumption of processed foods.

btw:  only poor people eat processed foods.

I do not need to BEAT UP ON Nigerians, I know your struggle.

It would be nice if you idiots would educate YOURSELVES on our struggles - instead of being jealous and tribal
morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #16 on: June 29, 2009, 10:35 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on June 29, 2009, 10:08 PM
AT LEAST WE CAN EAT!!!!

when you bring your black ass stateside, so you can indulge in our over-consumption of processed foods.

btw:  only poor people eat processed foods.

I do not need to BEAT UP ON Nigerians, I know your struggle.

It would be nice if you idiots would educate YOURSELVES on our struggles - instead of being jealous and tribal

How the hell can we be tribal against you when you ain't got no TRIBE.

By the way not only poor people eat processed foods.
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #17 on: June 30, 2009, 04:28 AM »

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How the hell can we be tribal against you when you ain't got no TRIBE.

Thank God!

who want to be called a tribe?

It's called Ethnicity here in the states.

In Africa its called a tribe, Yorba, Igbo, Ijaw, Hausa = TRIBES.

Black in Amerikka = ethnicity.

******************

Tribe connotates something inferior and uncivilized to the people in the West.

But you know that don't you.  That's why when you ask an African:

What tribe you from?

you get a bewildered look from them, like they have been caught off guard.

rarely do they answer Proudly where they are from.

**********************

Now ask a Black American where they from?

They will PROUDLY let you know, With a big ole smile attached to their face.
morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #18 on: June 30, 2009, 01:34 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on June 30, 2009, 04:28 AM

Now ask a Black American where they from?

They will PROUDLY let you know, With a big ole smile attached to their face.

Of course we know AA's are from the "Moretisir" tribe.

I am glad you actually know the connotations of the word "tribe" which is why hausa. igbos, Ashantis, Mende, Fulla, Tuareg and so on are not tribes.

Keep up the good work on your reducation, might really change your life where you can actually be cured from your xenophobia.

Don't worry we ain't gonna take over your spot in the US, the mexians already done that.
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #19 on: June 30, 2009, 06:26 PM »

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Of course we know AA's are from the "Moretisir" tribe.

I am glad you actually know the connotations of the word "tribe" which is why hausa. igbos, Ashantis, Mende, Fulla, Tuareg and so on are not tribes.

Keep up the good work on your reducation, might really change your life where you can actually be cured from your xenophobia.

Don't worry we ain't gonna take over your spot in the US, the mexians already done that.

African American are "mutts"

We are EVERY african tribe that crossed the Atlantic Ocean on a slave ship.

 we do not have TRIBAL CONFLICT.

(just a few random dumbass little boys killing each other)

Nothing like Nigeria's Ibo v. Hausa TRIBAL WAR where the Yorbas sat on the side line and cheered for both of their demise. Shocked

********************

WHAT Mexican you know of in Amerikka?

Have you ever heard of a Popular Mexican in Amerikka?

Mexicans are nothing special.

BLACK AMERICANS are the most special people on this planet.

morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #20 on: June 30, 2009, 07:11 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on June 30, 2009, 06:26 PM

BLACK AMERICANS are the most special people on this planet.



Yep you sure got that right. Notice how the word "special' is used for people who are actually retarded cause they don't want to hurt their feelings.

As fro ya'll being mutts well . i can say this much , you are as much a mutt as I am so nothing reallly unique about that.

MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #21 on: July 01, 2009, 03:07 PM »

you BORE me.
morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #22 on: July 01, 2009, 03:49 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on July 01, 2009, 03:07 PM
you BORE me.

Of course , I am not feeding your never quenching desire to feel good about yourself by belittling others.

Sorry not my job to entertain ya!
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #23 on: July 01, 2009, 04:43 PM »

YOUR GOVERNMENT belittles you. 

Where you at in Nigeria?

If you in Nigeria.

I'm in HOUSTON - home to over 500,000 Nigerians - of which 300,000 are illegals.

LOL!!!
morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #24 on: July 01, 2009, 07:50 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on July 01, 2009, 04:43 PM
YOUR GOVERNMENT belittles you.

Where you at in Nigeria?

If you in Nigeria.

I'm in HOUSTON - home to over 500,000 Nigerians - of which 300,000 are illegals.

LOL!!!

Houston gave you Olajuwon, Ameobi Okoye, Emeka Okafor and much more. You would have been without that championship if not for a "Nigerian".

Can understand your ignorance though, coming from Houston already tells alot about your mind set.

Ps How do I know, well I lived there and tried as much as possilbe to stay away from your kind with your starched jeans  and "ball" fades.


As for where I am at. I am a citizen of th world and can be anywhere at anytime. Thats just how I rolls.


MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #25 on: July 02, 2009, 04:23 AM »

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Houston gave you Olajuwon, Ameobi Okoye, Emeka Okafor and much more

who is that? Huh

btw, crisp starched jeans and ball fades is a CLEAN look.

you mofo's run around the country with tightass jeans and too-tight dress pants

and you women wear cheap ass oversized theads. 

You probably wearing one of my shirts I gave to the Goodwill
morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #26 on: July 02, 2009, 01:44 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on July 02, 2009, 04:23 AM
who is that? Huh
Yeah sure act like you don't know. Its okay if yous don't ahve a counter against that. I understand
btw, crisp starched jeans and ball fades is a CLEAN look.

Quote from: MandingoII on July 02, 2009, 04:23 AM
you mofo's run around the country with tightass jeans and too-tight dress pants

and you women wear cheap ass oversized theads.

You probably wearing one of my shirts I gave to the Goodwill
Beg your pardon we have the classy sophisticated universal GQ look, suites that fit not those oversized shit ya'll wear, lookin  like clowns. I am guessing the size of the clothes is to compensate for ya'll fat assess.
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #27 on: July 02, 2009, 08:22 PM »

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fat assess.

Something you will NEVER see in Nigeria.



The global economy has shrunk and Nigeria imports EVERYTHING.  You betta get to Ghana or South Africa fast.

you a JEALOUS dude, Morpheus.  That's not a good look

I wonder how your electricity stays on? Huh

morpheus24
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #28 on: July 02, 2009, 09:43 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on July 02, 2009, 08:22 PM
Something you will NEVER see in Nigeria.
I pray I never see it in my life time insha allah, to be walking around with a 100 pound man stuck in my ass gotta be really stressfull. Why don't ya just send your fat people on a diet programme to Africa. I gurantee they'll loose the weight in 60 days instead of fooling them with diet products and T.V shows which are just out to empty their pockets. Riddle me that?

Quote from: MandingoII on July 02, 2009, 08:22 PM

The global economy has shrunk and Nigeria imports EVERYTHING.  You betta get to Ghana or South Africa fast.

you a JEALOUS dude, Morpheus. That's not a good look

I wonder how your electricity stays on? Huh

The global economy can shrink to its minutest, I ain't moving to no Gaddam South Africa which is just a mini version of America, Ghana I might consider but they just too boring, no spunk.

You guys on the other hand are stuck on that continent slaves to the new world order in disguise of "freedom" and "democracy". Ya'll aint free. How can you be when you are slaves to everything you own, Your house, your car, your credit cards, some of you don't even own your own furniture. SAD BRO?

As for electricity, Don't worry i 'll make do with eh fires my ancestors used back in the day at least they didn't have problems of being run out of their homes and having theri credit reprots demolished.

Morpheus says " The things you own end up owning you"
                         " I can show you how to be truly free"
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #29 on: July 03, 2009, 04:11 PM »




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morpheus24
Posts: 1000

Offline Offline


See how much you love me Morpheus.

You shared your 1000TH post.


Stop talking shit, PUNK

You secretly love AfricanAmericans.
savanaha
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #30 on: July 03, 2009, 05:19 PM »

Quote from: MandingoII on July 03, 2009, 04:11 PM



See how much you love me Morpheus.

You shared your 1000TH post.


Stop talking shit, PUNK

You secretly love AfricanAmericans.


I think you secretely love Morpheus (men). You hate Nigerians, Igbos, Yorubas, Hausas etc but yet you keep coming to this site (a Nigerian site). Maybe a Nigerian took your job, man or something.
MandingoII (m)
Re: Morpheus Get Your Funky Arse In Here.
« #31 on: July 03, 2009, 07:38 PM »

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I think you secretely love Morpheus (men). You hate Nigerians, Igbos, Yorubas, Hausas etc but yet you keep coming to this site (a Nigerian site). Maybe a Nigerian took your job, man or something.

You obviously have not read any of my post.

Maybe you should go to the Igbo thread before you open your  mouth.

as for you thinking I got a thang for men. Bitch you lost your fucking mind.



and as for African women, most of ya'll are NOT attractive.  African American women got ya'll faded by a mile.

Just my opinion.
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