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reindeer
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OK, OK, i think its time for all the martial artists around to set up training schools around the FHA, you might just be on your way to making mega bucks!  Imagine pot-bellied reps doing the kung-fu panda stuff 
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deb (m)
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its not suprising and its actually no news, is this not the same house that a member slaped his female collgue on the face. Wow!  Our lawful lawmakers 
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brein
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Topic. Nice one!! Good attempt but they should improve better next time by using arms or other dangerous weapons, so that we can estimate the extent of their stupid shameless fight.  MORE GRACE TO THEM ELBOWS.
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ayodot (m)
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It now seems fighting as become a morn in legislative assemblies. This is a big blow on the country. shouldn't there be a form of open punishment for such shameful act, like going on suspension for a time frame with no pay or even loosing a seat?
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okokomeji
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Two fighting, "e di ye meji ja." Fighting is animals' propensity and Fela says: animal can wear trampoline or parachute, it's still an animal. What precedent are we setting for the young folks? Thank God we are not in developed country, where pressing charges could earn you hell of the fortune of a lifetime. The two luckiest-bastards, if I found the right oxymoron, would have known what time is by now,
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peruso
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common my fellow 9jirians this is pure democracy at work ;(never 4get that part dat says freedom of xpression, abi punch no bi expression again? make una let me knw ooooooooo).
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papaejima
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these pple are selected officials not elected ones.i wish that there were broken bottles all over the place.good 4 nothing cocksuckers 
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Tudór (m)
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When they finish disfiguring their faces with blows and chairs,it's the taxpayer that still pays for their 'face-fixing' allowance. . .chei. 
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190 (m)
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welcome 2 nigeri.a a world of possibilities where men fly during the day and walk on legs during the nite
dis na small issue na!
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juicy-emmy (m)
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they are just bunch of idiots wasting tax-payers money!!!
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pres-elect (m)
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they are just bunch of idiots wasting tax-payers money!!!
i think the tax payers may be the idiots. honestly. b/c i cant imagine why this nonsense can happen in a country full of intelligent people and they just sit and watch. massive ignorance will make people rig election to elect touts. how much did they pay nigerians to rig these elections compared to the damage they are doing to these same nigerians after they get into office. may be the best thing is for that oil to finish. then these people will start knocking on doors and forcing out taxes from people, then people will take govt matters personally
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sley4life (m)
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its a good development. They want to turn to Van Dam all because of loot. Our fathers preach to us not to fight yet they are disgracing us in the public. Washing their dirty linen outside for the whole world to see
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MUZBO (m)
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@okokomeji, I have the oxymoron to describe those DISGRACEFUL- HONORABLES, Yeah, I think thats it.
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Jakumo (m)
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I am saddened to see how many respondents to this thread fail to appreciate the level of chivalry and sincerity of purpose required to engage in the thinking gentleman's art of pugilism in a public arena, where a captive audience is present to critique the form and technique displayed during the event, while recording the encounter for posterity. Predictably, the Nairaland forum's knee-jerk pacifists fail to comprehend the sublime beauty inherent in the distillation of democratic governance to its existential rudiments, which are by nature most effectively expressed in the arena of primeval hand-to-hand combat.
Rather than exult at this dramatic reprisal of pre-historic diplomacy modalities by Nigeria's House of Assembly modern gladiators, disgruntled elements endeavor in vain to conceal their envy of those fortunate and gallant enough to raise a fist or weapon in the defence of principle, a timeless and noble concept which sadly remains alien to the culture of cowardice subscribed to by most armchair pontificators.
Put up your dukes like a REAL man, and stop whimpering even before the first right-hook lands.
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chukz4real (m)
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I am saddened to see how many respondents to this thread fail to appreciate the level of chivalry and sincerity of purpose required to engage in the thinking gentleman's art of pugilism in a public arena, where a captive audience is present to critique the form and technique displayed during the event, while recording the encounter for posterity. Predictably, the Nairaland forum's knee-jerk pacifists fail to comprehend the sublime beauty inherent in the distillation of democratic governance to its existential rudiments, which are by nature most effectively expressed in the arena of primeval hand-to-hand combat.
Rather than exult at this dramatic reprisal of pre-historic diplomacy modalities by Nigeria's House of Assembly modern gladiators, disgruntled elements endeavor in vain to conceal their envy of those fortunate and gallant enough to raise a fist or weapon in the defence of principle, a timeless and noble concept which sadly remains alien to the culture of cowardice subscribed to by most armchair pontificators.
Put up your dukes like a REAL man, and stop whimpering even before the first right-hook lands.
Oga thanks for your Turenchi anyways. @Poster and Contributors, I learnt they pay our honourables Fighting Allowances, is it true 
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Kelvinj (m)
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@jakumo gbam na u get d grammar 2 take qualify d match. U ar realy talanted wit gammatical skills, i could link u up wit a skool as english teacher? Wetin u tin.
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Kelvinj (m)
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@chukz4real b4. Dnt u no dat they ar paid 4 anytin they do, seating allowance, traveling allowance, shitting allowance nd many oda allowance or do u tink it is dat easy 2 fight 4 right.
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itumama
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Woow, so its has reach the extent of exchanging blows in the house.Big disgrace to the entire house,they would have sign in for boxing game so they would have the chance to fight as many times as possible.OLD FOOLS
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itumama
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Woooow,it has get to the extent of exchanging blows in the house.Wat a big disgrace to the entire house.They should have obtain boxers form so they could fight as much as possibles.BLOODY OLD FOOOLS.
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jimmysho (m)
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Oga thanks for your Turenchi anyways. @Poster and Contributors, I learnt they pay our honourables Fighting Allowances, is it true  fighting allowances? oh boy, u are a clown
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ehie (f)
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They should fight and kill themselves,they are all useless
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darmilorla (f)
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abeg who won?  ?, who could fight most???
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manny4life (m)
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abeg who won?  ?, who could fight most??? That was funny , LMAO 
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alex406 (m)
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Should i call it a national disgrace or international disgrace?
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PurestBoy (m)
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Should i call it a national disgrace or international disgrace?
They may be fighting for our safety, no one can tell
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ayodot (m)
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@ jakumo jo o, mo ni fe so grammar miwaju broken bottle o. lol
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boladez (m)
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This is normal in any democracy. ,  but I wonder why we even have legislators who are just money wasters, probing for bribes, and a drag on our tax money!!!! Maybe we don't need so many legislators afterall!!!!
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okokomeji
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@MUZBO Thanks mehn! You know oxymoron is a combination of two opposite words; the luckiest is positive and bastard is negative, that is how I came up with words luckiest bastards. There are thousands of them in their communities who could do better, just don’t have the luck to be elected.
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okokomeji
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@Jakumo Without being ostentatious or pretentious, you could have easily put your writing in lowest form of comprehension. I read your comment with such a perfunctory act of ambivalence. First of all, I commend your catchy opening throughout the first paragraph; but in second paragraph, you seemed like incriminating yourself by lauding the belligerent acts of so-called “Honorable representatives,” and lampooning the legitimate criticism by Nairalanders. If your writing is so ambiguous that only few can discern the icy on your sugar, it’s called noise in English and could be catastrophe sometimes due to various mis-interpretations.
I may draw the analogy to relate what happened to a grammarian in Lekki, Lagos. His house was on fire and he wanted to call firefighters to say: “my house is on fire will you come to my rescue?” And he said “hello! Is that the combustion’s officer, please gravitate and expedite me fire-trucks with a tremendously supersonic acceleration in alacrity, because a gigantic and cumbersome conflagration had evolved and engulfed in my domicile.” To cut the story short, his mansion was completely razed by fire; because the fire-fighters thought he was speaking in tongue. If he could have spoken in layman understanding, his mansion would have been saved.
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