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luxoire (f)
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mai fren come come - which kind of girls have you been toasting? when dis kain text msg go make them love you? are they hungry / deparate for love - or maybe they have watched too much Holly/Nolly wood starring Ramsay Nouah (no offence to his fans)  na wah ohh - ppl dey loff - if anyone i dont already love sends me dis kain of msg i would just classify him as another vagina thief! nonsense! cracking ke? - are you a palm nut?!i some men sef dey sabi yarn utter bull |
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enjeria (m)
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i think someone is tripping, INITIAL YANGATIPS to the guys, thats how they get at first but with proper persistence, DEM GO FALL,  |
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luxoire (f)
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i think someone is tripping, INITIAL YANGATIPS to the guys, thats how they get at first but with proper persistence, DEM GO FALL, typical example of most modern day Naija guys - why can't you accept that this and your style of sms is not to my taste and let it go at that? what makes you think my NO means YES?  why persist when all you are going to to is annoy and irritate the shite out of any decent girl with a mind of her own who knows what she wants? surely you wouldn't want to be like an unwanted fly on someone's favourite meal |
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enjeria (m)
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Oh girl U're bad
but so sexy
U can drive a grown man mad
your worst comment no fit even vex me
so allow me turn your world around, baby just let me.
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enjeria (m)
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An unwanted fly i might be
Cos your the shyte to me
your my magnet, all u do is attract me
your more than that babygirl, don't try and fight me.
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luxoire (f)
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you seem new, and deparate for a bit of attention (rolls eyes) - so i will ignore you
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enjeria (m)
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I have all the attention a man can desire
but u already label me a liar
and call me a theif of vagina
but its all good and all
mayb u've had one too many breakups, let me help u erase them all
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Missy B (f)
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Llllllal!!! Nairalanders ehhhhhhh!!! |
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190 (m)
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na wa ooh
this is classic TOASTIN
abeg luxoire
gree 4 d guy sharp sharp
the guy too much!
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iice (f)
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Thank goodness my hubby nefa send me this kind sms. It will not see the light of day on the phone.
@Lux Rofl
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eyonigger (m)
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poster, this is where you are needed: http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-60.0.html
The way u rhyme seems more like a freestyle.
You'll be bashed on this section of the forum trust me. The oldies always would say your seeking attention.
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enjeria (m)
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Hey Luxie, couldnt resist? I knew you'll stroll back
Let me take u away from nairaland to a land of pleasure,
I have a lot to give with a big heart,
I'll keep pouring out love with a healthy measure.
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bennygee (m)
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enjeria,
keep up the flow.
i gbadum am.
i dey feel u.
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johnlittle
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@engeria, if u don have anythin serious to do wit your sef,u better log off ok? how can your wacked snms makes a girl to fall in love be serious dude  |
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whitelexi (m)
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I dont want to bring u complications I just want one night of satisfaction |
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enjeria (m)
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@ johnny little that's enjeria not engeria, u need two things in your life, being romantic and growing bigger, chicks dig either, alongside having paper, |
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biola44 (m)
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i 2 like NL |
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khanye (m)
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@ poster
U can only use that text to woo a lunatic
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enjeria (m)
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@ poster
U can only use that text to woo a lunatic
This post is directed to lovers, who don't mind adding a little bit of "Naija Shakespear" & fun into courtship, it won't hurt if the girl is a little lunie,  Any relationship without a little bit of romantic humour, IS A DULLING DISASTER, And any girl who doesn't have a good sense of humour, doesn't deserve an intelligent man, |
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walestar (m)
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You are greater than Brazil, Hotter than Merci,You are expensive than C.Ronaldo.You attract me like fagbregas and sexy like arsenal.Ooh you are my golden boy Torres, I can't wait to land you in Liverpool! I knew you will never fumble like super eagles and you aren't fading away like Kanu Nwankwo.You are stronger like Taiye Taiwo.I miss you like Zidane. You are marvelous Benji
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xynerio (m)
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Right now the night is COLD and I need someone to HOLD, someone as precious as GOLD to keep me warm and BOLD. This is another one for a distance relationship. The eyes blink 2geda, see 2geda, cry 2geda, yet they dont see each other. We are the eyes.
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TheSeeker (m)
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@Poster
Let me help you.
You're as good as Eminem described Mariah Carey in "Bagpies from Baghdad"
As sweet as Britney Spears scandal
Your world attracts me like 50 Cent's looks attracts jabs
Your love is making my heart beat like Chris Brown beat up Rihanna
Your thought incarcerates my troubled soul like T.I. is in Arkansas jail facility
Come on with me girl, let me hand you a world as sweet and marvelous as Michael Jackson's latter months on earth
Experience the better side of life with me as OBJ did with our OIL money!
This will be enough for you!!!!!!! After this, vamoose from this forum, Please admins, is there any forum for kids? This guy should be referred there.
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TOPE2000! (f)
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Really? Oh mehn some NLer don dey kolo  |
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enjeria (m)
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 @theSeeker The only lover u'll get with those lines is your right hand, watch me as i take the seeker in his first steps as a real man, Don't care what they say, whether from Warri, Europe or nairaland, try to drop a sensitive word or 2, for just 1 minute, forget going hard, It helps to be vulgar like eminem, or ruthless like Pac, But what's life going to be like if we were all like that,
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enjeria (m)
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@Tope2000 Let me explain what that msg did to u, It made you think about it, Then u got confused, Now your just trying to fight it, Tell us your true story babyboo,  |
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TheSeeker (m)
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@theSeeker The only lover u'll get with those lines is your right hand, watch me as i take the seeker in his first steps as a real man, Don't care what they say, whether from Warri, Europe or nairaland, try to drop a sensitive word or 2, for just 1 minute, forget going hard, It helps to be vulgar like eminem, or ruthless like Pac, But what's life going to be like if we were all like that, Take me in my first steps to being a real man??? You gotta be kidding me. A real man by sending these lousy types of messages sounding as if it's being sent by my 4 year old nephew to his mom on Mother's day? Try that with 99% girls and you're in for some backbiting menace! I'm not cut out to take a swipe with you since you're trying to gain popularity as Luxoire stated --- which I strongly agree with her on. |
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enjeria (m)
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join luxoire's side,
watsup with all the hating,
I tot dis was the romance section,
They should make a special section for haters and the heartbroken
Geeez
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TheSeeker (m)
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join luxoire's side,
watsup with all the hating,
I tot dis was the romance section,
They should make a special section for haters and the heartbroken
Geeez
13 posts and you're already feeling like a superstar! Your post's subject should have been? HELP!!! I NEED A ROMANTIC SMS FOR A BEAUTIFULLY SEXY WOMAN and you'll see tonnes of messages -- I don't guarantee all of them to be heartening |
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enjeria (m)
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Just got up to 14, for me every good thing adds up like that,
am just a 4 year old kid at heart,
its a big heart and i get a lot of luv, so i give right back,
Try seek some mayb u'll get a good girl whose got your back,
try to write her sometin that was not originally rapped by the Game, 50cents or 2Pac
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