Wow this is an interesting topic/post
Big up to the one whose name shall not escape from my lips

Ok here goes
Manager: Arsene Wenger (Arsenal)Well i know most folks would say i am being biased but listen; Arsene came into the Prem as a relative unknown, Even Fergie took a dig at him, when he made some comments about Man United during a press conference, his players all thought he looked funny, the english media all laughed, and he had his work caught out for him, But in his first full season he won the prem> Maureen did the same, but with that money

I will say no more, While Benitez is not really sure how to go about winning the Prem, He has figured out the Cup Comps, but he still is not sure of the Marathon.
Fergie even had to adjust for a while before he knocked liverpool out as Topdogs. Besides like i said all other 3 were quite known before they came to Britain and their reputations followed them, Wenger changed they way English teams were percieved and personally i enjoy Arsenal's brand of football and i will go for that formular.
Goal keeper: Edwin Van der Ser (Man United)What and where hasn't that guy been, its one thing to play for a top team and play well, but my guy played for fulham and made them look good. Damn you've got to respect that. Every area of his game is tight. Cech has more quicker reflexes, Lehman is

Well lehman just is what he is Crazy Lehman

, Reina is good, but makes the simple look so herrendous, not a keeper you need in a real tight game, you won't feel comfortable. Edwin has everything, the height, the cool and calm dutch nature (Cech is cool, but in a morbid way

Lehman is a german, so i leave you with your imagination

)
Edwin all the way for me.
Right back: Lauren Etame (Arsenal)Lauren is a gritty player, not big on skills, but plays in a robust way like his cameroonian buddies, He is good going forward, but not a fanciful as Eboue, but more ruthless. Ferriera is a calm defender, and Boulharouz is really an accident waiting to happen (my opinion) Lauren adds grit, fearlessness and he fits into my philosophy of football, i.e. Attacking play, i really do not rate Finnan, yes he does well for the pool, but the pool are built to defend, so to much focus is placed on him. Not worthy in my books.
Centre half 1: John Terry (Chelsea)If you want a no nonsense defender, then JT is the man, no not Justin Timberlake, John (knock the ball and the player out) Terry, to really appreciate how players rate Terry, you only need to look at the Barca vs Chelsea game last year. Roonie's goal, Ronnie wanted to run into the box and score, but he paced himself and took a deep breathe, because he knew JT would come at him, andf you could see he used all his strenght to deflect JT of him (i am sure till this day he has body pains from that impact

)
Jt brings everything, The build, the Height, the goals, the presence, the positioning, EVERYTHING!! every other Defender is just coming up, Vidic is good, but i believe a defender needs to be proven to me, as its is necessary to have real experience there, and despite his young age, JT has been there, if you know what i mean.
The other person would be Bill Gallas as back up (wow this Gallas boy is everwhere)
Centre Half 2 Rio Ferdinand (Man United)Was between Rio, Gallas and Toure, But Toure as good as he is, is mostly a last ditch defender, (JT can be like that sometimes) and i don't need two last ditch defenders in my team, the heart is not as stronmg as it used to be

.
I would prefer Gallas, but I cry when i watch rio ferdi play footie

Rio plays football in that easy, lazy way, he looks like he could dribble and score more goals if given the chance, Yes he loses concentration (because he forgets that he is a defender sometimes

) But he plays football with such ease that you sometimes want to cry

(and i will

)
Left Back : Ashley Cole (Chelsea/Arsenal

)
Sorry everyone, Tweedy is the best for me, Gabby will be next, then Gallas, Gabby first because that is not Gallas's natural position).
Tweedy brings everything, he is fearless, brilliant in linking up play, can score goals and you won't ask if that was a defender that scored. He plays with his heart, especially if you add 5 more k to the 55k he was earning

(well they all do)
tweedy would fit into my footie philosophy.
Right Wing : C Ronaldo (Man United)Twinkle toes would do it for me, he has everything, dribbling skills (his leg overs work, not as useless as denilson, not as wasteful as Robinho, and not as WHY did you do that

as Ronaldinho) The laddy is quick and has a mean shot.
Rosicky would be next, but he sometimes is not sure of himself and needs to build more confidence. SWP plays to much like Pius Ikedia to me

, Good in a Useless team, but Average in a Brilliant team. Tries to do to much and is still lacking confidence, thats what i feel.
Holding Midfield: Claude Makalele (Chelsea)Can we say Footballing god, if you want to know about how brilliant maka is, look what happened to Real MADrid when he left, What in heavens name will happen to France when he goes, Biscen and fat Frank look good because of Maka, damn, FC Thun would look good if Maka was in their team. Essien, Berti and Co are good, but King Maka is just that KING.
Attacking Midfield: Stevie Gerrad (Liverpool)Do i need to say much, some feel Stieve G is a Big occasion player/cup final player, but man Stevie is just the bomb. His Shots, his passes, his strenght, his commitment, even when his team and he included are playing crappy (but not his penalties

thank you)
The other player in his mould is the Kaiser elect Micheal Ballack, Cesc is still learning, and will be more like Riqelmie, Alonso is well

confused most of the time. scholesy is good, but commits to many fouls.
Fat frank is crap to me, he only plays well because of Maka and Essien in Chelsea, Once again my views.
Left Wing: Thomas Rosicky (Arsenal)He is good for both wings, but since i gave right to Twinkle toes, i will give left to Dumplings. Giggsy is still the best there is in the game, but he is now injury proned due to old age. quite sad,cause seeing Giggs in full flow, is one of the best sights in modern footie
Striker 1: T Henry (Arsenal)The King of the Prem, no more to say, Lazy and broody
Yes, Arrogant
Yes, Sublime
F@#king Yes. 
Next would be the
baby faced assasin, the boy still get am (Shrek unfortunately is too erractic for me) same as Robin
Bang!! Bang! Persie
Striker 2; Dider Drogba (Chelsea)
Only three players in my opinion would have scored that goal against Barca, 1, Ruud, 2, Etoo, and Drogs. The Brother has strenght and work ethic, his first touch is still crappy, but if you have to live with Ade
(akinbiyi) Bayor, you would be gratefull for God's little mercies. Next Would be the the break dancer Peter
(robocop) Crouch, the lad brings a funny sort of threat to any game.
So there you have it Loyika's first 11
Formation: 4:4:2
Manager: Le Prof Arsene Wenger
Players: Van der ser, Lauren, JT, Rio, Cole, Ronaldo, Rosicky, Maka, Gerrad, T Henry, and Drogs.
Score: Arsenal (3 and a half

Cole

He doesn't look cool in blue

) Chelsea (3 and a half, yes you guessed it Cole

) Man United (3

) Liverpool (1 and thats because i like stievie G as i really do not rate the Pool, even their Manager, brilliant tactician he is, but lacks some balls)
well i am done. lets hear more.

GOONER 89