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WoW  this is a new dawn, let's make it sooooooooooooooooo amusing  Just come in and make us lafffffffff like never before. Come in, drop your jokes and get us rolling our clean asses on the floor laughing Wishing you a great week in our different offices and cyber cafes Let's Go There Tyty, Rommie, Sylve, dani, studio (the refined), ble, Arcani, Mykolo, Gabry, Spencer, Teissys, Abbygal, our clumsy, Lola (if you happen to enter a cafe), Benedictac, Phemour, Sweetliet, and all other tatafos in the house. . . .love y'all.  Welcome to the Jokes section Amusement Park laff ya ass off |
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A boy returned from school after the promotional examination and the following ensued between him and his father,
Son: Daddy, do you know something?
Daddy: No, until you tell me my son
Son: You are not going to buy books for me next session
Daddy: Why? Have you been given a scholarship?
Son: No! Iam repeating the class,
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sylve11
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@ benny nice of u. Now here goes mine. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just
insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.  |
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Ben-10
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Lol. . .sure I can predict who that baby is |
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romsky
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Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: I'm sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Husband: Ya, I guess so.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you.
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romsky
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Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.
Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr
Santa: My wife is still scared of water
Banta: how come?
Santa: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!
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sylve11
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2 grandfathers sit in the bench under the tree. One grandpa said to other, “Bejo, now I am 73 old and sick a
lot. You have about the same age, is that the same things happened to you?”
“Well, …actually I feel like a newborn baby.”
“Really? Do you really feel like a newborn baby?”
“Yes! I am bald, have no teeth, … even now I pee in my pant!”
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Jeovy (m)
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sylve,
what da , ?
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sylve11
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Jeovybaba, wetin again? |
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Jeovy (m)
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fear no let me talk abeg
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busybody20
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2 grandfathers sit in the bench under the tree. One grandpa said to other, “Bejo, now I am 73 old and sick a
lot. You have about the same age, is that the same things happened to you?”
“Well, …actually I feel like a newborn baby.”
“Really? Do you really feel like a newborn baby?”
“Yes! I am bald, have no teeth, … even now I pee in my pant!” nice one! |
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Ben-10
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where is my little dickele |
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clemcykul
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@ben
nice thread
@all
lmao!
me i no get joke so make i just dey shine my open teeth ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
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clemcykul
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like this ;d ;d ;d?
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romsky
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wat can u do without me by ya syd
take
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clemcykul
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i get open teeth ;d
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Ben-10
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house rat don take ya teeth do railway |
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sylve11
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Good morrin every one here |
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Ben-10
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Lol. . .that has been ya hobby |
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Back again
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I love this thread but mental pipu too much |
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sylve11
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I love this thread but mental pipu too much afterall u stole the meat from the cooking pot Lol. . .that has been ya hobby ben good morrin to u especially |
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sexyLeamon (f)
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I got a joke
A very elderly couple appears before a judge.
“Your honor, we want a divorce.”
“A divorce?” asks the judge, “Ho old are you?”
“I’m 93. She’s 89.”
“And how long have you been married?”
“65 years.”
“And after 65 years, NOW you want a divorce?”
“We would have done it sooner, but we decided to wait until the children were dead.”
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sexyLeamon (f)
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please come again I don't understand
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Ben-10
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Lol. . .the guy can't spoken ingrish wella may be he's 93 |
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clemcykul
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the cant spoken . , . . .
lmao! u try ben
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Ben-10
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don't tell me you saw that with ya half past four |
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romsky
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una bulletin tu mush o jare
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sylve11
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Good evening everyone! |
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romsky
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its midnight mister bat
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