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studio43 (m)
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No worry we go use sylvester sitting room do your grave yard free of charge lol
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Abbey_city (f)
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I reject it back to u in JESUS name AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sylve11
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Studio take ya time o   |
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Abbey_city (f)
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sylve hw market?
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sylve11
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na u i dey look na |
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IFELEKE (m)
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the more you look the less you see oo and if you no take time, you go become stevie wonder |
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sylve11
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Ifekus, wetin u dey talk comort from your mouth? |
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studio43 (m)
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Sylvester u be spy?
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sylve11
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Nor dey shout my name any how jor! |
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hordexex (m)
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IF NA YOU
« #2922 on: October 31, 2009, 05:12 PM » |
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Two young boys stole a bag of oranges from the village market.
They decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot,
But they had to scale a big gate to enter the cemetery.
As they were scaling the gate two oranges fell out of the bag and were left behind by the fence.
A farmer who was coming from his farm near the cemetery fence, heard the following conversation going on in the cemetery:
One for me - One for you (Distribution of the loot),
One for me - One for you, On and on
He began to wonder what was going on in the cemetery at that late evening, he immediately ran as fast as he can to the local Pastor.
He said "Pastor James come with me and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the Cemetery"-
They both ran back to the cemetery and stood by the fence and the voices continued:
"One for me - One for you"
Suddenly one of the voice said "Let's get the
two at the fence " (meaning the Oranges that fell)
One of Pastor James shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of writing you this joke.
Pastor was the first to take off. If na you nko? Who wan die?
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Dunddy (m)
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nice joke  |
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studio43 (m)
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Stale joke jor
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Dunddy (m)
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me neva hear am b4 sha. plus its funny. but if NAPOLEON says, then its stale. sorry comrade Napo. guy the joke stale jor. |
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studio43 (m)
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Close teeth jare
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Dunddy (m)
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look before you talk
i have only 1 tooth.
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studio43 (m)
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Cow teeths nor scarce na
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Dunddy (m)
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butcher talkling from experience.
shouldnt you be at the abatoir?
it's monday morning you know!
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studio43 (m)
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Im not a butcher, Was only giving u tips on how to solve your teeth problem jare
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sylve11
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that doesn't make u a ninja either |
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studio43 (m)
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Yes im a Nigerian
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Dunddy (m)
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u mean was born in nigeria.
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Jeovy (m)
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see your blank eyes
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Abbey_city (f)
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Hey!!!!! jeovy na ya face b dis?? wia av u bn?
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sylve11
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Jeovy dey fast and pray, so he's not likely to leave the dungeon till 2011  |
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Abbey_city (f)
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Jeovy dey fast and pray, so he's not likely to leave the dungeon till 2011 hmmm d guy go don grow grey hair b4 thn |
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sylve11
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him don get grey hair b4 na |
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