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ubine (m)
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I once bought a bicycle and was looking for a conductor CONFESSION  |
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dani1luv
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see wetin recession dey cause
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sylve11
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Good evening everybody!  |
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sylve11
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nyt captain! |
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mykali
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okay. my turn to make you laugh . . .
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mykali
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hmmmmm . . .thinkin. 
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sylve11
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why u come dey vex? |
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Ben-10
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everyone knows he'll think for eternity |
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clemcykul
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*prepares breakfast for all members of jokes forum*
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Ben-10
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trust dickele he will like to eat part of your poison.  |
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clemcykul
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no its not poison am preparing toasted bread with cheese and oats
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sylve11
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Are u tired of announcing obituary? |
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Ben-10
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clems has been the chief announcer of all obituaries, ask NTA.
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sylve11
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thankgd sey u know |
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clemcykul
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stop the gossip ben and twinny its time for breakfast * and they all shout yeeee!!!!!
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sylve11
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lol, u no go stop |
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romsky
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stop ke lyk say u no dey enjoy am
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J.electric (m)
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Na whooo fine pass? |
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sylve11
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ask jelectric |
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DaudaAbu (m)
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Husband and wife had d following conver.
Wife: Dear, i'd a dream lastnite.
Husband: what is it about?
wife: I was at dis auction of D*cks and big ones were bidded for 50k and above, smaller ones for 5k or lower.
Husband: hw much was my size bidded for?
Wife: well no one offerd a bid for urs.
The nxt day the husband told his wife that i'd his dream last
Wife: What is it about?
Husband i was at this auction and P***y were auctioned. tight ones were going 4 5ok and above while loose ones were bidded fo 5k and lower
Wife: hw much was my size bidded for?
Husband : well, i culdnt lie bout my dreams to u, but wel almost every1 ran out and the ladies were the first!
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romsky
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say what you mean & mean what you say
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mykali
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Husband and wife had d following conver.
Wife: Dear, i'd a dream lastnite.
Husband: what is it about?
wife: I was at dis auction of D*cks and big ones were bidded for 50k and above, smaller ones for 5k or lower.
Husband: hw much was my size bidded for?
Wife: well no one offerd a bid for urs.
The nxt day the husband told his wife that i'd his dream last
Wife: What is it about?
Husband i was at this auction and P***y were auctioned. tight ones were going 4 5ok and above while loose ones were bidded fo 5k and lower
Wife: hw much was my size bidded for?
Husband : well, i culdnt lie bout my dreams to u, but wel almost every1 ran out and the ladies were the first!
wetin be this? |
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Ben-10
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no more Mr. good guy
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ajekpaks (m)
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you guys have been missing me?? well I've been in cell all this while , there is this guy who has been coming to our house for some time now, I ve not always been home (you know, hustling) only to come home at nights and meet this man who is married in my house, offcourse I'm the eldest guy at home and I know he definately did not come to see my younger brother who is 6 years old, it's either my mom or my sister, if it were to be my sister maybe that would have been alil' fair but, after much investigation I noticed that it was my mum hes been trying to sneak up to, well like I came home one night heard my mum screaming he should leave her alone, i entered and saw him on his kneels begging (I don't know what for) but on seeing me, he stood up and shouted chukwu chukwu* approaching me with a hand shake, I rejected and immediately asked what he wanted, well like every other fights in our jungle, one party leaves with a broken head, the other sleeps in cell I was unfortunately presented with the later option and since then just got well enough to type on a system after receiving enough beating from ambitious prisoners, is this supposed to be funny??? I just see things with my sense of humor in every thing I do in life so how are you people doing?  ?? lol |
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sexyLeamon (f)
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thank God this is joke section |
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sylve11
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you guys have been missing me?? well I've been in cell all this while , there is this guy who has been coming to our house for some time now, I ve not always been home (you know, hustling) only to come home at nights and meet this man who is married in my house, offcourse I'm the eldest guy at home and I know he definately did not come to see my younger brother who is 6 years old, it's either my mom or my sister, if it were to be my sister maybe that would have been alil' fair but, after much investigation I noticed that it was my mum hes been trying to sneak up to, well like I came home one night heard my mum screaming he should leave her alone, i entered and saw him on his kneels begging (I don't know what for) but on seeing me, he stood up and shouted chukwu chukwu* approaching me with a hand shake, I rejected and immediately asked what he wanted, well like every other fights in our jungle, one party leaves with a broken head, the other sleeps in cell I was unfortunately presented with the later option and since then just got well enough to type on a system after receiving enough beating from ambitious prisoners, is this supposed to be funny??? I just see things with my sense of humor in every thing I do in life so how are you people doing? ?? lol i throw way salute for your mom sha |
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romsky
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ow him tisha dem take cope i no know
cuz i sure say dem just give am tripple promotion so he no go influence the little ones
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