Funny Things That Children Say

My daughter Elizabeth is three and half years old, and she cracks me up all the time. See below for two of her stories, and share some of your children's funny comments.


Elizabeth tends to fuss a lot when it's bedtime. So a while ago, I told her an hour in advance that it was almost bedtime, and I didn't want a tantrum tonight. To which she replied, "okay mummy, you can count on me!"

That was funny enough in itself, but come bedtime, my daughter looks at me crossly and says:

Elizabeth: Mummy, I told you, you can count on me

Mummy: Yes, and I am proud of you for keeping your word

Elizabeth: Well, you didn't count on me, you are supposed to say (touching her head) 1, 2, 3, 4. . .

I think I laughed my head off!


One more. . .

I have been trying to teach her the value of money and how you can't have everything you want. So sometimes in the store, when she wants a toy I say, "Elizabeth, you can't have that because it costs two (or three) moneys, and mummy only has one".

Well, one day we go to the mall and I enter this really expensive store. After looking at two price tags, I decide that I have no business being in there and start to hustle Elizabeth out the door. At this point, she turns around and says to me, in a very loud voice so everyone in the store can hear, "Mummy, are we leaving because you don't have enough money to buy the things?" Embarassing!!!

I have a younga broda who is 5yrs old . My mum told him to sweep a small portion of d compound to enable her concentrate on wat she was doin. In d usual style of children tryin to get of chores he said "God will see my bom bom if i do like dis (demonstratin d sweepin positn ). I am sure d Almighty was bored my brodas butt was a good distractn.

Amasing wat kids can say without considering the embarssment

My dad came back home one day very tied trying 2 get rest without any disturb he says to u the children

"Anybody ask of me, am not home" while wallking into his room 2 rest.
Some minutes later a friend of my dad came checking, approaching the least child he says
"Little boy how r u 2day, where is your dad"

Our last kid of 4years replies; "He is inside but said i should tell u he is not at home"

when my ant.came from UK with his kid,on their way home he saw molue with smoke
he started shouting fire inside the car fire mum call 911 pls our car is beside it i don't wanna die plsssss'

Te he he.I have experienced same scenario when i went to see an aunt.

Kids can embarrass people some times, but they remain cute and sweet.

Funny and interesting world of kids!

My little niece and  I once engaged in the following conversation

Me: Lope,  how old are you?
Tomi:  I'm 3years old
Me: How old  am I?
Tomi: You are 6 years old'
Me: No, am older than 6
Tomi:  Ok, you are 7

(When I said 'No' she kept increasing it by 1yr and by the time she got to '10' I was bored and I said

Me: Tomi, how can I be 10yrs old, can't you see how big I am?  She kept quite for about  a minute and I guess she did some mental calculation she looked up to me and said with excitement

Tomi: "Aunty, you are BIG years old'!!!

  @ the kid that said his aunty begs too much.


When I was a kid we had a guy that used to visit with us and he was blind in one eye. I was so fascinated by the eye and I just had to know what happened to it. I knew I could not do it while my mom was around so I waited for the perfect time. As soon as I thought it was safe I said "Brother what happened to your eye". Unfortunately what I thought was a whisper was loud enough for my mom to hear. She and my Aunty brushed me that day.

awww blesss

lol that thing confuses me
the squirm when u carry them n claw at u when u try to drop em

rotfl. It was the mid afternoon jare. And he was crying too much.
He wanted "don" and I couldnt understand what don meant

LOL, at that point I just wanted to either understand what don meant or to keep him quiet.

My sister’s husband was trying to compliment his little daughter who just had her hair done and he said to her ‘Nene you her is looking sweet’. His son who is just 3 asked in surprise ‘is it a Rice’? (as far as he was concerned, its only food that could be sweet)

What made his question so funny was the complete innocence and surprise he expressed. It was so hilarious!! After his dad gently explaind what he meant to him. He actually saw the humour in his question and turned it to a joke.

Immidiately my sister (his mother) came home, he rushed to her and said 'Mummy, Nene's hair is looking Rice'     

This is the joke of the millennium, this child has to become a comedian when he grows older
 

Daddy I want to eat.

Aunty,
You are black and uncle is fair small. How come your baby is very yellow        
The mother kept apologising, i just kept laughing, it was so funny!!