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ubiaa5 (f)
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #160 on: October 26, 2009, 07:38 PM »

About 2 mths ago my 4yr old son woke up in d morning n told me,mom i had a dream n it came true,so i was like wow wat did u dream of,n he said i dreamt dat i peed n look my bed is wet,he was very serious n proud of himself, i couldnt stop laughing.
Bolarge (m)
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #161 on: October 28, 2009, 08:24 AM »

Quote from: aisha2 on October 26, 2009, 01:25 PM
One day my boyfriend came and i sent him to the kitchen to get something, he looked sternly at my boyfriend and said, I will be gone for 2 minutes, No kissing in my absence
Hmmm. . . naughty aunty Tongue

Quote from: ubiaa5 on October 26, 2009, 07:38 PM
About 2 mths ago my 4yr old son woke up in d morning n told me,mom i had a dream n it came true,so i was like wow wat did u dream of,n he said i dreamt dat i peed n look my bed is wet,he was very serious n proud of himself, i couldnt stop laughing.
lol The kid's sharp no doubt Grin
aisha2 (f)
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #162 on: October 28, 2009, 10:08 AM »

I took my same nephew to fellowship one day and when it was time for prayer requests, he said he had one, he said he wanted God to tell his Aunty to buy him a new Bicycle, and that God should touch his Auntys heart so she will not spank him for spoiling the tires in his old bicycle, and i was sitting right there. I love that boy so much, lots of fun hanging out with him
Atreus (m)
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« #163 on: October 28, 2009, 11:57 PM »

My 5-year old niece first said the moon was following her and that she could reach it if she climbed a ladder.
solsy
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #164 on: October 29, 2009, 09:19 AM »

My mum said she took me to a neighbour's wedding when i was 3 yrs old, we got back from the wedding and the mother of the bride was busy telling anyone that cared to listened about how successful the wedding was. I came along and i was like, is that a church or a sunday school, the woman was so embarassed, my mum and grandma ran inside.

The supposed church was in a school, so i couldnt understand wat the fuse was about. The conversation was in yoruba
Bolarge (m)
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #165 on: October 29, 2009, 11:06 AM »

Quote from: donbarzini on July 23, 2008, 03:30 PM
wont b a playa eva again, my kid cousin's 34 months keeps tryin 2 touch my chics boobs at d slightest opportunity yeh shes d busty type  then oneday he felt em n told my girlfriend that "they feel just like kiki's" my chic probed the baby can u believe that, my cousin said "kiki is his other friend" , oops despite all my signs dat she shold be quiet
See alakoba pikin!! Shocked Shocked Shocked
ammamat (f)
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #166 on: October 29, 2009, 04:56 PM »

Jesus,  i can't stop laughing,   a frind of mind told me how her friend was embarast ,  they both went to see her sister so when they got there,,  her sis's first child ran out to hug them and my friend's friend  carried her and fine girl how are u doing , i love your hair do,  The litle girl say hum,  An, ty your mouth is smelling ,
mean this was really wooah,
Kunbee
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #167 on: October 30, 2009, 12:02 AM »

Quote from: ammamat on October 29, 2009, 04:56 PM
Jesus,  i can't stop laughing,   a frind of mind told me how her friend was embarast ,  they both went to see her sister so when they got there,,  her sis's first child ran out to hug them and my friend's friend  carried her and fine girl how are u doing , i love your hair do,  The litle girl say hum, An, ty your mouth is smelling ,
mean this was really wooah,


Shocked Shocked Shocked that child is nasty Cheesy
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #168 on: October 30, 2009, 12:25 AM »

Quote from: ammamat on October 29, 2009, 04:56 PM
Jesus,  i can't stop laughing,   a frind of mind told me how her friend was embarast ,  they both went to see her sister so when they got there,,  her sis's first child ran out to hug them and my friend's friend  carried her and fine girl how are u doing , i love your hair do,  The litle girl say hum,  An, ty your mouth is smelling ,
mean this was really wooah,


~Oh Lawdy!! Cheesy Cant deny Kids can be brutally Honest!!
dmy (m)
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #169 on: November 06, 2009, 03:32 PM »

a niece of mine looked up to me one day and said "UNCLE I WILL MARRY YOU"i said you cant marry me cos i'm your brother.she said"I WILL STILL MARRY YOU BECAUSE YOU BUY US SWEET AND BISCUITS"we all burst out laughing!! Cheesy
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #170 on: November 07, 2009, 02:43 AM »

Quote from: dmy on November 06, 2009, 03:32 PM
a niece of mine looked up to me one day and said "UNCLE I WILL MARRY YOU"i said you cant marry me cos i'm your brother.she said"I WILL STILL MARRY YOU BECAUSE YOU BUY US SWEET AND BISCUITS"we all burst out laughing!! Cheesy


~Aaaw. . Grin bet when she's all grown up & you remind her,she'll be like  Huh  Shocked
FL Gators
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #171 on: November 07, 2009, 02:45 AM »

This thread makes me miss my baby bro and baby cousin Sad Sad
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #172 on: November 07, 2009, 02:50 AM »

~My son & his friend from school were chatting Tv shows when i picked him from sch. Yesterday. .they both named their favourite shows then my son said "I'm going to tell you something. . but promise you wont tell anyone?" By now my interest has peeked in what he wanted to disclose to his friend. . He said "I watch Hannah Montana But dont you dare tell anyone" I cudnt help laffing & hard. . tho he didnt find it funny. . . Cheesy

 


chic2pimp (m)
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #173 on: November 07, 2009, 03:08 AM »

Quote from: FL Gators on November 07, 2009, 02:45 AM
This thread makes me miss my baby bro and baby cousin Sad Sad
Heya pele ooo Cry Cry Cry Cry

Quote from: mohawkchic on November 07, 2009, 02:50 AM
~My son & his friend from school were chatting Tv shows when i picked him from sch. Yesterday. .they both named their favourite shows then my son said "I'm going to tell you something. . but promise you wont tell anyone?" By now my interest has peeked in what he wanted to disclose to his friend. . He said "I watch Hannah Montana But dont you dare tell anyone" I cudnt help laffing & hard. . tho he didnt find it funny. . . Cheesy

 



Chei see dis woman Cheesy. Stop laughing @ him jor  Angry Angry. The Lil guy has learnt or should I say is learning that as a man ,they are certain things you don't admit to doing in public Wink Cool.
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Funny Things That Children Say
« #174 on: November 07, 2009, 03:11 AM »

Quote from: chic2pimp on November 07, 2009, 03:08 AM
Chei see dis woman Cheesy. Stop laughing @ him jor  Angry Angry. The Lil guy has learnt or should I say is learning that as a man ,they are certain things you don't admit to doing in public Wink Cool.

~ Grin That is exactly what i found so funny! He's only 7. . .8 ina couple of months. . Interesting stages children go thru i suppose. . .
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