Funny Things That Children Say

that boys is learning fast.

A friend was told me at the office that her son came back home one day and has the following convo.

Son: Mom, how do u know u like a girl.
Mother: you will know how u feel.
Son: will your dikc tickles if you like the girl?
Mom: Pick the fone and call your Dad, cos i dont have a dikc.

The woman is a single mother and i think she cld have explained better.

My son: Mummy buy me nintendo

Me: I dont have money tell yr dad to buy it 4 u

My son: Mummy go and buy money now

My 2nd son: No, mummy go and collect money from that wall (atm) like daddy

lol

My friend's 5 yr old girl when her mum gave birth

Dad: K mummy has given birth to a baby boys

Girl: Oh good! the doctor cut her tummy with knife and bring baby for her?

Dad: No she had the baby

Girl: Yes but the baby was in her tummy so how did the baby come out then?

Dad didnt know how to explain to a 5 yr old

haaaaaaaaaaaaa.

o fo eti e.

WHAT  A CLASSIC.

 
this thread makes me laugh 

my little cousin is three i can go on and on with the things she says daily.
here is one incident
She was watching cartoons one day and i was on the PC.

she was unusually very quiet, i now turned to check on her and saw her feeding the tv
my liver cut, i ran to the plug and switched it off.
i now told her baby, dont do that it may shock you and it kills.
she had this look on her face, then thought for a moment then said, but why cant i feed jerry when tom took his juice

My Uncle's Son talks a lot of things. He is 3 years. He said something nasty recently:


The boy:    Daddy, do HEARTS have LEGS?
My Uncle:   (A little confused) No, Why? Hearts stay inside our bodies, but legs are outside.
The boy:    But last night, you told mummy "SweetHEART, open your LEGS"

     , funny enough my kid has not started talking.

my daughter asked me this question sometimes ago

"Daddy, Does Jesus polute (fart) too?"

I almost laughed my head off.

Children could be very funny, My experience is this:

I was sitting with a friend when my little sister ran out of the house, so i over heard her saying to her immediate senior sister, I escapeded!  I escapeded!! she kept repeating it. On hearing it, i was kind of shocked because i thought she said I escape death. For a five year old to say that,

But she was happy and laughing, so i called her and asked  what happen. She now narrated everything that happened saying brother sesan (my younger brother who is kind of tough on them) wanted to beat her but she escapeded. I was then i laughed my ass off. It's still funny to me till this day. It must be the period when they were being taught the -ed(past tense in school)

chidren are fun being with!!! I love them

Remember this from Readers Digest way back,
A Lady was in heavy at home with only her three year old kid and her water broke. She was able to call the family doctor who made it in time enough  to deliver her safely. Just after the cord was cut and the baby washed, while the newborn was still crying, the 3 year old walked over to the kneeling doctor who was still toweling the baby. He looked concerned as to why the newborn was crying so hard so he asked.
The kind doctor tried explaining that the baby had just come out of mummy's tummy.
He took one quick glance at his mother who was still lying on the floor exhausted and looked back again at the crying baby.
After being thoughtful for a while a frown formed on his brow.
Then he said ", is good for him, why did he crawl inside there in the first place !"

una no go kill peson here oo.

And what did u do?


My son while looking at our wedding pictures started asking everyone why he was not in the pix. Can you imagine? how can you be in the wedding pix of your parents when you were not born out of wedlock. That's kids 4 u.

  :oSweet Pete! Did u say he was 5 or 15?

I recall an embarassing incident when an aunt visited with her 6 month old baby. My step brother was barely a year and not quite weaned on beast milk yet. Both women were busy breastfeeding the kids at one time when it was suddenly discovered that Alice was having trouble controlling Sammy (my step brother). The struggle went on in silence untill in a frustrated gesture, Alice sat the kid down on the couch with an unceremonious  thud.
Everyone was aghast at the treatment meted out to (the now wailing) Sammy. When asked why she took such drastic measures on a poor sweet and innocent child, she ignored all of us, It was then we noticed Sammy gesticulating with little fingers toward the apparently heavier & well rounded boobs of my aunt.

When the nickel dropped, some coughed in embarassment, while others did their best to control their laughter. Alice' busts were small but no-one expected a one year old to make such a comparison!