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Aroro (m)
Whorehouse Escapades.
« on: November 09, 2006, 08:48 PM »

I just finished taking care of my business in one of the brothels around Ikeja bus stop, when men of the defunct "operation sweep" raided the neighborhood. I was very lucky to avoid been bundled inside a mini van to the police station that night. I hid in the dark behind a store until everything calmed down. It was a close shave.
My experience at an Obalende brothel was interesting. I had to stand in a line in a narrow passage to get to my turn.
Wazobia in Apapa, was the first whorehouse I visited in broad daylight. The bar setting was convenient, as I had a couple of beer before I proceeded to take care of business.
Any whorehouse tales from around the country you might share?
Jakumo (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #1 on: November 10, 2006, 09:39 AM »

Aroro you are on your own on this one, man, but don't sweat it. 

Truth be told, most Nigerian men who have never set foot in a brothel still wind up paying for sex, since the company of a good many of Nigeria's young and "innocent" women is only granted to those who are prepared to pay for the privilege in cash and by the minute.  The only distinction between yourself and those who turn their noses up at this post is the setting in which the sex takes place and the timing of the payment.
boleyn (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #2 on: November 10, 2006, 06:31 PM »

was at wazobia a few years ago,i met a great guy there.we ended up being more than just friends.thankfully,like me,that was his first time.
naijacutee (f)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #3 on: November 11, 2006, 12:19 AM »

Just to remind you that HIV isn't a joke. I've just done some intense research for my essay and you'll be surprised to hear where the epidemic turns up. Why don't you people just stay faithful to one partner and reduce your risk of infection? Without prejudice.
Raymand (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #4 on: November 11, 2006, 07:11 AM »

Just what we needanother AIDS is real messagethere's a reason why god made the condom you know, that thing rubber sack thats suppose to protect us. . .
Reverend (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #5 on: November 11, 2006, 10:01 AM »

Sex is the oldest business in the World. You would think that by know the police would be more liberal and let people alone to enjoy themselves.

By legalizing the brothels, they could be better controlled and taken out of the hands of organized criminals. Health checks could be made compulsory and you would not have to hide anymore in dark alleyways.

All for the sake of a good old Blow Job  Grin Grin
naijacutee (f)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #6 on: November 11, 2006, 12:45 PM »

Quote from: Raymand on November 11, 2006, 07:11 AM
Just what we needanother AIDS is real messagethere's a reason why god made the condom you know, that thing rubber sack thats suppose to protect us. . .
Actually that is true, Raymand. If you want to place your fate in a 2-inch long rubber sac, then good luck!
koolboi (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #7 on: November 11, 2006, 12:49 PM »

HIV/AIDS IS REAL
BEWARE
boleyn (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #8 on: November 11, 2006, 12:53 PM »

Yes,AIDS is real,and those who take it most seriously are the prostitutes,as most of them are regularly tested and insist on the use of condoms, unlike many (free-lance) girls who will do it without a condom for the sake of love or time-constraint.
Raymand (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #9 on: November 12, 2006, 07:18 PM »

For the love of god guys!!! don't you think they KNOW that AIDS is real? the government spends millions of naira on AIDS IS REAL campaigns so YESSSS, we get the message, i don't see anything wrong with people taking the risk by doing something like this under the rush! without sky diving, rock climbing, shark fishing and of course WHOREHOUSE ESCAPADES. . . life would be a bore! they use condoms, just like a married man would when his wife catches AIDS and he's negative. . .
katherinae (f)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #10 on: November 12, 2006, 10:17 PM »

look guys

there are many aids patient who have spouses and they sleep with them wiht a condom and have never gotten aids, so yes, the chances of u getting aids from a prostitute, migh tbe high but no tas high as u think,  but now there are other diseases one must consider, HPV, Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea and so forth so there is still a tremendous amount of risk out there even if u hvae only one partner because u can never vouch fo rur partner only for ur self. at least u guys know u are using and should b eusing condoms
Aroro (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #11 on: November 13, 2006, 10:34 PM »

Quote from: Jakumo on November 10, 2006, 09:39 AM
Aroro you are on your own on this one, man, but don't sweat it.

I can see that. The problem is that the endless stream of guys that swiftly walk past me at joints are not giving me the leverage to prize down the pum-pum.

Over the years, I've developed an eye to detect whorehouses. This skill has been very helpful especially when I'm travelling. Ninth mile, near Enugu and Obollo Afor are convenient rest-stops to refill my auto tank and discharge my human tank on my way to the North.
Most times the sex is strictly business, at least for the whore, but this sex-worker at a brothel off Ojota park made it worthwhile for me. I mounted, did my thing but she wouldn't let me leave. Instead she asked to suck my d**k so that that I can resume fucking because according to her, she's been turned on. I didn't know "ashawo" can still get turned on.  At the end she collected her regular fee for one round and we were both satisfied.  I tried to take advantage by visiting her again but she wouldn't repeat the "extra".

between, I just had my periodic medical exam and the HIV test came back negative.  Not that I was worried because I always practiced safe sex, even with my cute college chics.
So with my freshly minted certificate of fitness, I'm reinvegorated to continue my worldwide whorehouse tour.
katherinae (f)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #12 on: November 13, 2006, 11:24 PM »

so aroro, u mean to tell me tha tu can't get a regular girlfriend, that u have to stoop low to buy sex,  Cry  o well some have it adn some don't, but look on the bright side, u could afford to get a hiv test. Tongue
Aroro (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #13 on: November 14, 2006, 02:37 AM »

@Kathy
I have "girlfriends" that I do mess as often as possible, only we don't give up our freedom just because we're enjoying sex together.  The only downside is that I don't get to mess them anytime I want.  That's where the "ASHES" come in handy.
katherinae (f)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #14 on: November 14, 2006, 02:40 AM »

hmm i don't know arorokibo still sounds kind of lame to me.
BlackMamba (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #15 on: November 14, 2006, 10:56 PM »

I kind of like this Aroro guy.  It reminds me of the exciting f**ks I used to get from "Virgin cafe" and of course Airport hotel Ikeja. I developed some cordial relationships with a few pretty nice ones that I  often went club hopping on the Island with them. It was interesting how guys will drool over them in clubs, not realizing that they're for rental.
candylips (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #16 on: November 14, 2006, 11:59 PM »

Aroro I feel You.

What people don't know is that these ashes are sometimes even saver than ordinary girls (as long as you use your CD though)
pymexy s. (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #17 on: November 21, 2006, 10:11 PM »

@topic

"u go wound o !!!!!"


choco4life (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #18 on: November 22, 2006, 02:12 AM »

@topic
live positively,
why don't u find a girl u can call ur own?
izoneb (f)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #19 on: November 23, 2006, 03:34 AM »

aw!men! men! men!
I'm dumbfounded.Ezioku!
izoneb (f)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #20 on: November 23, 2006, 03:39 AM »

@ aroro!
no vex can u answer me sincerely?
Do u do sm stuff like indian hemp?
I can tell that u are into something like that and I sure say u no fat pass Fela!
simmy (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #21 on: November 23, 2006, 12:48 PM »

i admire aroro for his openess, how many guys can admit to doing such stuff, even tho u'll be suprised at how many guys visit whorehouses,  but my guy aids is real o, condoms are not as safe as u might think, at best theyre about 97% safe which is still high risks as far as I'm concerned considering what's at stake
izoneb (f)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #22 on: November 24, 2006, 12:00 AM »

ya his openness is okay but it seems to be an interesting way of life for him.Its serious oooo.
LEGSTRONG (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #23 on: November 27, 2006, 09:49 PM »

Continue my guy more erection to your privates. don't mind those loud mouths shouting AIDS IS REAL. After all if you ever do get infected you can go and cue up at the National Institute for Medical Research yaba. I hear the drugs are cheap there. don't worry condoms that break are not common. So my guy keep having fun. But in your heart if you think you need help from the life. Take okada to MFM headquaters in yaba there'll always be someone there to cast out d demon in you. Or better still call pastor chris.
BlackMamba (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #24 on: November 28, 2006, 05:16 PM »

That's a very cheap way to pan-handle for your pastor Chris and MFM.
boleyn (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #25 on: March 08, 2007, 08:27 AM »

hypos!
Octupus (f)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #26 on: March 10, 2007, 03:38 AM »

Desist from visiting whorehouses.There are too many dangers involved.Aside from HIV and other STDs,don't forget Ashawos are d female counterparts of armed robbers.They can plot for u in a whore house and rob u silly.They can also embarrass u by asking for more money than u agreed to pay,at the end of biz.If u resist,everyone there will support them since it is a syndicate.This is why some men prefer to pick girls from d night clubs or even streets to short time hotels(Neutral ground for both parties).I know some wealthy men who will not keep girlfriends because they claim their problems and undue attachments are many.They prefer call girls who just get paid off one time! I support none of these.They are all immoral and sinful.Every man should man his own wife and if u r not married,stay celibate until God gives u ur own.It is possible!!
LoverBwoy (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #27 on: March 10, 2007, 04:35 AM »

your advice no get part deux!

so says octupussy!
ziddy (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #28 on: April 13, 2007, 10:26 PM »

@ octopussy you sound like a veteran of the commercial punani trade.

IBDat (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #29 on: April 13, 2007, 10:44 PM »

My own be by mistake o - i was seeing this physio because i kind of got hurt from football, anywayz i was out of action for a few months and of course mentioned it to a few people as to why i haven't been around as much. I was referred to this massage parlour that 'thai massage' would help soothe the pain. Upon arrival i was seated n waited for the masseuse (fully fledged fine ass hispanic in short blk skirt and red boob-tube with mad cleavage), then i was taking into this room and requested to undress and place on a towel - which i did, layed on a stretcher while she proceeded. After about 20mins of deep, hard, sensual oil massage (by this time i was already FULLY aroused) she then whispered in my ears if i wanted full and total relief, which i of course said yes to, she proceeded with the massage (my eyes closed by this time), next thing i felt was her mouth on my d**k. Till DATE that is the best blow i've ever had even if it did cost me £80.
Aroro (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #30 on: April 14, 2007, 01:28 AM »

A while ago my whorehouse trip took me to NYC.  Boogie- Down- Bronx was my stomping ground.  This was prior to Giuliani cleaning up the city a little bit. Picking up whores from streets like Gunhill/White Plains Rds or Hunts point was the common option. There were also the occasional crackheads that will give a head for $5. I had the best sexual pleasure somewhere in Canal street (Chinatown) in downtown manhattan. Two very pretty petite Chinese girls gave the best erotic massage ever, and of course, a very happy ending.
LuUmBiOn2 (m)
Re: Whorehouse Escapades.
« #31 on: April 14, 2007, 07:38 PM »

Now let me seeeeeee why do i visit ashy joints. Yes:
1. My game is so lame, i can't sweet-talk a lady to bed
2. Come on, I've some few bucks to throw away, after all i'm Tafa Balogun's first son
3. mess morals, i'm cool as long as my sexual urge is satisfied
4. My reasons are endless, i could go on and on and on and on,

Conclusion.
I'll rather convince my uncle's wife to nut her butt than to walk into an 'osere' joint.








Okay, you got me. I could settle for a quickie, yes, but only in Jos. Well, you can't tell a hooker from a hooker or a hooker, cause the're all hookers.
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