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dani1luv
Dani, Romade and Sylve
« on: July 29, 2009, 10:10 AM »
One day, 3 men (dani, romade, sylv) rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.

After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Dan, Mr. Dan, are you here?"

"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.

"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"

"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."

About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. rommy, Mr. rommy, are you hear?"

"I'm right year Doc," he said.

"Mr. rommy, great news, triplets!"

"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."

A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Sylve, Mr. Sylve, are you here?"

"Right here docta," he said.

"Wonderful news! It's-"

"Wait a minute!" sylv said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7 to 11."





Tytylayor dun born either 7 or 11 children 4 sylv wonderful Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin
ibkaye
Re: Three Nairalanders
« #1 on: July 29, 2009, 10:26 AM »
Hiss
dani1luv
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #2 on: July 29, 2009, 10:27 AM »
I Pity You Tongue
ibkaye
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #3 on: July 29, 2009, 10:28 AM »
 :p
dani1luv
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #4 on: July 29, 2009, 10:29 AM »
Error Cheesy Tongue
ibkaye
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #5 on: July 29, 2009, 10:29 AM »
You still smell though
sylve11
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #6 on: July 29, 2009, 10:32 AM »
@Dani nice one! Cool


@Ibikaye, fine girl how far? Cool
ibkaye
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #7 on: July 29, 2009, 10:32 AM »
A few metres, you?
dani1luv
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #8 on: July 29, 2009, 10:34 AM »
Dola Aiko. . Wiked girl Cheesy
ibkaye
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #9 on: July 29, 2009, 10:35 AM »
Potato Head
dani1luv
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #10 on: July 29, 2009, 10:39 AM »
Like Ibkaye's own
ibkaye
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #11 on: July 29, 2009, 10:40 AM »
Urm, no
sylve11
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #12 on: July 29, 2009, 10:43 AM »
Quote from: ibkaye on July 29, 2009, 10:35 AM
Potato Head

with weed on top, right? Cool
dani1luv
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #13 on: July 29, 2009, 10:48 AM »
Quote from: ibkaye on July 29, 2009, 10:40 AM
Urm, no
Cheesy
ibkaye
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #14 on: July 29, 2009, 10:49 AM »
Anywho you two, please, where is my food?  Huh
sylve11
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #15 on: July 29, 2009, 10:51 AM »
please subscribe to Mr. Biggs alert services Cheesy Cool
dani1luv
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #16 on: July 29, 2009, 10:54 AM »
I lyke you jare Cheesy
ibkaye
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #17 on: July 29, 2009, 10:55 AM »
What is a Mr Biggs  Huh
Ben-10
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #18 on: July 29, 2009, 10:57 AM »
Dani the joker
dani1luv
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #19 on: July 29, 2009, 10:58 AM »
MY SON hw you
Ben-10
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #20 on: July 29, 2009, 11:08 AM »
ya bow leg wife born twins, you dey happy
tytylayor
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #21 on: July 29, 2009, 11:14 AM »
7-11? which kain maths be dat
-4 Huh Huh
dani1luv
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #22 on: July 29, 2009, 11:20 AM »
Thank Gawd for the Modify Button Tongue
romsky
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #23 on: July 29, 2009, 11:20 AM »
tyty self sabi play away match
dani1luv
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #24 on: July 29, 2009, 11:23 AM »
lol. .  Cheesy

Romade AW FAR
sexyLeamon (f)
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #25 on: July 29, 2009, 11:23 AM »
funny Grin Grin Grin
dani1luv
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #26 on: July 29, 2009, 11:29 AM »
Serious Cheesy
tytylayor
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #27 on: July 29, 2009, 11:30 AM »
not funny jor
romsky
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #28 on: July 29, 2009, 11:31 AM »
Dani u dey lagos & i dey wiff my clumsy oya calculate
PeeJee (m)
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #29 on: July 29, 2009, 11:33 AM »
oribaje ooooooooo oribaje Cool
dani1luv
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #30 on: July 29, 2009, 11:36 AM »
Quote from: tytylayor on July 29, 2009, 11:30 AM
not funny jor
I'm less concerned Tongue


Quote from: romade on July 29, 2009, 11:31 AM
Dani u dey lagos & i dey wiff my clumsy oya calculate
58 metres. . You get sense jorh Cheesy


Quote from: PeeJee on July 29, 2009, 11:33 AM
oribaje ooooooooo oribaje Cool
Try YABA Left
sexyLeamon (f)
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve
« #31 on: July 29, 2009, 11:39 AM »
Quote from: tytylayor on July 29, 2009, 11:30 AM
not funny jor
I know is not easy to give brith to 11 babies Grin Grin
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