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Thor (m)
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I'm sorry, the guy is even worse than a 5year old. . .any help for him in kensington?
Could send him to reform school  I think someone on this forum eats too much dog 
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Tudór (m)
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silenttalk=tudor now want to form brand new stories about vinegar sha.
Does vinegar roast? Damn!
Its quite clear he meant something combustible, not vinegar
The illiterate goes around misquoting me all the while making quack presumptions when i've already cleared the air as far back as page one. . . so after the 'weak' acid roasts it. people eat it and it doesnt roast their digestive tract as well? oh i forgot they rince off the acid before eating it right?
Acid does not roast rather it's some sort of flavoring.
How petty, childish and dishonest can one be?
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Jakumo (m)
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Why are all these disgruntled elements complaining about this traditional African recipe for barbequed goat or dog meat ?
No matter ones opinion about the practice of barbecuing meat using all-terrain truck tires as cooking fuel, this story is ultimately one of cooking MODALITIES. Americans drive down to the supermarket to buy bags of charcoal briquettes that will fuel the outdoor preparation of char-broiled Texas longhorn steaks for the 4th of July picnic at the park, while Nigerian celebrants merely set fire to a few gasoline-soaked tires before grappling a volunteer dog or goat into the roaring flames.
In the final analysis, meat is cooked and eaten by people, with the only difference being that one meal winds up with an aromatic redwood charcoal flavor, while the other one bears a distinct aftertaste of burnt rubber and gas, and probably bit the chef before being subdued and cooked.
Please let us be sensitive to and tolerant of cultural differences, ladies and mantlepieces.
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blacksta (m)
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Why are all these disgruntled elements complaining about this traditional African recipe for babequed goat or dog meat ?
No matter ones opinion about the practice of barbecuing meat using all-terrain truck tires as cooking fuel, this story is ultimately one of cooking MODALITIES. Americans drive down to the supermarket to buy bags of charcoal briquettes that will fuel the outdoor preparation of char-broiled Texas longhorn steaks for the 4th of July picnic at the park, while Nigerian celebrants merely set fire to a few gasoline-soaked tires before grappling a volunteer dog or goat into the roaring flames.
In the final analysis, meat is cooked and eaten by people, with the only difference being that one meal winds up with an aromatic redwood charcoal flavor, while the other one bears a distinct aftertaste of burnt rubber and gas, and probably bit the chef before being subdued and cooked.
Please let us be sensitive to and tolerant of cultural differences, ladies and mantlepieces.
More like a pirelli or michellin after taste - Abeg no kill me with laughter.
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Thor (m)
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Why are all these disgruntled elements complaining about this traditional African recipe for babequed goat or dog meat ?
No matter ones opinion about the practice of barbecuing meat using all-terrain truck tires as cooking fuel, this story is ultimately one of cooking MODALITIES. Americans drive down to the supermarket to buy bags of charcoal briquettes that will fuel the outdoor preparation of char-broiled Texas longhorn steaks for the 4th of July picnic at the park, while Nigerian celebrants merely set fire to a few gasoline-soaked tires before grappling a volunteer dog or goat into the roaring flames.
In the final analysis, meat is cooked and eaten by people, with the only difference being that one meal winds up with an aromatic redwood charcoal flavor, while the other one bears a distinct aftertaste of burnt rubber and gas, and probably bit the chef before being subdued and cooked.
Please let us be sensitive to and tolerant of cultural differences, ladies and mantlepieces.
LMAO  Excellent
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redsun (m)
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When did toxic car tyres become a cultural thing for cooking in africa?it has always been fire wood as far as i know.
When people lack fundamental common sense,no amount of brainwashed education or schooling can make a difference.
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must_a_far
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Jakumo no go kill person o.
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Thor (m)
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When did toxic car tyres become a cultural thing for cooking in africa?it has always been fire wood as far as i know.
When people lack fundamental common sense,no amount of brainwashed education or schooling can make a difference.
That's is the exact moment that toxic tyres become part of the culture 
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Beaf
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. . .Saving thread to favourites
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redsun (m)
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Common sense is hard to come by,nigeria is full of empty heads,adults with the mentality of slow children,not been disrespectful to children with mental disabilities.
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silenttalk
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Hahahahaha, I be dey try form serious before, but these guys are really cracking my ribs with laughter.
So, yeah if you look at it from a sarcastic viewpoint. In the final analysis, everybody is a winner. Keep roasting the goat with the Tyre, and the short-term result is bronchitis (cough & catarrh).
Result of the "TYRE FOR GOAT ROASTING Analysis:
First winner (Michelin and Pirelli). Their tires still get effect even after been condemned. Second winner (The guy wen cook am). Third winner (People wen chop the tyre-flavoured roasted goat meat).
More winners Vicks for the catarrh, (seller of Vicks wins) Tom-tom for the cough (seller of tom-tom wins)
Long term , The expert says madness Hospital bill (Aro clinic guys win) Prayer for the cure (Almighty wins)
So, the cycle goes on. The question is, can we avoid all these health problems? What alternatives are there to the tyre thing?
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Thor (m)
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Has anybody ever tried cooking a goat with old foam mattresses or leaving it soaking overnight in kerosene?
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Tudór (m)
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@Tudor Just a small question. Would a goat roasted with tyres still be , how do I put it, 'haram'  Err do i look like an islamic scholar? 
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Iranoladun (f)
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The solution to this goat-tyre-roasting palaver is simple as I stated in my last post on Page 4!
After killing the goat ask the butcher to 'skin it'. No roasting with tyre or Kerosene; they simply scraped away the goat hairs with a sharp blade or knife and then start the filleting. I have been using this method for ages. 
Believe you me, you wouldn't even want to know what those who practice roasting of goat/ram throw inside the fire to make it 'burn fast' e.g. old plastic, foam, rubber slippers, pure-water nylon, polythene bags etc without knowing/considering the immediate and permanent health hazards from the fumes and on those who eventually eat the 'roasted goat'.If you must eat roasted goat, roast it yourself with fire wood or charcoal[i][/i]! 
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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I too love Nigerian's. . . ,carry go! @ FUN. "Snif snif"-but i wonder who really get mind roast Goat meat with Tyre Oo ,haha. .! never seen before in naija .
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oneluvb55 (f)
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how can one roast goat with tyres. na wa oh, anyway, if they don't roast it with tyres, wetin michelin go chop. but en no come mean say person go die in a bid to provide for michelin 
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mama-g
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This thread should be in the Joke section.
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Nezan (m)
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I no fit laugh, na firewood scarcity dey cause this one?
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omoabike
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Guys While it can be fun and easy to use every opportunities to cast aspersion on each other over some issues. I don't think we should see this issue as such. This is because this affect most of us in more ways than we think. If you have eaten goat meat, or bought raw goat meat from the market or even from some so called clean grocery stores in the country, you are most likely affected. A visit to the slaughter slabs in any major market in Nigeria would help in appreciating this. To the best of my knowledge as a Muslim I know we don't normally use tire to burn animals during festivals. Using old tires to burn animals is what people that sell the meat of these animals do. Considering the sheer number of animals that they have to process it is cheap for them to source old tires than using wood or even kerosene. The government needs to educate these butchers on the danger of using old tires to burn the animal flesh just like they did in educating bakers on the dangers of using potassium bromate in bread making. Also, there need to be strict monitoring of the way meat is being processed as it is a case of urgent public health matter. I must commend the Lagos state government efforts on this by their trying to enforce public health regulations on butchers activities in markets in Lagos State. Other state and local government just have to follow in doing this. Have you ever wondered, why we have such low life expectancies compared to some other countries, this is one of the reasons and most death in Nigeria attributed to spiritual problems are traceable to our consumption pattern. Cheers
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$osisi (f)
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madness or no madness, goat peppersoup anyone?
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$osisi (f)
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egusi soup with goat meat nko?
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sley4life (m)
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superstition
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whiteroses (f)
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eww i hate goat in my old school our house mistress had a goat named alaanuku and later found out it was a witch-craft goat since then i dont trust goat lol
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Beaf
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eww i hate goat in my old school our house mistress had a goat named alaanuku and later found out it was a witch-craft goat since then i dont trust goat lol
Which one be witch-craft goat again! 
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whiteroses (f)
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Which one be witch-craft goat again!  na my house mistress goat alaanuku we found him one morining very exhausted and wounded so our house mistress adopted him but we dint know he was evil  that goat will open our food and eat straight from the hot pot, stare from the window when changing, open tight locked cooler and eat our food and one time we gisted the boys hostel about alaanuku they all came to look at him, with all honesty alaanuku had a fight with senior okpara an igbo guy they literarilly exchanged blow that goat faced him and was jumping and kicking him with horn lol one woman told us the goat is demonic, we had a night vigil and it got lost about four days later, true story though i'm serious
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$osisi (f)
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na my house mistress goat alaanuku we found him one morining very exhausted and wounded so our house mistress adopted him but we dint know he was evil  that goat will open our food and eat straight from the hot pot, stare from the window when changing, open tight locked cooler and eat our food and one time we gisted the boys hostel about alaanuku they all came to look at him, with all honesty alaanuku had a fight with senior okpara an igbo guy they literarilly exchanged blow that goat faced him and was jumping and kicking him with horn lol one woman told us the goat is demonic, we had a night vigil and it got lost about four days later, true story though i'm seriousThere's nothing I won't hear in this place ROFL
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Beaf
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na my house mistress goat alaanuku we found him one morining very exhausted and wounded so our house mistress adopted him but we dint know he was evil  that goat will open our food and eat straight from the hot pot, stare from the window when changing, open tight locked cooler and eat our food and one time we gisted the boys hostel about alaanuku they all came to look at him, with all honesty alaanuku had a fight with senior okpara an igbo guy they literarilly exchanged blow that goat faced him and was jumping and kicking him with horn lol one woman told us the goat is demonic, we had a night vigil and it got lost about four days later, true story though i'm serious Kai! What a wonderful goat! Alaanuku!  Naughty goat, staring at babes changing! God, this Michellin matter has many dimensions! Anyways, I think one of the people at the prayer was responsible for roasting that goat! maybe wit tyre sef! De goat no lost! 
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must_a_far
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goat opening lockers.  simple english one of y'all was stealing. goat fighting, then i guess none of you had butchering utencils available?
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