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MrCrackles (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #192 on: August 04, 2009, 01:46 AM »

Quote from: whiteroses on August 04, 2009, 12:56 AM
na my house mistress goat alaanuku we found him one morining very exhausted and wounded so our house mistress adopted him but we dint know he was evil    Grin Grin Grin that goat will open our food and eat straight from the hot pot, stare from the window when changing, open tight locked cooler and eat our food and one time we gisted the boys hostel about alaanuku they all came to look at him, with all honesty alaanuku had a fight with senior okpara an igbo guy they literarilly exchanged blow that goat faced him and was jumping and kicking him with horn lol one woman told us the goat is demonic, we had a night vigil and it got lost about four days later, true story though i'm serious

Bloody lie! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Undecided Undecided Undecided
must_a_far
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #193 on: August 04, 2009, 02:03 AM »

lmao, u see notice
PurestBoy (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #194 on: August 04, 2009, 05:22 AM »

Hmm, wetin my ears never hear for this NL.
whiteroses (f)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #195 on: August 04, 2009, 10:11 AM »

Quote from: MrCrackles on August 04, 2009, 01:46 AM
Bloody lie! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Undecided Undecided Undecided
its true o thats the goat is fearless or maybe just bad case of aggresion but so many things it does that doesnt have a logic explanation and sometimes funny but truth to God his behaviour is not ordinary
Maleeq (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #196 on: August 04, 2009, 11:57 AM »

Quote from: whiteroses on August 04, 2009, 12:56 AM
na my house mistress goat alaanuku we found him one morining very exhausted and wounded so our house mistress adopted him but we dint know he was evil    Grin Grin Grin that goat will open our food and eat straight from the hot pot, stare from the window when changing, open tight locked cooler and eat our food and one time we gisted the boys hostel about alaanuku they all came to look at him, with all honesty alaanuku had a fight with senior okpara an igbo guy they literarilly exchanged blow that goat faced him and was jumping and kicking him with horn lol one woman told us the goat is demonic, we had a night vigil and it got lost about four days later, true story though i'm serious
@whiteroses
You should consider being a stand-up comedian!!!
This is the funniest thing I've heard on nairaland in a mighty long time! I've been laffin outta-control since. . . makes me wonder if I am ok or if the roasted goat madness dey worry me!!!  Grin
silenttalk
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #197 on: August 04, 2009, 12:18 PM »

"na my house mistress goat alaanuku we found him one morining very exhausted and wounded so our house mistress adopted him"

More like,  We relocated him,

why the goat no go fight, when una detain am against him wish.

"it got lost about four days later"
2 things involved.
Either the original owner came to relocate his previously relocated goat.
or
the goat was roasted in one michelin tyre.

Can you remember any black smoke coming from around the school area?
whiteroses (f)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #198 on: August 04, 2009, 12:43 PM »

@maleeq lol
Quote from: silenttalk on August 04, 2009, 12:18 PM
"na my house mistress goat alaanuku we found him one morining very exhausted and wounded so our house mistress adopted him"

More like, We relocated him,

why the goat no go fight, when una detain am against him wish.

"it got lost about four days later"
2 things involved.
Either the original owner came to relocate his previously relocated goat.
or
the goat was roasted in one michelin tyre.

Can you remember any black smoke coming from around the school area?
lol we dint take him against his will though we just fed him and he came again in afternoon and dint go away and since then it became hostel's property Grin we were just being merciful like his name implies merciful people still remains(alaanuku)
Oluschenco (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #199 on: August 04, 2009, 01:15 PM »

Can people be that stupid to roast goat with tyres. Anyway i only eat (tinu-eran) intestines and the likes.
Oluschenco (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #200 on: August 04, 2009, 01:20 PM »

Quote from: MrCrackles on August 04, 2009, 01:46 AM
Bloody lie! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Undecided Undecided Undecided

Alaanuku's observer, are u not bold enough to fight the goat before u called omo-ibo, anyway that's what those ibo guys likes.
sabaestate (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #201 on: August 04, 2009, 02:15 PM »

I want to experiment it myself.

if you have the faith to eat with me

post your contacts here so i can tell

you where to meet.
kamalydeen (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #202 on: August 04, 2009, 02:29 PM »

If it's not madness how can someone use Tyres to Roasted meat and Peoplem knows and eat the food Huh
blacksta (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #203 on: August 04, 2009, 05:42 PM »

Quote from: sabaestate on August 04, 2009, 02:15 PM
I want to experiment it myself.

if you have the faith to eat with me

post your contacts here so i can tell

you where to meet.

U can start with your family.
kkkossy (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #204 on: August 04, 2009, 06:44 PM »

a guy next door door  jst ran mad after munching N50 worth of suya Grin
deyg (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #205 on: August 05, 2009, 12:37 AM »

1st of all,dis is not funny.wat did goat do 2 deserve been burnt wit a tyre.i pity the goat ooooo.
Beaf
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #206 on: August 05, 2009, 01:30 AM »

Revolution by goat! Post some tyre roasted goat meat to your governor, senators etc!!! Grin Grin Grin
deyg (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #207 on: August 05, 2009, 01:33 AM »

y governor.senator. y not , sssshhhhhhhh.i no say anything oooooo
Beaf
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #208 on: August 05, 2009, 02:02 AM »

Quote from: deyg on August 05, 2009, 01:33 AM
y governor.senator. y not , sssshhhhhhhh.i no say anything oooooo

No wonder 9ja is always failing! I forget Yar Adua!
For baba goslow, we need to roast Alaanuku the witch craft goat with tyre rubber, make e chop; Then de man go kpai! Grin Grin Grin
Vuitton (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #209 on: August 05, 2009, 11:18 AM »

Na waa  Shocked Nigeria will soon start spreading the latest epidemic across the globe - Mad Goat disease
chrisical (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #210 on: August 05, 2009, 11:32 AM »

Quote from: blacksta on August 04, 2009, 05:42 PM
U can start with your family.

hehehehehe
Thor (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #211 on: August 05, 2009, 11:54 AM »

Quote from: blacksta on August 04, 2009, 05:42 PM
U can start with your family.

Why would he roast his family with truck tyres?  Grin Grin
sweetpain
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #212 on: August 05, 2009, 12:02 PM »

@Topic
No way a goat can be that delicious- being an expert (sampler) myself.
Thor (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #213 on: August 05, 2009, 12:20 PM »

Goat sucks anyway, very inferior meat and a goat usually eats any old crap  Sad

That is why there are so many goats in Nigeria as there is so much crap and rubbish for them to eat  Undecided

Give me a piece of succulent beef or a rack of tender lamb chops any day  Grin Grin Grin
MUZBO (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #214 on: August 05, 2009, 01:25 PM »

Quote from: Thor on August 05, 2009, 11:54 AM
Why would he roast his family with truck tyres?  Grin Grin
Lmao
Usiola (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #215 on: August 08, 2009, 02:50 AM »

I promise, i wont lie.
This is d craziest thread ever!
Tears r rolling down my cheeks due to uncontrollable fits of laughter

Roasting goat with tyre!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
then Alaanuku, the adopted evil fighting goat.

Una dey craze for here!!!! Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy
blacksta (m)
Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert
« #216 on: August 08, 2009, 08:00 AM »

Quote from: Usiola on August 08, 2009, 02:50 AM
I promise, i wont lie.
This is d craziest thread ever!
Tears r rolling down my cheeks due to uncontrollable fits of laughter

Roasting goat with tyre!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
then Alaanuku, the adopted evil fighting goat.

Una dey craze for here!!!! Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy

u never see anything yet -
DEBOLABI
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