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vizion (m)
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A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he couldn't move. "Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish...please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!"
That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher's feet.
"Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive
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micklplus (m)
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Oh God ! i can't stop laughing.That was crazy .That is the original hell fire.
Gbam
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kronkykay (m)
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joke sounds like 500 years old
still nice though
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tope_teadr (m)
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This is the 8000th time I'm seeing this. . .
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nightnurse (f)
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Please forgive me and grant me just one wish, please make a Christian out of tope_teadr for he is a lier  |
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success123 (m)
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now tope nil down let me pray for u, according to night nurse there are some lying demons in u and we must destroy right away, but u must cooperate and allow us to wipe u with bloom so as to cleans u from all lying sickness. thank u.
please reach back to me success.
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segunpc (m)
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God really made a Christian out of the bear. because he blessed the food before eating |
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success123 (m)
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yes, u are right
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newdeal
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no be lion again? na bear now? anyway, thanks, mr. poster, at least there will always be a first-timer to read this!
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chioya (f)
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foooddddddddddddddddddd.
lol
cool joke
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lexicon (m)
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Old but still funny.
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gentlefuck
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Abeg Vision, na here wey ur own vision stop, well d numba u called with this joke is not available, will u please try later, n if i may suggest, try harder next time,
2 funny that i 4got 2 laugh.
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Jeovy (m)
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, then you may never laugh again
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gentlefuck
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sori that i pulled d band string, but i will laugh last.
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gentlefuck
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sori that i pulled d band string, but i will laugh last.plz retract ur statemen, because i know u b man of vision.
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