Future Of Rock Music In Nigeria

      Hmmm.cld it be cinnamon?
                     Whitemeat?
                      def not strawberry

   I cant upload anything yet, my network is not allowing it
     So u guys gatta chill

nah, try again,  your close!

hey, i'd luv to hear your stuff too_{hope u don't sound like my grandpa}

gamine, if u r really serious bout  rock music & u got d talent den go for it girl.
u'll just have to find a way to infuse naija flava into it and create something different

jeremiah gyang, age bika and seargent plus are a few of d artistes dat i know who have infused rock into thier music and i just luv it!

go for it!!!

. . . And Action!

Yo whatsa crackin'?! This gbade. x a.k.a "The G-man" anchoring the late night G-spot news and telling y'all lovesick mofos in here to shut tha fcuk up.  My guest partner's that slut Big Shishi of the crew flomirakulus where loud mouthed faggots suck the juice out of Shishi.

Gbade - "The thread "future of rock music in Nigeria" which started as an enquiry into the rockers of 9ja, has somewhat turned into an avenue for a budding hook -up btw budding rocker gamine and budding unrocking hook-upper magneto. While our hookup-o-meter was up all night, there have been slight traces of diff. flavours of this err, look alike "diego and paloma" thingy. Blackberry,raspberry, honey, heck even whipped cream, u name it. . .

Big Shishi - ". . .and this where i come in. Now the rapper tourney about ta. .  ."

Gbade - ". . .shut the fcuk up, fool! <takes a gun and shoots Shishi in the leg, while watching with glee as he howls in pain> "

gbade- don't u see they're in luv?!

Ok, back to the news. While i'm happy i shot that she-male in the leg, this is also another avenue for hookups. Heterosexuals, he-shes, she-hes, he-hes, she-shes, those unsure are all welcome.

Gamine, pls provide the hotline fo' messages.

The G-man's out.

HELLO GAMIE ,I BELIEVE THERE'S A GROWING AUDIENCE OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE YOUR KINDA OF MUSIC ,I PLAY THE GUITAR AND HAVE DECIDED TO RECORD ,I'M A ROCK FAN TOO AND I'M TRAVELLING ON THE SAME ROAD AS YOU ,MAY'BE WE SHOULD TALK .DON'T LET ANYTHING DISCOURAGE YOU ,YOU'LL BE CHEATING YOUR SELF IF YOU DO THAT.KEEP YOUR HEAD UP.WE REALLY SHOULD TALK. bigbusinessng@yahoo.com drop me a line or two and i'll holler back

gbade u dey craze well well b4 o, hahahaaa,  lol! i dey feel u sha!

@Gamine - dont mind him dear, he jus jealous! 
                 
                  as for the flavor, i was thinking goat meat peppersoup and a bottle of sompn_{to match} flavor
                  lol, ok jus kidding, i meant banana/apple shake flavor with some lemon twist, mmmmm, yummy


*btw* - modups is right about fusing the naija thingy in your music. u know, make it sound more original. the guy i gave u his digits did a song like that called "i don taya" and its widely popular in PH radio stations. definitely rock, but with a naija flavor. cant wait to hear your stuff too _{*imitating my grandpa's voice* "im a rocker, yeees ooO00oooo"}, 
                   
               

The G-man's jealous? Ha! Ok, fine. . .sorta !

< Shishi tries crawling away in pain, but The G-man's quick and nabs the she-male in the, ummm. . . . . nuts. Shishi howls in agony. 'nuff said>

The G-man's jealous? Ha! Ok, fine. . .sorta !

< Shishi tries crawling away in pain, but The G-man's quick and nabs the she-male in the, ummm. . . . . nuts. Shishi howls in agony. 'nuff said>

     Gbade.X we don hear oooo , yes your jealous
     Magneto, Banana is a no no for me (*shakes head, aaargh, my tummy hurts again)
     

@ Gamine - no banana?!! honey, u dey miss something o. bananas are very medicinal u know. infact i became converted after i got a mail from a friend. u might wanna read it, maybe it'll change your mind. as for your hurting tummy, _{ahem, did i mention that i do belly massage?}



lol @ G-man,  shove your grenade pudding up your ass!

gbade. x walks into the arena, assesses the situation around him. And then goes into an abandoned phone-booth and transforms into. . . . . . . . .

THE G-MAN!

Flyer than a muthafucka on a kite, faster than Twista on a track, it's tha G-man!!

<goes to magneto, takes the grenade pudding, shoves it up his ass, then goes ahead to give him a super-duper irreversible magnum-sized wedgie. What next? Ka-BooM!!! 'nuff said.>

@ gamine,

please whoop my ass. It sure turns me on. Like Justin Timberlake said, "u can whoop me if i misbehave"

banana pudding medicinal? Bah!! Gamine, try akpeteshi or sepe. That should work.

buhahahahaaaa, !! a super hero that drinks sepe! roflmfao !
damn, now i know what u do in dem phone booths.


<gbade. x walks into the arena, assesses the situation around him. And then goes into an abandoned phone-booth,_{gulps a couple shots of sepe} and transforms into. . . . . . . . .>

THE GIN-MAN!  _{of course mixed wit lemon grass, or monkey tail!}

@magneto,

Hey, watch your mouth, mayne! . Thou shall not use tha G-Man's name in vain!

<tiptoes back into the phonebooth, brings out a 4 litre bottle of sepe, custom-made. Passes a cup to magneto, then goes ahead to give Gamine 2 pints of akpeteshi. What happens? 15 minutes, Gamine starts to cry. Why is she crying? Because she is so "happy". I smiled, the akpeteshi was beginning to work wonders. 30 minutes later, Gamine starts reciting Avogadro's Law while magneto had started pissing in his pants and crying for his mackintosh!   >

'nuff said.

 Sepe and akpeteshi are locally made alchoholics (gin). They don't go through much processing like the much finer ones e.g calypso or sh.t like that. They also don't go through refining like the rest.

Jesus, i can't believe you didn't even know what sepe and akpeteshi are. What planet did you fall out from, . MARS or  planet XYTOPUV 0.5?

hahahahahaaaa, 

men, u are sompn else! lol!


@gamine - well whaddaya know, our G-man is a danfo driver _suo!