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blissieng (f)
Your Nursery Rhymes.
« on: August 06, 2009, 04:23 PM »

Tubun tubun mess kalaba

Iya mala pu
Amala mala kain kain

tubun don mess. . .

Grin
teissys (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #1 on: August 06, 2009, 04:31 PM »

*Locks thread and throws the keys into d Indian Ocean. . . Cheesy
Ben-10
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #2 on: August 06, 2009, 04:35 PM »

I know what ble would do if it were someone else dat posted this
blissieng (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #3 on: August 06, 2009, 04:37 PM »

 Tongue

. . .  who mess am, na ojo

Ojo say na teacher. . .

*common guys, it'll be fun*
blissieng (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #4 on: August 06, 2009, 04:53 PM »

. . . teacher say na the class prefect mess am Pu!
Ben-10
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #5 on: August 06, 2009, 05:02 PM »

Rabbish Cheesy
blissieng (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #6 on: August 06, 2009, 05:03 PM »

Ben,  that ya head don dey touch?
Ben-10
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #7 on: August 06, 2009, 05:06 PM »

just feel a little of the pains. . dat's all I want.
blissieng (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #8 on: August 06, 2009, 05:10 PM »

pain? whatever do you mean medear?


Angry
dani1luv
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #9 on: August 06, 2009, 05:21 PM »

This is what i call a very stale joke Undecided Lips sealed
Ben-10
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #10 on: August 06, 2009, 05:24 PM »

you don retaliate. . . oya WKP, make I face ble.
dani1luv
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #11 on: August 06, 2009, 05:50 PM »

I nor hold ya b4
blissieng (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #12 on: August 07, 2009, 01:36 PM »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

my enemies plenty, but BABA God no go gree!
alfchye (m)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #13 on: August 08, 2009, 07:19 AM »

Bread and Butter (we are gonlogo we are gonlogo 3times) 2x
  My dear Baby.
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #14 on: August 10, 2009, 12:02 PM »

lol ;d
benedictac (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #15 on: August 10, 2009, 12:12 PM »

female orifice cat female orifice cat

where have u been

I've been to London

to see the queen

what did she she give u

bread and butter

where is mine

up in the sky

how can i get there

climb a ladder

if i fall

i dont care
romsky
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #16 on: August 10, 2009, 12:19 PM »

Bread & Butter baskelebe
me je o gbona baskelebe
ma je o tutu baskelebe

omo de yi kilo mu?


Aeroplani o dabo ba mo ki iya mi eleko
eko meji to yo mi to yo mi
to o mi o to yo mio
baskelebe idi re be

tyty ti kowe
e gbe o dodo
to ba dodo ti ko we
e sha ni knakna
tyty fun wotan o pelu pata re gigan

mister marcaroni riding on his bicycle
if u want to marry me mister marcaroni
bom bom cicilia bom bom cicilia bom bom cicilia
mister marcaroni

who is in d garden?
A little fyn girl
can i come & see her no no no no
follow me a little boy

2,4,6, to make it agawigi agawigi 2,4,6 if u say 1 u r out of d game so 2?

who stole the meat from the cooking pot?
Ble stole the meat from the cookin pot
u mean me?
yes u
it couldnt be
then who?

Dani stole the meat from the cooking pot. . . . .
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #17 on: August 10, 2009, 12:19 PM »

Rain rain go away . .come again another day little mukina wants to play Grin
Studio CFR (m)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #18 on: August 10, 2009, 12:22 PM »

@poster!

better remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.   Cool

mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #19 on: August 10, 2009, 12:25 PM »

Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the little boy who lives
down the lane.
Grin Cheesy Grin
romsky
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #20 on: August 10, 2009, 12:26 PM »

HIP for the Hip for the Hipopo
P O P O for the hipopo & T A M U S for the hipopotamus HIPOPOTAMUS

Johnbull my son i sent u to skul u dont know ow to spell your name
J O H N B U double L u dont know ow to spell your name
Johnbull my son i sent u to skul u dont know ow to spell your name

Holiday is coming no more morning bells, no more call tisha pet
gud bye tisha gud bye scholars i'm going to spend a jolly holiday


STUDIO JOIN D FUN NOW ABI U NO GO NURSERY SKUL NE!
sweetliet
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #21 on: August 10, 2009, 12:30 PM »

twinkle twinkle little star

how i wonder what u are

up above the world so high

like a diamond in the sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
romsky
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #22 on: August 10, 2009, 12:31 PM »

paw paw is a type of fruit
sweet lyk a sugar
yellow lyk a fanta
everybody lus pawpaw
PAWPAW

London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair Lady.

Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair Lady etc
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #23 on: August 10, 2009, 12:33 PM »

Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
Leave them alone and they'll come home,
Bringing their tails behind them.
Little Bo peep fell fast asleep
And dreamt she heard them bleating,
But when she awoke, she found it a joke,
For they were all still fleeting.
Then up she took her little crook
Determined for to find them.

memories  Cry
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #24 on: August 10, 2009, 12:34 PM »

Hey Diddle, Diddle,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock.
benedictac (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #25 on: August 10, 2009, 12:35 PM »

once i saw a little bird
coming hop hop hop
so i cried a little bird
will u stop stop stop
as i was going to the window
to say how do u do
then he shook his little tail
and away he fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #26 on: August 10, 2009, 12:36 PM »

Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #27 on: August 10, 2009, 12:37 PM »

Ginger o ginger salt water Ginger!!

faroh faroh purampampam  Grin Grin

romsky
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #28 on: August 10, 2009, 12:40 PM »

Old roger is dead & gone to his grave hum ha gone to his grave
they planted a apple tree over his grave hum ha over his dead
the apple grew ripe & ready to drop hum ha ready to drop
there came a high wind & blew them all off hum ha blew them all off
there came an old woman to pick them all up hum ha pick them all off
old roger got up & gave her a knock hum ha gave her a knock
which made d old woman go hipperty hop hum ha hipperty hop
romsky
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #29 on: August 10, 2009, 12:43 PM »

Solomon groundi
born on monday
xtine on tuesday
married on wednesday
took ill on thursday
worse on friday
died on saturday
buried on sunday
this is d end of solomon groundi
benedictac (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #30 on: August 10, 2009, 12:44 PM »

Do a dear pemale dear

ray a toto golden sun

me a name i call myself

far along long way to luuuuuuuuun

so a neddle pulling thread

la a note to follow so

tea a drink with jam and bread

Dat will bring us back to do

Do re me fa so la ti doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo




i used to enjoy it then
romsky
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #31 on: August 10, 2009, 12:51 PM »

Quote from: benedictac on August 10, 2009, 12:44 PM
Do a deer female deer

ray a drop of golden sun

me a name i call myself

far a long long way to ruuuuuuuuun

so a neddle pulling thread

la a note to follow so

tea a drink with jam and bread

Dat will bring us back to do

Do re me fa so la ti do so do




i used to enjoy it then


When u read u begin with A B C
when u sing u begin with DO RE ME
DO RE ME the first 3 notes just happen to be DO RE ME

DO RE ME FA SO LA TI DO

wen u know the note to sing u can sing it any time
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