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benedictac (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #32 on: August 10, 2009, 12:53 PM »

Captain, thanks

always captain
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #33 on: August 10, 2009, 12:57 PM »

Little Tommy Tucker sings for his supper,
What shall we give him? Brown bread and butter.
How shall he cut it without a knife?
How shall he marry without a wife?
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #34 on: August 10, 2009, 12:58 PM »

Boy's boots are big so when boys walk, boys big boots go bum bum bum
girls shoes are small so when girls walk, girls small shoes go ket ket ket Grin Grin
benedictac (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #35 on: August 10, 2009, 12:59 PM »

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down and broke his pot

and Jill came running after
benedictac (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #36 on: August 10, 2009, 01:01 PM »

1 2 3 4 catching fishes all alive

why did u let them go

because they bite my finger so

which finger did they bite

alittle finger on my riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #37 on: August 10, 2009, 01:02 PM »

who remembers hands on your hips and shaking your tiny bom bom Grin

I feel , i feel, i feel
I feel like the morning sky
i feel i feel i feel
oh i feel like the morning sky
lady shoo fly  don't bother me
shoo fly don't bother me
shoo fly don't bother
cuz i belong to somebody

mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #38 on: August 10, 2009, 01:02 PM »

"Oranges and lemons" say the bells of St. Clement's
"You owe me five farthings" say the bells of St. Martin's
"When will you pay me?" say the bells of Old Bailey
"When I grow rich" say the bells of Shoreditch
"When will that be?" say the bells of Stepney
"I do not know" say the great bells of Bow
"Here comes a candle to light you to bed
Here comes a chopper to chop off your head
Chip chop chip chop - the last man's dead."
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #39 on: August 10, 2009, 01:04 PM »

 Grin this is what scares my pikin to sleep Grin Grin

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown,
Tapping at the window and crying through the lock,
Are all the children in their beds, it's past eight o'clock?
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #40 on: August 10, 2009, 01:06 PM »

a big big baby who had a red ball, he kicked it in the goal, he score score one Grin Grin Grin

PE was crazy meeehn Grin
romsky
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #41 on: August 10, 2009, 01:06 PM »

Trees are tall
Trees are green
trees are the loveliest things i av seen
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #42 on: August 10, 2009, 01:06 PM »

Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are?
Up above the world so high , like a diamond in the sky
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #43 on: August 10, 2009, 01:08 PM »

i remember the mumblings in this rhyme, plenty of us nor fit remember the lines Grin
we go shout wella when we get to "this is the house that Jack built "  Grin Grin Grin


This is the house that Jack built!
This is the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cat that killed the rat
That ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.
This is the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the priest all shaven and shorn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cock that crowed in the morn
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the farmer sowing his corn
That kept the cock that crowed in the morn
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built!
romsky
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #44 on: August 10, 2009, 01:11 PM »

When u see a traffic light
there is something you should know
RED means stop
YELLOW means ready
GREEN means go & go & go
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #45 on: August 10, 2009, 01:15 PM »

One two buckle my shoe
Three, four, knock at the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight
Nine, ten, a big fat hen
Eleven, twelve, dig and delve
Thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting
Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen
Seventeen, eighteen, maids in waiting
Nineteen, twenty, my plates empty
romsky
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #46 on: August 10, 2009, 01:21 PM »

This is my basket i'll carry it so then off to the market
i've been to the market
it was a nice day
i'll empty my basket & put it away
romsky
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #47 on: August 10, 2009, 01:25 PM »

As i was going to the market going to the store
i turn around 2x
i dont know wia to stop
S T O P
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #48 on: August 10, 2009, 01:26 PM »

Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
We'll all have tea.
Sukey take it off again,
Sukey take it off again,
Sukey take it off again,
They've all gone away.
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #49 on: August 10, 2009, 01:26 PM »

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #50 on: August 10, 2009, 01:29 PM »

Rock a bye baby on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock,
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all.
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #51 on: August 10, 2009, 01:35 PM »

Pat a cake, Pat a cake, baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it and mark is with a 'B',
And put it in the oven for baby and me.

Cheesy Grin Cheesy
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #52 on: August 10, 2009, 01:39 PM »

 Grin Cheesy Grin

Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John,
Went to bed with his trousers on;
One shoe off, and one shoe on,
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John!
romsky
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #53 on: August 10, 2009, 01:40 PM »

hey fiddle diddle
d cat & d diddle
d cat jump over the moon
the little dog laff
2 see just a fun
& d diddle ran away with d spoon
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #54 on: August 10, 2009, 01:45 PM »

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Apple in the morning - Doctor's
warning
Roast apple at night - starves the
doctor outright
Eat an apple going to bed - knock the
doctor on the head
Three each day, seven days a week -
ruddy apple, ruddy cheek
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #55 on: August 10, 2009, 01:47 PM »

chei!! my favourite Grin we danced eh Cry

i wan small again oh Cry


The Owl and the P ussy Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely P ussy, O P ussy, my love,
What a beautiful P ussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful P ussy you are!"

P ussy said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #56 on: August 10, 2009, 01:49 PM »

 Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin

Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?
The king was in his counting house counting out his money,
The queen was in the parlour eating bread and honey
The maid was in the garden hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose!


mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #57 on: August 10, 2009, 01:51 PM »

There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together in a little crooked house
nich (m)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #58 on: August 10, 2009, 01:59 PM »

i have a little pain sir
in my little chest sir
any time i cough sir
it causes a little pain sir
ke e ke e ke e
there it is again sir
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #59 on: August 10, 2009, 02:02 PM »

 Grin Cheesy Grin

Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life,
As three blind mice?
firestar (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #60 on: August 10, 2009, 02:05 PM »

Have you ever seen a tortoise, crawling slowly on its way?
Slowly creeping,
Slowly crawling,
Fifty yards in half a day?
Why so slowly- Ohh! so slowly! Does it creep from place to place?
With that very- Ohh! so very, tired look upon its face!
Its not because its lazy, or because its old or slow. . .
If you were carry a house, how quickly would you go? 
firestar (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #61 on: August 10, 2009, 02:12 PM »

In the night,
Mosquitoes whine. . .
Hungry for your blood and mine.

Clever people always get. . .
Under a mosquito net.

Safe there,
While mosquitoes whine;
Hungry for your blood and mine.
mukina2 (f)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #62 on: August 10, 2009, 02:16 PM »

Starlight star bright,
The first star I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Have the wish I wish tonight.
Studio CFR (m)
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes.
« #63 on: August 10, 2009, 02:18 PM »

Mukina wish she still dey 3years old sha.
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