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anayoe (m)
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yes for real let's be true and play this game.
If you have 60 seconds to toast a girl what would you tell her,
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emorse (m)
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I love you, talk your own.
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Chukzy001 (m)
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I'll simply tell her: Baby, I dreamt that U slapped me and then U kissed me and I woke up wonderin.
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v3nom4eva (m)
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Baby, we kissed in my dreams ONLY to wake up seeing u beside me. . .then i'll bolt b4 she volte-fasse
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sexyLeamon (f)
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bad line guys
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v3nom4eva (m)
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bad line guys
Ok. . .here's another, "Hey there, i've ONLY got 60secs to spend an eternity with you" hey there my sexybutt |
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Mivoh (f)
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How about this one:
Let's just cut to the chase, here's the key to my heart. . . and my hotel room 
If the girl no slap you then you're in luuuuck 
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romsky
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hi i luv your attire, mind introducing me to your tailor 
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sexyLeamon (f)
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@ v3 what about these: funny but cute
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there by
the way what's your name?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Hey, do you believe in love at first sight,or should i walk before you again
. is your nickname summer ? cuz u r hot
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Is it hot in here or is it you?
As she's leaving, Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
P.S only use them if you are stupid pick up lines do not work on most ladies I hate them
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Ben-10
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Rabbish! they've moved another one here.
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v3nom4eva (m)
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@ v3 what about these: funny but cute Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!. . . errm, OLD!!You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there by the way what's your name?. . . I SHUD shoot u for dis 1, no girl would wanna fall 4 DAT!!!Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. . . Na lekpa she be??Hey, do you believe in love at first sight,or should i walk before you again. . . FUNNY . is your nickname summer ? cuz u r hot . . *Undecided*Don't you know me from somewhere? . . *hot slaps**this is touching  , if only she has a crib* Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. . . *9ice* Is it hot in here or is it you? As she's leaving, Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! *blank bullets*Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. *she'll say "sure as long as u dont jerk off too" *
P.S only use them if you are stupid pick up lines do not work on most ladies I hate themAs long i can use em on u. . .we're good |
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Studio CFR (m)
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i reserve my comment. Lol
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debest1 (m)
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its kind of difficult to say, because its got to be spontaneous and depend on the circumstance in which you met her, so while all the above lines may be cool, it may not apply to the circumstance. The best line is the one you didnt have time to rehearse, just spontaneous
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nich (m)
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@ topic,
depends on the time & place.
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lysaa (f)
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empty heads, can't even think eh?
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clemcykul
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hey beiby . . , .*smile briefly and put on a poker face*, i think u are the girl for me
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aniola01
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Ok, How abt this one: ''pardon my forwardeness,
i dont mean to stop you,
its just that i cant resist asking a beautiful girl like u for your friendship, do you mind?
my name is ola and u re?''
if she can tell u her name, then u have got her attention, and the rest as u know is history!
Actually, i am planning to use this line some day and i hope it wont fall me!
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romsky
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of cuz deary u'll get her mama's name & pop's mobile number
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pchima (f)
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heaven must be misssing an angel cos you are right in front of me,  |
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nich (m)
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check out the following lines 'copied' from yahoo messenger's audibles
1. hello . . . Cupid called. He says to tell you i need my heart back.
2. so, do you like fat guys with no money?
3. Arrr! your booty shivers me timbers
no be me talk o.
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Jeovy (m)
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Ok, How abt this one: ''pardon my forwardeness,
i dont mean to stop you,
its just that i cant resist asking a beautiful girl like u for your friendship, do you mind?
my name is ola and u re?''
if she can tell u her name, then u have got her attention, and the rest as u know is history!
Actually, i am planning to use this line some day and i hope it wont fall me!
60 Seconds Oga, stammerer like u |
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lysaa (f)
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gbam!
the guy na heavy oyarner
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Mivoh (f)
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60 Seconds Oga, stammerer like u
I could just IMAGINE  |
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Jeovy (m)
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Baby, we kissed in my dreams ONLY to wake up seeing u beside me. . .then i'll bolt b4 she volte-fasse
Thank God am a guy |
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lysaa (f)
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. . the end pocket of the crap that follows  |
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netotse (m)
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walk up to her smile and say. . . hey. . .i dont have a lot of time and you seem like a really cool person, it'd be cool if we could catch up later. . .can i have your email(it she doesnt answer she prolly isnt worth it ) |
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lysaa (f)
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if she answers that means she's stupid
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