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FL Gators
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I said it! You're seeing someone else. Who is 5'3? Do you want me to give you a brief details of the booties I saw? You're so jealous!! I hope you won't try to shoot me like McNair was, or I'll beat you up like Chris did Rihanna.  heheehe, beat me up? Obviously you havent met my bro, dayo. Na him go scatter scatter your face with his knuckles  No be you be 5'3? Thought so. . . . |
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TheSeeker (m)
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heheehe, beat me up? Obviously you havent met my bro, dayo. Na him go scatter scatter your face with his knuckles No be you be 5'3? Thought so. . . .  |
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FL Gators
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Hmm, I like a man with a big gun.
Do your thang
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Moyola (f)
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Krazie! i juz did. . .watchu gon du?!  |
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Moyola (f)
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U just won a million$$$!!!
million£££!! haha! ah wish! AwWwWw!! arntchu lucky?! well njoy wyl it lastz, kuz wen yu kum 2 yur senses. . .opz! May 'yur' luv blossom is wot i meant! |
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TheSeeker (m)
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Hmm, I like a man with a big gun.
Do your thang
I got a shotgun too. Look at my profile pic and imagine what I can do to your almighty and 'knuckleful' brother. Bring it on  |
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FL Gators
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I got a shotgun too. Look at my profile pic and imagine what I can do to your almighty and 'knuckleful' brother. Bring it on So you're friends with MJ? You've gone and bleached your skin too? |
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TheSeeker (m)
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So you're friends with MJ? You've gone and bleached your skin too?
Yes, I'm his proxy. But I, on the other end here, am having a good life |
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oyinda. (f)
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see them! yeye ppl. shior |
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platinumnk (f)
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see them! yeye ppl. shior where is your ode to your love  |
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TheSeeker (m)
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where is your ode to your love
I will cut off your head if I catch you peeping on any woman, oh dear seeker, I will kill you.
If you hurt me, my tall brothers will come and beat you down like a conquered king, oh dear, I'm afraid to hurt you
If there's anything I'm interested in, it's your properties and money, that's why I want a beautiful wedding in California, etc.,
How romantic?! |
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platinumnk (f)
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Her poem will go thus:
I will cut off your head if I catch you peeping on any woman, oh dear seeker, I will kill you.
If you hurt me, my tall brothers will come and beat you down like a conquered king, oh dear, I'm afraid to hurt you
If there's anything I'm interested in, it's your properties and money, that's why I want a beautiful wedding in California, etc.,
How romantic?!
awwww I can call her crazy |
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FL Gators
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Her poem will go thus:
I will cut off your head if I catch you peeping on any woman, oh dear seeker, I will kill you.
If you hurt me, my tall brothers will come and beat you down like a conquered king, oh dear, I'm afraid to hurt you
If there's anything I'm interested in, it's your properties and money, that's why I want a beautiful wedding in California, etc.,
How romantic?!
talking 'bout me? Yes, I'm his proxy. But I, on the other end here, am having a good life I see, I see. Enjoy my dear, thats what this life is about |
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TheSeeker (m)
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Thank you
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oyinda. (f)
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hahaa seeker u must be outta your mind rotfl pls let's hear your ode
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na2day? (m)
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If u dont like it please ignore my post To my love, I love you, I dont know what ive been if Ive never met you I'll probaly be fine, but now I cant imagine my life without You  I jump whenever we talk, though i might not say much. . . And I am grateful to the love u show every day. I never knew what was heaven on earth till I found you. Baby, you know who u are And this is for u. Thanks for allowing me to sparkle And those who feel the same: feel free to post  wow! i didnt know i touched your heart so deeply; well, u are so very much welcome crazy |
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TheSeeker (m)
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hahaa seeker u must be outta your mind rotfl pls let's hear your ode
Here goes:
Oyinda love, everything I'm ready to give up so I can be with you,
In spite of all our 'differences' I still loff you so mussshhh that I come to NL for you only,
Everything about you is making me shift from Gators to you, oh, how I wish I had seen you earlier,
I dreamt you'll look elegant in a pink dress on a romantic dinner night in a cozy restaurant close to the riverside,
Oh how I'll love your smile, how radiantly beautiful you'll look, how sweet your voice will sound as that of the birds,
Oyin love, the question is, will you be as sweet as the chocolate on your profile pic? |
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oyinda. (f)
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wow such beautiful poetry. your lips must be coated with either concentrated fructose corn syrup or pure honey. either way u try small sha ah didn't know my pic n posts don't connect. i sure will try to do sumfin abt that. either i get sweeter or my pic will become more bitter. i'll think about what to do to correct that. lol |
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TheSeeker (m)
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wow such beautiful poetry. your lips must be coated with either concentrated fructose corn syrup or pure honey. either way u try small sha ah didn't know my pic n posts don't connect. i sure will try to do sumfin abt that. either i get sweeter or my pic will become more bitter. i'll think about what to do to correct that. lol |
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na2day? (m)
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Yes, lost in love. Start the night vigil that I never find myself every evil spirit of oyinda that is controlling my brother, I bind u, i cast u into the gutter, be release! |
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TheSeeker (m)
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every evil spirit of oyinda that is controlling my brother, I bind u, i cast u into the gutter, be release!
The spirit is too strong. Try some fast along with the prayer. Can you speak in tongue too? The Bible says where two or more people are gathered, there the presence of God is - Try bringing Gators to the fore too |
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na2day? (m)
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The spirit is too strong. Try some fast along with the prayer. Can you speak in tongue too? The Bible says where two or more people are gathered, there the presence of God is - Try bringing Gators to the fore too don't worry, i will add fasting after i have had my breakfast, as for tongues, will spanish mixed with hausa do? |
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TheSeeker (m)
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don't worry, i will add fasting after i have had my breakfast, as for tongues, will spanish mixed with hausa do?
Get on the spiritual superhighway |
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na2day? (m)
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Get on the spiritual superhighway i hear there is currently heavy traffic there |
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TheSeeker (m)
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i hear there is currently heavy traffic there |
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na2day? (m)
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Try the subway, Drive, wherever. Can you go by air? i tried trekking on the clouds but kept falling through, so much for cloud 9 |
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IFELEKE (m)
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I said it! You're seeing someone else. Who is 5'3? Do you want me to give you a brief details of the booties I saw? You're so jealous!! I hope you won't try to shoot me like McNair was, or I'll beat you up like Chris did Rihanna. Seeker!  |
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