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UgoChick
I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« on: November 20, 2006, 07:54 PM »

Hi please any doctors in d house? D situatn is that my guy came inside me,
queen2 (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #1 on: November 20, 2006, 07:56 PM »

funny enough Cheesy
what do u mean by he came inside u? Huh
mukina2 (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #2 on: November 20, 2006, 07:57 PM »

can you be more explicit Huh Smiley
crazykid (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #3 on: November 20, 2006, 07:59 PM »

Quote from: queen2 on November 20, 2006, 07:56 PM
what do u mean by he came inside u? Huh
She means he inserted his rod into her center of excellence Grin Grin

@Topic
Both of you should sit down and discuss.
you are now family people,
t00 cUTE (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #4 on: June 22, 2008, 08:08 PM »

Quote from: queen2 on November 20, 2006, 07:56 PM
funny enough Cheesy
what do u mean by he came inside u? Huh

she means he put himself inside her,

i mean his whole body Grin Grin Grin
arianne (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #5 on: June 22, 2008, 08:13 PM »

he came inside u ke? u be door? Huh

tie ti ba e! 
Negro_Ntns (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #6 on: June 22, 2008, 08:19 PM »

@poster,
No,problem.Just tell him his performance inside you will be delivered in 9 months. While you are waiting, buy gps wrist watch (don't tell him it has gps) give him as gift for the good job. Men have tendency to abscond after such incredible performance.
arianne (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #7 on: June 22, 2008, 08:23 PM »

Quote from: Negro_Ntns on June 22, 2008, 08:19 PM
@poster,
No,problem.Just tell him his performance inside you will be delivered in 9 months. While you are waiting, buy gps wrist watch (don't tell him it has gps) give him as gift for the good job. Men have tendency to abscond after such incredible performance.

lol,  u know, they are never ready to harvest the crop.
saucekid (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #8 on: June 22, 2008, 08:26 PM »

uhm . . . .
he pumped ogi into you!
thats nice Grin
t00 cUTE (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #9 on: June 22, 2008, 09:11 PM »

Quote from: saucekid on June 22, 2008, 08:26 PM
uhm . . . .
he pumped ogi into you!
thats nice Grin

thats nasty Cool Cool
Quote from: arianne on June 22, 2008, 08:13 PM
he came inside u ke? u be door? Huh

tie ti ba e! 


abi ohhhhhhhh, that is what am tryin 2 understand Grin Grin
ifyalways (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #10 on: June 22, 2008, 09:13 PM »

old ^post.OP should by now be a proud mum  Cheesy
Mesmerize (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #11 on: June 22, 2008, 09:15 PM »

Quote from: arianne on June 22, 2008, 08:13 PM
he came inside u ke? u be door? Huh

tie ti ba e! 

lmao Cheesy
saucekid (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #12 on: June 22, 2008, 09:15 PM »

@ too cute
whats nasty there?
thats nutritious ogi we're talkin about oooo
ibkaye (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #13 on: June 22, 2008, 09:16 PM »

@topic
me too  Cry
saucekid (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #14 on: June 22, 2008, 09:24 PM »

hunnie
are u cryin??
*brings my kerchief*
Method-Man (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #15 on: June 22, 2008, 09:54 PM »

@Poster

Na only you wey them go first cu.m inside

Wetin u want make we do?

Make i kiss OBJ becoz them splash akamu inside your toto?!

Comot there
tope2000 (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #16 on: June 22, 2008, 09:56 PM »

Please na, i am under 18 oo. don't corrupt me Cool Cheesy
NubianQ (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #17 on: June 22, 2008, 10:49 PM »

oh he did Shocked Shocked

get over your self! big deal, you have had sex,  so what should we do? go look for the come?

wht didnt u geta cumshot? atleast it wldve made good entertainment
dudu19 (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #18 on: June 22, 2008, 10:55 PM »

@method-man , abi them dey come inside u tooo?Huh?
vivaladiva (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #19 on: June 22, 2008, 10:56 PM »

morning after pill
all the best sweety come
henry007 (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #20 on: June 22, 2008, 11:00 PM »

help ke? aah olodo ni shiooooo when u don nak your toto 4 d fridge finish,use candle fry your kini eh 2 comot d come e no gree u, kon dey ask 4 help  go kpansh naa oshiiiiiiiiiii
reka
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #21 on: June 22, 2008, 11:05 PM »

thats like gaining some fat nutrients u knw,  it's cool though. go take care of yourself barbie,
Method-Man (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #22 on: June 22, 2008, 11:06 PM »

Quote from: dudu19 on June 22, 2008, 10:55 PM
@method-man , abi them dey come inside u tooo?Huh?

nope
na me just cu.m for woman toto, that nah why e tey before i reply u my guy!
how body?
idey_craze
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #23 on: June 22, 2008, 11:07 PM »

@poster - u must be a goat.
Mesmerize (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #24 on: June 22, 2008, 11:08 PM »

Quote from: Method-Man on June 22, 2008, 11:06 PM
nope
na me just cu.m for woman toto, that nah may e tey before i reply u my guy!
how body?
You sef!  Grin
Method-Man (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #25 on: June 22, 2008, 11:10 PM »

Quote from: Mesmerize on June 22, 2008, 11:08 PM
You sef!  Grin

we run riot right here ma

u no d drill Grin
Mesmerize (f)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #26 on: June 22, 2008, 11:11 PM »

Quote from: Method-Man on June 22, 2008, 11:10 PM
we run riot right here ma

u no d drill Grin
Wink
dudu19 (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #27 on: June 22, 2008, 11:21 PM »

@method-man, 

i dey ooo my guy, u self dey try u too long;

hope say no be delay ejaculation ma guy.
Method-Man (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #28 on: June 22, 2008, 11:23 PM »

Quote from: dudu19 on June 22, 2008, 11:21 PM
@method-man, 

i dey ooo my guy, u self dey try u too long;

hope say no be delay ejaculation ma guy.


na freeway my guy, i just splashed away, no delay, both parties satisfied! Grin

henry007 (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #29 on: June 22, 2008, 11:26 PM »

shytzzz u guys are all pregnant
LAKANYE~ (m)
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #30 on: June 22, 2008, 11:28 PM »

Its amazing how a man and a woman engaged in conceptus intercourse together, but ONLY the woman is left behind the scene to bear the consequences. THE BOBO PROBABLY FORGOT ABOUT THE DAY OF EVENT, but the woman is now left ALONE to deal with the consequences.




 UGOCHICK, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT AT THE TIME, if not, thats a double blow Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
enspirito
Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help!
« #31 on: June 23, 2008, 04:13 PM »

ugochick, don't mind them hypocritical fools castigating u and trying to make fun of ya. holla me on 08088019757
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