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Sam Milla (m)
Re Arrangements
« on: November 21, 2006, 06:37 PM »

GEORGE BUSH : When you rearrange the letters : HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY : : DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST : : EVILS AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN : : BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION : : A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE : : HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES : : CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY : : IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW : : WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS : : ALAS NO MORE ZS

A DECIMAL POINT : : I M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES : : THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO : : TWELVE PLUS ONE

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA : : TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
Alexos (m)
Re: Re Arrangements
« #1 on: November 21, 2006, 09:48 PM »

This is absolutely wonderful.

Wow Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
babake81 (m)
Re: Re Arrangements
« #2 on: November 22, 2006, 12:28 AM »

Sam Milla,  u r d best humour merchant on this forum!!!   Grin
Sam Milla (m)
Re: Re Arrangements
« #3 on: November 23, 2006, 06:21 PM »

thanks @babake81
Mystique (f)
Re: Re Arrangements
« #4 on: November 24, 2006, 10:54 AM »

Nice, real nice Cheesy
Man-eater (f)
Re: Re Arrangements
« #5 on: January 23, 2007, 09:44 AM »

i totally agree sam milla is the best joker
GeeCee (m)
Re: Re Arrangements
« #6 on: January 23, 2007, 10:11 PM »

damn 2 good.
Sam Milla (m)
Re: Re Arrangements
« #7 on: January 25, 2007, 01:42 PM »

John and his wife Mary were having a shower together in their upstairs bathroom when the doorbell rang. Mary heard the bell, got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around her, went downstairs, and opened the door.

Their neighbor Charlie looked at her from the doorway, and said, "Oh. I see that I got you out of the shower. Sorry about that."

"That's all right," Mary said, "What do you want?"

Not too much,  my goodness you have beautiful skin. It's so pink from the shower. Mary, if I was to give you a thousand naira, would you remove the towel from your upper body?"

Mary thought about it for a minute, figured why not, for a hundred bucks, and removed the towel from her breasts.

"Wow," Charlie exclaimed, "they are truly beautiful. Listen, for another thousand bucks would you consider taking the towel all the way off?"

"Why not," Mary thought, "that's a lot of money," and she dropped the towel completely to the floor.

Charlie had a good look, complimented her again on her fine looking body, reached into his pocket, took out two thousand naira, gave it to her, and left.

As she got back up stairs and was getting back into the shower, John asked her who was at the door.

"Just Charlie," she said, as she started to rub his back.

"Charlie Eh," said John, "Did he give you the two thousand naira he owed me?"
tytylayor (f)
Re: Re Arrangements
« #8 on: May 20, 2008, 03:38 PM »

so nobody see this yjoke since? Shocked Shocked
Sam Milla (m)
Re: Re Arrangements
« #9 on: May 20, 2008, 05:06 PM »

and now that u have seen it?
ibkaye (f)
Re: Re Arrangements
« #10 on: May 20, 2008, 05:08 PM »

good one Cheesy
tytylayor (f)
Re: Re Arrangements
« #11 on: May 20, 2008, 05:19 PM »

tnk u Grin
Cayon (f)
Re: Re Arrangements
« #12 on: May 20, 2008, 09:55 PM »

creative Cool Cool
Quote from: SAM MILLA on November 21, 2006, 06:37 PM
GEORGE BUSH : When you rearrange the letters : HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY : : DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST : : EVILS AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN : : BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION : : A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE : : HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES : : CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY : : IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW : : WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS : : ALAS NO MORE ZS

A DECIMAL POINT : : I M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES : : THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO : : TWELVE PLUS ONE

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA : : TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
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