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xynerio (m)
Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood
« on: August 21, 2009, 06:10 PM »

1. THE PREGNANT VIRGIN: Is there another mary on earth and precisely Naija. How can a virgin be pregnant without squashing?         

2. VIRGIN PROSTITUTE: This one baffles me, what is a prostitude? A prostitude is one(woman) who offer her body for sex in exchange for money. A prostitude means already having sex in exchange for money.               

3. MISSING ANGEL: Who said his angel is missing God or Man? God is omnipresent he sees everything then how can u say his angel is missing. Whether God's angel or Angel of death, it is really senseless to say they are missing. Trying to copy CITY OF ANGELS.             

There are other mistakes we make in our movie industry most especially titles, sometimes titles contradict to actions. List some senseless ones u know.
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #1 on: August 21, 2009, 06:12 PM »

Expect anything from trashy Nolly-junk. . .
Movie industry full of jokes and gobblydygooks!
Pssf. . . .
,mama-gee (f)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #2 on: August 21, 2009, 07:13 PM »

You can expect anything from an industry who has ran out of ideas.
z-murda (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #3 on: August 21, 2009, 07:21 PM »

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z-murda (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #4 on: August 21, 2009, 07:22 PM »

I know there are many nonsensical movie titles, but I am sure even the most avid watchers haven't seen this:

how many times have i told you?

if i was the one

na me be this

yahoo yahoo gals in Okija shrine

love without laughter

mamagee and mrcrackles in love

money no reach.

If anyone needs ideas for movie titles, please contact me. I am very prolific.

Grin
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #5 on: August 21, 2009, 07:35 PM »

ROFL!!! Grin Grin Grin

Try, . . .Two rats, . . . Shocked Shocked Shocked

Calculator. . . . Embarrassed Embarrassed

Tom and Jerry Undecided Undecided

Hot money Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Mental case Shocked Shocked

Chruch Prostitute. . . Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed

Hottest babe. . . . Huh Huh

PS. Watched most of 'em , . . .they are mad funny tho, . . . . Lips sealed Cheesy Cheesy
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #6 on: August 21, 2009, 08:23 PM »

Quote from: TOYOSI20 on August 21, 2009, 07:35 PM
Calculator. . . . Embarrassed Embarrassed

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Cheesy Grin
SeanT21 (f)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #7 on: August 22, 2009, 04:59 AM »

My Private Part

I Am Not Stupid

Could This Be Love

Love Against The Law

Money Love

Love Oh Love

When Love Dies

Magic Love

Real Love

Hot Love

Last Celebrity

Hope Alive

Red Light

Harvest of Love





OgidiBoy (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #8 on: August 22, 2009, 05:02 AM »

Quote from: SeanT21 on August 22, 2009, 04:59 AM
My Private Part

I Am Not Stupid

Could This Be Love

Love Against The Law

Money Love

Love Oh Love

When Love Dies

Magic Love

Real Love

Hot Love

Last Celebrity

Hope Alive

Red Light

Harvest of Love








Don't be talking shit about Nollywood, which one did Liberia produce?
SeanT21 (f)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #9 on: August 22, 2009, 05:09 AM »

Where is the shit I am talking?? Undecided
by.dot
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #10 on: August 22, 2009, 06:01 AM »

Na una dey spoil naija, to encourage these people in the industry na wahala
noble_gas1 (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #11 on: August 22, 2009, 07:56 AM »

Quote from: xynerio on August 21, 2009, 06:10 PM
1. THE PREGNANT VIRGIN: Is there another mary on earth and precisely Naija. How can a virgin be pregnant without squashing? 2. VIRGIN PROSTITUDE: This one baffles me, what is a prostitude? A prostitude is one(woman) who offer her body for sex in exchange for money. A prostitude means already having sex in exchange for money. 3. MISSING ANGEL: Who said his angel is missing God or Man? God is omnipresent he sees everything then how can u say his angel is missing. Whether God's angel or Angel of death, it is really senseless to say they are missing. Trying to copy CITY OF ANGELS. There are other mistakes we make in our movie industry most especially titles, sometimes titles contradict to actions. List some senseless ones u know.
 

lol, Instead of me watching Nollywood films, i ll rather watch TOM & JERRY, looks hilarious to me, @ least i ll know am watchin Fiction
philip0906
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #12 on: August 22, 2009, 08:10 AM »

Quote from: noble_gas1 on August 22, 2009, 07:56 AM
lol, Instead of me watching Nollywood films, i ll rather watch [b]TOM & JERRY, looks hilarious to me, @ least i ll know am watchin Fiction[/b]
There is a tom and jerry film acted by those 2 short men(akin and pawpaw) Cheesy Grin.
Quote from: SeanT21 on August 22, 2009, 04:59 AM
My Private Part - Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

I Am Not Stupid- Cheesy Grin Grin

Could This Be Love- Undecided Undecided

Love Against The Law- Undecided

Money Love- Undecided Undecided


Love Oh Love- Shocked Shocked Grin Grin

When Love Dies- Undecided Undecided

Magic Love-  Shocked Undecided

Real Love- Undecided

Hot Love- Undecided

Last Celebrity- Cheesy Lips sealed

Hope Alive- Undecided

Red Light- Grin Grin

Harvest of Love-  Undecided






useless films. Shocked Cheesy Grin
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #13 on: August 22, 2009, 11:32 AM »

Quote from: OgidiBoy on August 22, 2009, 05:02 AM
Don't be talking shit about Nollywood, which one did Liberia produce?
Are you confused? Huh
Where is the shit she is talking about?
And even if she was, is it not true?
Nollywood is a pile of coagulated semen, take it or leave it!
Psssf. . . . .
by.dot
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #14 on: August 22, 2009, 01:15 PM »

na waooo
bgees (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #15 on: August 22, 2009, 04:08 PM »

chelsea vs liverpool Angry


beyonce and rihanna Embarrassed
~Borat~ (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #16 on: August 22, 2009, 07:41 PM »

on the other hand, i guess the title of this thread shoud be 'sensible movie titles',
i reckon most are senseless
chyk91 (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #17 on: August 23, 2009, 12:34 AM »

ukwa( bread fruit)
area scatter.
by.dot
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #18 on: August 23, 2009, 03:35 PM »

Scatter scatter Tongue
bgees (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #19 on: August 23, 2009, 04:07 PM »

iran iraq!
playah P (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #20 on: August 23, 2009, 10:37 PM »

Living in bondage
chiogo (f)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #21 on: August 23, 2009, 10:49 PM »

^ ay ay, that was a good movie. Back then, they knew what they were doing.

@topic, oh hell no, don't get me started  Grin

- Could this be love?  Tongue
- My wife, my mother  Cheesy
- Sister Mary
- Dangerous love
- Dangerous sisters
- Jealous lover
- Missing angel  Huh
- Hammer  Lips sealed
- Two rats
- Aki and pawpaw(is that a movie?)
- The foolish goat
- The boy is mine
- Love, where are you?  Tongue
- My love


Abeg, I lost track, haven't watched 'em in a grip and yes, I did watch most of 'em.  Smiley
Atreus (m)
Re:
« #22 on: August 24, 2009, 10:07 AM »

Ancestral spear. Love and likeness.
rokiatu (f)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #23 on: August 24, 2009, 12:26 PM »

Quote from: SeanT21 on August 22, 2009, 04:59 AM
My Private Part

I Am Not Stupid

Could This Be Love

Love Against The Law

Money Love
Love Oh Love

When Love Dies

Magic Love

Real Love

Hot Love

Last Celebrity

Hope Alive

Red Light

Harvest of Love






sick Grin Grin Grin
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #24 on: August 24, 2009, 12:46 PM »

Quote from: SeanT21 on August 22, 2009, 04:59 AM
My Private Part  Shocked Shocked
I Am Not Stupid Embarrassed Grin
Could This Be Love Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Cheesy
Love Against The Law
Money Love  Shocked Shocked Embarrassed Embarrassed
Love Oh Love Shocked Shocked Grin LMFAO!
When Love Dies Shocked
Magic Love Angry Grin
Real Love Shocked Shocked Cheesy
Hot Love Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Tongue
Last Celebrity Embarrassed Shocked Grin
Hope Alive Shocked Embarrassed
Red Light Embarrassed Tongue Shocked
Harvest of Love Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed


*Speechless*
rokiatu (f)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #25 on: August 24, 2009, 12:49 PM »

what about the following: Grin

kiss my pain



Husband my foot
lol

he goat

long John  Cheesy

Area scatterer


Elastic Limit  Grin

shakira  what? Grin

karma of virgins na wah

Death Is A Woman   Huh Huh
2 rats  I didn't see any rat in th film Grin

Take me to mama  Huh Huh

marriage apart   Grin

Love apart   Grin

Wealth apart   Grin



MrCrackles (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #26 on: August 24, 2009, 12:51 PM »

Quote from: rokiatu on August 24, 2009, 12:49 PM
what about the following: Grin
kiss my pain Shocked

Husband my foot
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Cheesy
he goat Grin
long John Cheesy Shocked Cheesy
Area scatterer
Elastic Limit  Grin
shakira  what? Grin
karma of virgins Shocked Grin
Death Is A Woman   Huh Huh Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Angry
2 rats   I didn't see any rat in th film GrinAngry
Take me to mama WTF Shocked
marriage apart  Grin
Love apart  Grin
Wealth apart  Grin
I am fucking embarrassed! Embarrassed Embarrassed
wunmilyn (f)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood.
« #27 on: August 24, 2009, 01:26 PM »

hummmmmm

johnbull and rosekate          though funny
beyonce and rihana              i don't even understand dis, yet it has part 1,2,3 . . .
most wanted bachelor           Lips sealed
blessed among women           Lips sealed  
Reloaded                                dis is just wasting of money and time  Angry
when it lies in the heart          pure nonsense  Undecided
oge4real (f)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood
« #28 on: August 24, 2009, 02:01 PM »

The stupid names they give to the movies is not the major annoying trend with them.
What about their new method of naming parts 1&2, differently from parts 3&4 of the same movie?
galatico (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood
« #29 on: August 24, 2009, 02:17 PM »

Nollywood is full of shit,  There movie titles don't really make sense,  when you watch the fil itself it's crap inpersonated, you'll know how the film would end from the begining, a film is supposed to keep the viewers in suspense, in Nollywood's films the word suspense is missing!!!
pinky lady (f)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood
« #30 on: August 24, 2009, 02:25 PM »

Quote from: wunmilyn on August 24, 2009, 01:26 PM
hummmmmm

johnbull and rosekate          though funny
beyonce and rihana              i don't even understand dis, yet it has part 1,2,3 . . .
most wanted bachelor           Lips sealed
blessed among women           Lips sealed  
Reloaded                                dis is just wasting of money and time  Angry
when it lies in the heart          pure nonsense  Undecided

where did u get dat 4rm?   Grin Grin Grin Grin
xynerio (m)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood
« #31 on: August 24, 2009, 02:30 PM »

The most annoying movie I have watched is the nonsense EUROPE BY ROAD. I tell u the last Gulder ultimate search is more interesting than the yeye movie.
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