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fresh-B
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am there now
waitin, logged on?
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r_o_b_b_y (m)
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here one more optical illusion for you guys who fancy it.
look closely!!!
cheers
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Beautygyal (f)
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ok i got it fresh-B Hey robby wats up dt's scary but i on't c nothin or is it because am sleepy  |
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r_o_b_b_y (m)
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am cool.  look closer. the woman is going to open her eyes. its amazing. |
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Beautygyal (f)
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U no what am just about to go 2 bed so i think i'll do it 2morw night night sleep tite |
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a man was really really blessed by God while he was really really serious with God and always at the Church.
however, he decided to start huntin bears as a hubby. well, he started that as a hubby but then stopped goin to Church because he would hunt even on Sundays.
asked by God when hed go to Church, he said next Sunday. but each Sunday continued to hav next Sunday.
then it happened that he got tired one of thoz Sundays in the forest and decided to keep hi gun and take a little nap. within the period an angry bear was eagarly watchin him.
launchin attack on the man, the hunter woke, but knew he wouldnt get his gun before his devourer.
he immediately remembered God and prayed "oh God that you make this bear a Christian."
instantly, the bear stopped, lifted up his hands and Prayed "thank you God for this food"
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r_o_b_b_y (m)
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this is actually an old joke on naira land but it cracks me up each time i read it. here:
A man visited a doctor a because he had a problem bith his genitals. he told the doctor that it is really a big problem but that he must assure him he is not going to laugh at him because of it.
Doctor:No i wouldnt do that. i am a professional and i respect my patients a lot so be rest assured that i wont laugh at you for whatever reason
patient: (whips out his privates and shows the doctor)
before he could say something, the doctor burst out into an uncontrolable laugther (the type where you shed tears) and when he finally put himself togather, he quickly apologised.
doctor: i am very sorry that has never happened before in all my career. it just that those were the smallest privates i have seen in all my life. i am sorry and i promise it wont happen again. so what seems to be the problem?
patient: its swollen!
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fresh-B
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you mean its there already?
thas bad news then
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