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ramonacee (f)
Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« on: August 25, 2009, 09:54 AM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

hi people!!

my cousin married a calabar guy, at 32 she is already sagged!
my aunts neighbour too married a calabar guy, can explain her own! you'll think she sells pam slippers  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked  Shocked Shocked
two of my friends are dating calabar guys, they are already gettin saggd  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked no be say the guys don marry them  Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed
 this made me become scared of calabar guys, one asked my out some times ago fear catch me, i dont wanna have some sagged boobs, not at this time  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

b4 i forget,saw one of my old school mates also; she was datin this calabar guy then name effiong,calculatin the years i last saw her and when they both started goin out, i dont think its up to 5 years.
what did i see??? i thought she was just been milked like a cow!! to be sincere her boobs are dead and gone.  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

no disrespect to calabar dudes in the house.  Kiss Kiss  Kiss

sum1 help me out pls, hope what i think about calabar guys  isnt true??
oyinda. (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #1 on: August 25, 2009, 10:01 AM »

what a topic
women sag as they age. but sag faster if they have bigger boobs, have gone through a pregnancy (pregnancy growth causes sagging not breastfeeding!) etc
not because a calabar man is doing jazz on them. lol


the more pregnancies a woman has in her lifetime, usually the more her breasts will be very saggy. it has expanded (to feed the baby) and compressed back so many times (depending on the number of children)!
and we all know african women probably have the most kids. lol or maybe calabar women have more?
Ben-10
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #2 on: August 25, 2009, 10:12 AM »

Cheii  Cheesy
biola44 (m)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #3 on: August 25, 2009, 10:13 AM »

this is ridiculous!
ramonacee (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #4 on: August 25, 2009, 10:31 AM »

Quote from: oyinda. on August 25, 2009, 10:01 AM
what a topic

why u send your posts then, maam??  Tongue
ramonacee (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #5 on: August 25, 2009, 10:37 AM »

Quote from: oyinda. on August 25, 2009, 10:01 AM
the more pregnancies a woman has in her lifetime, usually the more her breasts will be very saggy. it has expanded (to feed the baby) and compressed back so many times (depending on the number of children)!
and we all know african women probably have the most kids. lol or maybe calabar women have more?

im not talkin about married ladies here, these ladies aint up to 30 yet(with the exception of the first 2 married ones i talked of).

and i know for certain that you dont need to hav justa kid to get sagged! ok
my cousin just had one, and shes just 32 for Gods sake she married when she was 28. huh?
my mom aint yet fully sagged for God's sake, yet she has 3 of us; the oldest been 31
saintneo
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #6 on: August 25, 2009, 10:46 AM »

test and see,
oyinda. (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #7 on: August 25, 2009, 10:51 AM »

Quote from: ramonacee on August 25, 2009, 10:37 AM
im not talkin about married ladies here, these ladies aint up to 30 yet(with the exception of the first 2 married ones i talked of).

and i know for certain that you dont need to hav justa kid to get sagged! ok
my cousin just had one, and shes just 32 for Gods sake she married when she was 28. huh?
my mom aint yet fully sagged for God's sake, yet she has 3 of us; the oldest been 31

maybe they have big breasts? big breasts sag faster.
and  the calabar men might be doing jazz on them afterall  Undecided go and seek a babalawo to find the solution. i don try
ramonacee (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #8 on: August 25, 2009, 10:52 AM »

@ ben and biola

na as i use see am oh  Grin Grin

Quote from: saintneo on August 25, 2009, 10:46 AM
test and see,

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AIR MARSHA
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #9 on: August 25, 2009, 11:09 AM »

try them and pls lets know the out come.
posakosa (m)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #10 on: August 25, 2009, 11:33 AM »

 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Jeffelix
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #11 on: September 11, 2009, 10:09 PM »

I am surprise that a topic like this will make you to freek out.

I am a Calabar guy. I have dated my fiancee for the pass three years and nobody has ever complained about any "sag".  Your subjects may have been 30 or less in years but please tell me do you know their physiological composition or what gene controls the size of the sagged areas?

But have you heard that Calabar guys and their womenfolk are better lovers?  We could talk about their tactics and try to learn the basics from a Calabar guy like me so that we will all live long with our partners.
z-murda (m)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #12 on: September 11, 2009, 10:20 PM »

Quote from: Jeffelix on September 11, 2009, 10:09 PM
I am surprise that a topic like this will make you to freek out.

I am a Calabar guy. I have dated my fiancee for the pass three years and nobody has ever complained about any "sag".  Your subjects may have been 30 or less in years but please tell me do you know their physiological composition or what gene controls the size of the sagged areas?

But have you heard that Calabar guys and their womenfolk are better lovers?  We could talk about their tactics and try to learn the basics from a Calabar guy like me so that we will all live long with our partners.

Na you, your family and friends sabi all the Calabar people for the whole world? Shuoo
Czarskit (m)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #13 on: September 11, 2009, 10:26 PM »

Quote from: ramonacee on August 25, 2009, 09:54 AM
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

hi people!!

my cousin married a calabar guy, at 32 she is already sagged!
my aunts neighbour too married a calabar guy, can explain her own! you'll think she sells pam slippers  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked  Shocked Shocked
two of my friends are dating calabar guys, they are already gettin saggd  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked no be say the guys don marry them  Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed
 this made me become scared of calabar guys, one asked my out some times ago fear catch me, i dont wanna have some sagged boobs, not at this time  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

b4 i forget,saw one of my old school mates also; she was datin this calabar guy then name effiong,calculatin the years i last saw her and when they both started goin out, i dont think its up to 5 years.
what did i see??? i thought she was just been milked like a cow!! to be sincere her boobs are dead and goneShocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

no disrespect to calabar dudes in the house.  Kiss Kiss  Kiss

sum1 help me out pls, hope what i think about calabar guys  isnt true??


Hehehehhe. . .
Potu (m)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #14 on: September 27, 2009, 01:05 AM »

My mom is from Calabar, my dad is from Akwa Ibom, and I live in the ghettos’ of America.  I have already learnt how to eat in bed, but I still have to get out of bed to toilet.
Potu (m)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #15 on: September 27, 2009, 01:08 AM »

Incidentally, suckling taste real good; with or without milk!
Ebonyeyes (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #16 on: September 27, 2009, 02:28 AM »

Them girls must have had big chesticules. The bigger the chesticules, the more gravity acts on it. Thats why humble chesticules are the best, less saggation in the long run Grin
TOYOSI20 (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #17 on: September 27, 2009, 03:28 AM »

Quote from: Potu on September 27, 2009, 01:05 AM
My mom is from Calabar, my dad is from Akwa Ibom, and I live in the ghettos’ of America. I have already learnt how to eat in bed, but I still have to get out of bed to toilet.

im soooooo confused what does this have to do wid "sagging"?? Undecided
Outstrip (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #18 on: September 27, 2009, 03:30 AM »

What could the men be doing to the breasts to make them sag
puskin
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #19 on: September 27, 2009, 03:41 AM »

. . .possìbly sucking ferociously on 'em boobies.
Potu (m)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #20 on: September 27, 2009, 04:53 AM »

Quote from: TOYOSI20 on September 27, 2009, 03:28 AM
im soooooo confused what does this have to do wid "sagging"?? Undecided
Dear Toy,

Given my backgraound and where I live, I am a "sagging" machine, with the opportunity to sag 'chesticules,' all day and all night. (lol)
Eshyy (m)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #21 on: September 27, 2009, 11:39 PM »

Geez dönt u no dat humans diffa u friends must hav b33n tyin 2 much wraper it kils d muscles supportin the boobs and  u need to apologize 2 all calabar dudes in the house. Infact y not try 1.& c
ThoniaSlim (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #22 on: September 28, 2009, 10:07 AM »

Ok! before it was Calabar gals. . .now what have my men done to you people again?  Undecided
Potu (m)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #23 on: September 28, 2009, 07:58 PM »

Quote from: ThoniaSlim on September 28, 2009, 10:07 AM
Ok! before it was Calabar gals. . .now what have my men done to you people again? Undecided


I love you!  Thanks for coming to our rescue.
y me (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #24 on: September 28, 2009, 08:01 PM »

rofl ;d ;d
posakosa (m)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #25 on: September 28, 2009, 09:33 PM »

Quote from: ThoniaSlim on September 28, 2009, 10:07 AM
Ok! before it was Calabar gals. . .now what have my men done to you people again?  Undecided

you are fineeee!   Shocked Shocked Shocked

If thats you,
ThoniaSlim (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #26 on: September 29, 2009, 05:41 AM »

Quote from: posakosa on September 28, 2009, 09:33 PM
you are fineeee! Shocked Shocked Shocked

If thats you,

Lol. . .yes that's me n thanx for the compliments. . .
genetokky (m)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #27 on: September 29, 2009, 06:33 AM »

This shows their suckabililty rate is extremely high. suckability is directly propotional to saggability Grin Grin Grin
ayo84 (m)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #28 on: September 29, 2009, 10:30 AM »

Quote
This shows their suckabililty rate is extremely high. suckability is directly propotional to saggability

lol
ThoniaSlim (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #29 on: September 29, 2009, 11:59 AM »

Quote from: genetokky on September 29, 2009, 06:33 AM
This shows their suckabililty rate is extremely high. suckability is directly propotional to saggability Grin Grin Grin

 Shocked  Shocked  Shocked whao!
ramonacee (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #30 on: September 29, 2009, 01:36 PM »

Quote from: ThoniaSlim on September 28, 2009, 10:07 AM
Ok! before it was Calabar gals. . .now what have my men done to you people again? Undecided

my sista no vex jare,  Grin Grin
no disregard to efik peeps in the house, i was just only curious  Embarrassed Embarrassed
ramonacee (f)
Re: Are Calabar Men Real "sag Machines"?
« #31 on: September 29, 2009, 01:39 PM »

Quote from: puskin on September 27, 2009, 03:41 AM
. . .possìbly sucking ferociously on 'em boobies.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin seriously ROFLMAO !!!

Puskin you no well ooo
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