Stock Market Tips For Nigerians

@faketan

lol, nice one

@Aktopgun and others, greetings to u all
I have largely been a silent reader but i post sometimes. Congrats to u AKT u are becoming a guru in chart analysis! What u did on mbenefits(to further analyse was a perfect "pan in the handle" formation. We are at the point of the handle which may last from two weeks to one month which is always noticeable with a volume dryout as indicated in your chart. My opinion is that this is the best time to buy mbenefit(in the handle area) for medium term investors or u may wait for a volume spike to confirm entry point. In addition to other tech parameters, u should also use the cup in the handle or pan in the handle formations. It works very well on the nse e.g utc cup formation(jan 2007- N1.22-N4.00), first alum etc. But always go with the trend i.e entrying with the upcoming bull cycle!!!
Kudos to u all , i ve enjoyed all your posts and am really humbled

@faketan

After this one,fake no fit remain for nairaland again.

Fake ti tan  

Krrush I still dee.

Just tell me how to manage it

Stumpy And The Plane
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year and every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane." Martha always replied, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs 10 dollars, and 10 dollars is 10 dollars."
One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 81 years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance." Martha replied, "Stumpy, that airplane ride costs 10 dollars, and 10 dollars is 10 dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's 10 dollars."
Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Stumpy and said, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but 10 dollars is 10 dollars."

No problem, u go chop. Please send the book to my email. chikamso  at yahoo.com. Happy easter in advance

The two supposed l's do not resemble themselves. so,

And also my banker(hope no be on top of my NSE loot hin dey get fat )

Not forgetting the fundamentalists!(na to siddon like Wanajo on top of BOC gases wey hin buy at 2 naira )

you are funny

@ Ioma,

   You're not only special, you're INTELLIGENT. Only an intelligent person can execute what you do.
 Na CPR dem take rescucitate me from one of your laughs early in the week.Keep it up.

@All UK based Nairalanders,

Proshare Nigeria intend to produce an Investment seminar in London for Nigerians in diaspora around July/August 2008 in conjunction with other collaborating analysts. The seminar would suit those with existing stock portfolio's as a personal portfolio screening excercise would be conducted for each participant. I am one of the facilitators and would like to seek your input as per content. What would you like to see/hear?, what are the issues that concern you in UK as an invetsor in the NSE? How do you use fundamental/technical (and emotional) analysis as decision making tools to maximise the returns on your investment?, etc,etc .Investors abroad tend to take more informed risks mainly due to their cashflow leaverage. Hence, there would be a session on short-term trading(CICO)-the minefields, the pitfalls and the rewards. All silent analysts, active analysts and investors on this forum are invited. There is also room for analysts here to take part (contact me-you don't need to be a stock broker). Watch this space !!

For those of una wey no no me & my brother Lincoln!!! 

All man to himself o, on strategy,  i no dey do advice pass the one wey i don recommend.
But, you have to look at your strategy - Long term or short term; diversified portfolio and other relevant considerations - bear market or bull market; market news and public news etc
My inclination is towards Hold based on my strategy. Fof2 don already proclaim Sell, but you missed the right window - so i am not sure if that still holds right now.

@blueband

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ehm ehm. Bye bye.