Stock Market Tips For Nigerians

Chei my eyes o! Green turning red! Yes lower opening and higher closing below the day's high. Today will help us more on this.

I talk am say my Ogas are coming. Up Upward

@debenzd thank you weli weli o.

@ALL Starcomms bidding what next? ebay i know but share or stock biddind i have no ideal how this works.
 I bids for starcomms with 3 others to meet the cash required "N20M" but it appears none of us know exactly what we bids for as 've not yet seen
the prospectus. any ideal what next?

thanks

@Eniyanman, na small guguru I still de try to become-o, but the candles can really reveal so much. We'll see what happens by close of market today

@Kashif and upward
God bless you guys o
i will be waiting to see what happen today

Guru ke? See say my pampers don comot for my waist We have the CGC - Candlestick Grand Commander - AKT!

Beyond all doubts, this is niwicable for today: Open -10.12, High -10.62, Low -10.00, Close -10.62.

18th Battalion of the Bulls infantry brigade are in the NSE now, armed to the teeth

bro this is good news from nsc today o
let us welcome mr bull to the market agin as they come in full force

Anybdy gt news 4 COSTAIN IPO ALLOTMENT?

@AKTOPGUN,

Thanks for your info and co. I'm kinda new to this thread but i have been given the responsibility of making R&D go round in my organisation. My colleagues are very interested in the stock market and i've been saddled with the job of making info available on local stocks, global stocks, real estate, etc.

i'll also be needing the help of all the contributors to this forum.

- Pls when is IAA listing their shares? I heard they are already returning some people's money.

- Also there is this rumour that UBA is about to rally because they are about to acquire Virgin Nigeria.

- Is Profund securities really undergoing a Pp or are they just issuing for Kajola Investment?

- what price do you think DLB Marines would offer their PP?

- I also don't understand your candle dynamics as i'm not forex-savvy. Can you please with an example break down very briefly the different views?

PLS, Any other person may lend a helping hand on these questions tho.

hope i'm not asking too many Qs

@Fatehrof2,
Haba, na you be Baba of many here-o, how I go come sharp pass you. Anyway, make we all enjoy the loot but you made a very important point there, keep an eye on the stock and no let greed catch you.

Johnholt really misbehaved today-o, I was eyeing the stock to attack at about 12. DO you really think it will come down soon??with all this bull we full everywhere?

PHB, I'm watching it but

@Fatherof2, na you we dey look o!. Me I don change my strategy qucik quick o!. I buy some shares in march when no pay me as they were too high. I must not make that mistake again. Na small small. You are a good teacher too! You should be proud of your students.

On GSK though, i don bail out(I never receive trade alert though) today. I am hoping I can get into another stock btw tomorrow & Friday to do d same as GSK. In d alternative, i hope my ajebo broket get me eterna today.

Either way, i am happy. My eye don open now thanks to you.

as loma no dey vissit this side agin make i try represent small

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
 The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
 My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is
 I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had enough.
She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
the principal what the situation was.

The principal told the
teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
 behave.

The teacher agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36"
 
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grader
should know.  The principal looks at the teacher and
tells her, "I think Harry can
go to the third-grade." 

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him
some questions?"  The principal and Harry both agree.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
 Harry: "Legs"
 Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
 Harry: "Pockets"
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could stop the answer, )
 Harry: "Coconut"
  Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: "What do men do standing up, woman do sitting down and dogs do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer, )
 Harry: "Shake hands"
Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
 Harry: "Yup"
Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do."
Harry: "Tent"
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
 when you're bored.  The best man always has me first."
(Principal was looking restless and bit tense)
 Harry: "Wedding Ring"
 Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me,
you feel good."
 Harry: "Nose"
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
 come with a quiver."
 Harry: "Arrow"
 Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"
 Harry: "Fire truck"
 
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
 teacher, "Put his ass in the fifth grade, I got the last ten questions wrong
 myself."

@all

anyone with knowledge on WEST AFRICAN GLASS
Am interested on it. does the company has an operating office?
abeg make una answer me

The PP King is WANAJO. He's somewhere around.

tommy t,

Is it just me? But I don't think that joke is very very appropriate for a thread like this.

Maybe if they are stock/business related jokes, it would sound better(loma would do it that way)



Once again, it may be just me but the joke just sounds one kind for this thread.

No hard feelings bro

You don crown me? Well, we dey give dog BIG name to hang am!!!

Starcomms bid was done. Payment was to be Monday 7th but now shifted to a later date.

Just learnt that it was 400% oversubscribed so people will only get a prorated allocation. Hopefully, now that the bid is completed, a date for payment will be set.