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yemo offa (m)
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The first girl i ever toasted was rita and we were in j.s3. My friends had persuaded me dt d girl liked me so i agreed to toast her and off they went to call her 4 me. Men,my heart was beating like a sledge hammer and i was sweating badly like a thief caught in broad day light. When d girl finally came out,whatever was left of d things i had crammed flew away.well to cut a long story short d girl refused and i thanked her profusely for my main concern was 4 d ordeal to be over. Guys share your own xperiences lets laff at our past foolishness
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Kunbee
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I am a girl so i wuldnt know  |
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Czarskit (m)
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~| It was way back in my sec. school, I winked at one of my teachers who was a corper & she winked back. Two days later we were shagging like bald toads! |~ We didn't use words, just 'Gestures' |~
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190 (m)
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yea corpers again
@post
i used 2 turn a stammer weneva i saw a girl i was in love wit
it was more terrible than my local secondary school exams then
u need 2 see my stammer!
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xavier3 (m)
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My 1st toasting was a mishap. it was in my sec. skool days. I was toasting the chic trying as hard as possible to recall my lines wit my heart beating like say na time bomb won explode wen i saw a dude at a corner during prep time at night crawling behind a chic begging for her love, wit goodies in his hands I had a re-think of things and i walked away saying i wuld neva do dat 4 love, cos i suck at hard to get and dat 1 don enta xtreme so my 1st toasting stop mid-way  But why must guys mind dey cut wen dem dey toast babe 4d 1st time. Na only d heart beat dem go dey hear and dem no go know wen dem commit grammatical blunder during the toasting proceedings. instead of wen i go aba i go buy u shoe e go b wen i go shoe i go buy u aba if u get wahala of heart beat wen u dey toast. i recommend diazepam since na wetin snipers dey use b dat. sha no talk say na me prescribe am  |
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yaris
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I almost burnt our house with the toaster. I used offoma bread. Its a long story but at the end of the day i had a burnt toasted bread. It wasn't funny.
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Enockia (m)
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my first toasting was fun, and very short
''i love u talk your own''
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biola44 (m)
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I almost burnt our house with the toaster. I used offoma bread. Its a long story but at the end of the day i had a burnt toasted bread. It wasn't funny. why didnt u use agege bread? |
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yaris
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Agege bread no sweet like offoma bread.
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Atreus (m)
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I didnt toast her,she toasted me,and ended up being my first shag. After her i never had problems toasting girls.
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biola44 (m)
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Agege bread no sweet like offoma bread. but toaster no fit burn agege bread |
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Mitchelin (m)
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Went thus: Couldn't say s@#t, had my tongue clinging to the roof of my mouth!!!
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yaris
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So agege bread get burn proof. I'll keep that in mind. Abeg Agege bread get sliced?
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biola44 (m)
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u'll slice it urself |
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yaris
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Don't you think it would be rough, if i slice it myself.
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biola44 (m)
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u'll slice it wit care n dont slice your fingers o |
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yaris
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Is this your number +2348033205582. I would like to call for toasting lectures with Agege bread.
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edogram. (m)
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well first toast gives heart bits. but depending on the girl. so its varies. i panic at first toast. is not only we guys! girls also panics
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biola44 (m)
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Is this your number +2348033205582. I would like to call for toasting lectures with Agege bread. use my YIM 4 futher enquiries |
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Enockia (m)
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slices agege bread lectures na wah o
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TheSeeker (m)
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My first girl did it to me. But as for the first girl I talked to, I think I did alright. We laughed for most of the time and she was busy playing too hard to get. She said she needed to see me as a serious student before she'd consider me (I went to class with a portable CD player in my ear everyday). I tried to bypass that determination she had and we were cool after a few days. Her name was Bimbo. But yea it felt good; she was so eager to listen to what I had to say, probably because she expected I'd say something because she knew I watched her. And her friend ended up getting upset because she thought it was going to be short but we ended up talking for hours about other random things -- but she was mine two days later
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190 (m)
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edogram and the seeker
are collapsed during their first session of toastin a girl randomly
lol
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yaris
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I'll try to get in touch. Am usually on mobile.
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stillwater (f)
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Hahahah, keep them coming. |
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@ngel0v3 (m)
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It went "SO WELL" you don't wanna know!
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donpaulo (m)
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disastrous!!! GOD!!! , my best friend had hinted her(they were neighbours) that i liked her and would want to see her in his Sitting room. Believe me, i thot it was going to be so easy but immediately she opened the door, guy, my liver cut!  As she sat down, i 'walked over' to the refridgerator,opened it to get her , nothing in particular; at this juncture, i was shaking and looking like someone suffering from parkinson's disease, believe you me, I JUST WANTED THE FLOOR TO OPEN AND SWALLOW ME! i kept staring into the fridge doing nothing, saying nothing, my mind just went blank!!!.  after about 2min, she was like, helloooo and even with that, i still couldnt say or do anything. After another minute of silence, i just walked out of the room feeling like the most stupid person on earth never wanting to set my eyes on her again. my friend laughed, and laughed and laughed which made the chick feel very embarrassed and stupid as well. since then till today, i have never tried toasting again! |
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biola44 (m)
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;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
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nethacker (m)
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mine was ok cos i grew up with playaz so i hv been groomed b4 i practicalised it.Believe me,wen i did-with alot of love poems- d babe do shakara but after a while,she kept coming and we started off.
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hackney (m)
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This thread wan burst my side. Not sure i remember mine fully but her name was helen in elem. 5 (think i was around 9) I used to let her copy my notes because they were dictated at the time and she cldn keep up. I sat next to her in class (elem 5B  ) and one day i just pecked her on the cheek; just like that. And then we pecked on the lips and held hands during recess. Then i wrote her notes saying i liked her a lot (instead of just telling her next to me right there!!!!) and she wld bring me oranges. That was all ooooo !!!!! nothing more. Just puppy luv |
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music0286 (m)
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Ahhhhh I cannot stop laughing because you guys just reminded me of the 1st babe I toasted. Let me gist u.
It happened way back in my secondary school days, I happened to be a shy person, that trace is still evidenced till date, though things have change with age and experience.
I like this babe in my friends street, so much, that I told my friend about it. The same guy told me that the Babe liked me as well, and went further that, the babe told him same thing, as I said about her.
With that assurance, I told the guy to help my call the babe so that I can toast her. Hmmm…, how manage me I no sabi toast oooo. As the babe was walking towards me I felt like running away…I didn’t even know what to say,my heart was beating seriously. All my partner in crime my friend were waiting in front urging me not to disappoint. The first word I uttered was ‘’Em emmm, they said you liked me’’,she then replied ‘’NOOOO……,’’ I did not say that. I now said ‘’ sorry I thought you said so’’ OK bye.
I fucked up man , my guys had a good laff when I told them of what transpired, I also tried never to cross the babe path . I was so ashamed of my self. Ever since I dare not toast a babe till I got to the University.
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