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badboym
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I here them from friends and can't help but laugh .Here are some funny nicknames made in Naija.
Real Name Nickname Dejan Stankovic(Inter) Deji Stankovic. Ibrahimovic.(Barcelona ) Ibrahimo Assou Ekotto (Tottenham) Asun Ekiti Fabregas (Arsenal) Fabre-pass Almunia (Arsenal) Aluminium Jankulovski (Milan) Janglova Shawn Wright Phillips(City) Short Wright Phillips.
If anyone has got some funny ones , please post so am not left out when people call those funny nicknames.
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MrCrackles (m)
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Henry - - - Igwe Heard about this on NL! 
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galatico (m)
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Peter Rufai - Dodomayana Daniel Amokachi -The Bull Victor Enyeama - yamayama Chijioke Ejiogu - Arugo monkey Uche Okechukwu - Gentle Giant Rasheed Yekini - King Yekini That's all I can remember now!!!
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jay bee (m)
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david beckham - golden balls makelele - water Carrier Henry - titi, vava voom
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bgees (m)
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cristiano ronaldo -- ororo, omogay!
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MrCrackles (m)
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Eduardo - Dudu  Ashley Cole - Cashley Cole 
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galatico (m)
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Wayne Rooney - Stubborn Goat, rude boy
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,mama-gee (f)
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Kanu Nwankwo- Papilo. 
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mystikal (m)
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Wayne Rooney - Stubborn Goat, rude boy
Wayne Rooney ~ Shrek
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galatico (m)
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Victor Valdes - Oja Valdes Eric Abidal - Bad Market
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MrCrackles (m)
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Agbonivbare - Agboni-Basket! 
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chrisical (m)
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Nicholas Anelka--Ahlaji  Eduardo-----Michael phelps 
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MrCrackles (m)
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Berbatov - Molotov Nani - Nappy Owen - Dud/Otu  Lescott - Zorro Hargreaves - Sicknote
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~Borat~ (m)
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Dani Alves. . . . . . Hell boy  Berbatov. . . . . . . Berbaslow  Rooney . . . . . . . . Shrek
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MrCrackles (m)
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Adebayor - Otubayor  Essien - M Bison
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Jarus (m)
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Henry - - - Igwe Heard about this on NL!  This is all over Nigeria. Some nicknames are global(e.g CR7), some are national(just within a country e.g in Nigeria, Henry is Igwe, and more recently Anelka is Alhaji) others depend on locality. C. Ronaldo: C. Gogongo ( common in some part of Yorubaland) Fabregas: Fabrepass(almost nationally), Nokia(in some hausaland- think of 'connecting people')
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lordmassac (m)
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Peter Crouch ----- Agatu, langa langa
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mykali
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lmao.
Down South Anelka is called Nneka or Aniekan C.Ron is called Ada mma, Adebayor is called Ade agbaya Essien . . . Ikenna Drogba is Dr. Ogba, DeeDee Ronaldinho used to be called The Oracle in his glory days. Now we just call him Eze Mmuoh (ghost teeth) 
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HNIC (m)
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Adebayor-Adepaymemore,Adebarndoor,Greedybayor, Adeblindhen 
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Jarus (m)
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Ronaldinho also used to be called Eyin(teeth) in Yorubaland.
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tayoccu (m)
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adebayor~ adebadluck hleb ~ shakira rocisky ~ rasaki paul scholes ~afin(albino) rio ferdinand ~ drugo ferdinand frank riberry ~ quasimodo
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BlueDiva (f)
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Essien. . .3310  (named after the rugged Nokia phone) Anelka. . .Alhaji
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rasputinn (m)
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Wayne Rooney ~ Shrek
Yes,how coild we forget Shrek
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rasputinn (m)
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Christian Chukwu -- Chairman Segun Odegbami -- Mathematical Odegbami Bright Omokaro -- Ten-Ten Mutiu Adepoju -- Head master Once again Wayne Rooney -- Shrek 
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Phony200 (m)
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Kaka - Kaka Morufu Casillas - Ikechukwu Ronaldinho - Eyin Ronaldo C Ronaldo - C Okada Ferdinand - Igbo
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zako
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Hi guys am fm nipoly is there a place where i can do my siwes dat i wil b having pay
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MrCrackles (m)
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Hi guys am fm nipoly is there a place where i can do my siwes dat i wil b having pay Are you suffering from river blindness? 
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Phony200 (m)
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More like mental blindness. Derailer oshi
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asha 80 (m)
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Gattuso- Drug man Adebayor- Ademumu @Mr crackles U don they learn bad things 
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