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galatico (m)
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Steven Gerard - General
Julio Baptista - Beast
Iker Casilas - Saint Casilas
Pepe - Bus-stop (ata)
Michael Ballack - Bad luck (Michael Barrack)
Nicolas Anleka - Yahoo boy
Solomon Kalou - Malu
Jan Klass Hutelaar - The hunter
Kareem Benzema - BENZ
Rud Van Nistelrooy - Rud Boy
Nemanja Vidic - Wall
Aghahowa - Aghawonder
Obafemi Martins - Obagoal
Victor Valdes - Folorunsho
Nani - Nanny
Eric Cantona - Eric the great
Kaka - Omojesu
Arjen Robben - Glass man
Van dar Sar - Van dar Save
Messi - Merciless
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temmytanny (m)
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NASRI - NOSIRU
MALOUDA- MALU DA
MARK FISH- EJA
RONADINHO-EYIN LOMO
GALLAS- GALA
SAGNA - CHUKKY
CLICHY - KILISHI
WALCOT - BRT
JACK WILSHERE - WHEEL CHAIR
TERRY - TERROR
DIABY - DIABOLIC
ROONEY - AGBERO
ESSIEN -MAMA I WON GO DIE
MIKEL - CHUKKY
ROBINHO - ROBO
GERRAD- CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
WENGER - VULTURE
CROUCH - OPATOLA
DEFOE - RABBIT
SWP- OKERE
LENNON-SQUIRREL
ARSHAVIN - ASSASIN,AK47,RUSSIAN ROULETE,RARA(DWARF)
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bandely (m)
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Anelka Alhaji, Adebibu  , Nneka Drogba Aderogba, Baba don show, Deedee, Double D, DSquare Joe Cole Osejoko Alex Aleshiloye Lampard Tulampa Terry Olori Oko, Double Chief Essien I work pass my money, Afamaco, Esanyen Malouda Malu Rooney Wazza Berbetov Mamatov Van der ser Van der save Nani Nanny Scholes Oracle Ferdinand Igbo Fabregas Fabrepass Asharvin Assassin Clichy Kelechi Alumunia Aluminium Van Persie V.P, Van pepper Gerrard General Skrtel Shekete Dossena Extra tyre Crouch Ogologo, pole Pizzaro Woman Wrapper, Model Shevchenko Baba Iyabo, Pensioner Ronaldinho Eyin Messi Messi boque, merciless C. Ronaldo Ororo Shawn Wright Philips Tambolo |
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Warfy Boy (m)
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John Terry, Mr Chelsea
Anelka, Nneka
Drogba, DD, Double D
Nasri, Indomie
Bentnder, Spaghetti
Almunia, Aluminium
Malouda, Malu, Cow
Messi, JuJu
Ronaldinho, E Pa, Bros, Father
Fabregas, FabreFuel
Ribery, Born Crying
Rooney, Bad Pikin
C. Ronaldo, Queen Elizabeth Pikin
Tevez, Hot Temper
Vidic, Minister Of Defence
Evra, Wall
Steven G, General
Nani, Nanny
Adebayor, Adebaba
Robinho, Omomo
Alex, Giant
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dason4life (m)
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Cech = okada rider SWP = i want to run / 100 meters Drogba = professor offside Robben = plastic leg Rooney = boxer
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z-murda (m)
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omo, this is some funny s***
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FAIDATH
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DROGBA-ADEROGBA
RONALDO- EYINLABI
PUYOL-PURO
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MrCrackles (m)
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Anelka Alhaji, Adebibu , Nneka Drogba Aderogba, Baba don show, Deedee, Double D, DSquare Joe Cole Osejoko Alex Aleshiloye Lampard Tulampa Terry Olori Oko, Double Chief Essien I work pass my money, Afamaco, Esanyen Malouda Malu Rooney Wazza Berbetov Mamatov Van der ser Van der save Nani Nanny Scholes Oracle Ferdinand Igbo Fabregas Fabrepass Asharvin Assassin Clichy Kelechi Alumunia Aluminium Van Persie V.P, Van pepper Gerrard General Skrtel Shekete Dossena Extra tyre Crouch Ogologo, pole Pizzaro Woman Wrapper, Model Shevchenko Baba Iyabo, Pensioner Ronaldinho Eyin Messi Messi boque, merciless C. Ronaldo Ororo Shawn Wright Philips Tambolo NASRI - NOSIRU
MALOUDA- MALU DA
MARK FISH- EJA
RONADINHO-EYIN LOMO
GALLAS- GALA
SAGNA - CHUKKY
CLICHY - KILISHI
WALCOT - BRT
JACK WILSHERE - WHEEL CHAIR
TERRY - TERROR
DIABY - DIABOLIC
ROONEY - AGBERO
ESSIEN -MAMA I WON GO DIE
MIKEL - CHUKKY
ROBINHO - ROBO
GERRAD- CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
WENGER - VULTURE
CROUCH - OPATOLA
DEFOE - RABBIT
SWP- OKERE
LENNON-SQUIRREL
ARSHAVIN - ASSASIN,AK47,RUSSIAN ROULETE,RARA(DWARF)
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FAIDATH
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LAMPARD-LANTERN
HENRY-IGWE1
MESSI-HAVE MERCY
JOE COLE-JOKO
INIESTA-FINEST BOY
SAVY-ODUN TO
KANU- I WAS DETER {MIND)
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Purist (m)
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Zidane = The Lord is my barber
Shawn Wright Philips = Okada / Seun Wright Philips
Drogba = Aderogba
Bacary Sanga = Bakare Sanya / Crossbreed (donkey & camel)
Nasri = Nasiru
Anelka = Alhaji
Tevez = Vampire
Ferdinand = F'agbo
Messi = Merciless Messi
Vidic = Bus Stop / Headmaster
Van der Sar = Van der Save
Essien = Eru'ku
Gerrard = Captain Fantastic
Asharvin = Ashafin / Assasin
Fabregas = Fabre-pass
Kanu = Papilo
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~Borat~ (m)
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Eduardo - Ocean diver |
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annyplenty
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rabiu afolabi --------- robo cop
puyol --------- baba lati
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annyplenty
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arsene wenger ------------ aro wenger, arsenal wenger
edmundo -------------------- animal
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follypimpi (m)
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Ronaldinho - Eyin Lomo
Malouda - Ohun ti da
Kanu - Papilo
Eduardo - Dudu
Bedtner - Bartender
Gattuso - God Father
Kaka - Cacascious
Essien - Agbero,Mario (Ibi lo ma kusi)
Aluminia - Alumi
James -Calamity
Lennon -Ikedia
Sneider -Esu owo bata
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toideve (m)
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Evra, Evra bus stop
Fletcher, Fele fele
Van der Sar, Van der save
C. Ronaldo, EFCC
Anelka, Alhaji
Fedinard, Amu'gbo
Clichy, Kelechi
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vikiviko (m)
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They are all funny.
Drogba's Aderogba is funny.
But this are my collections and my favourite is ; Eto Fils--- Lion of Africa
Victor Ikpeba- Prince of Monaco
Mutiu Adepoju- Headmaster
Yekini- Goalsfather
Friday Elaho-- Elastic Elaho
Collins Ebitimi-- Ibitimi ibiti Igbobi
Victor Agali & Kanu--- Twin Tower
Christian Chukwu--Chairman
Aghahowa--- Aghawonder
Tijani Babangida--- Speed Racer
Finidi George-- Finito
JJ Okocha--- Magician
Abdul Sule--- Sule leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Taribo West---Pastor West
Ronaldo da lima---Phenomenon
Edmundo--- The Animal
Yisa Sofoluwe-- Defence Minister
Bright Omokaro--10/10
Uche Okechukwu--- Gentle Giant
Steven Keshi--- The Boss
Rabiu Afolabi--- Robo Corp
Odegbami-- Mathematician
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the viper
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and how could u pple have forgotten mr Hristo Stoichkov aka the pig.
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chyk91 (m)
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arshavin= ashimiu
clichy= kelechi bus stop
van persie = van p, van pe pe
almunia = alumina, aluminium
rosicky = rasaki
scholes= afin, albino
lampard = lampy
adebayor = adebapipe
drogba = duro gba
diaby = ninja turtle
aiyegbeni = baba ayeni, bagbeyeni
messi = merciless
crouch = nepa pole
aghahowa = pappy j
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jalether (m)
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Zidane= apari omo yakuba/ Ajirebi 2
Terry= terisi
Crouch= igi oparun
luiz Ronaldo=eyintomiwa
gallas=hammer head of horror
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sucre05
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Terry- Teri si
Drogba- Aderogba
Ronaldinho- Eyin
Rooney- Afin
Abramovich- Baba olowo
Mourinho- Special one
Gerrad- D General
Almunia- Aluminium
Js park- Chinko
Vermaelen- Gammalin 20
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Deichi (m)
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c.ronaldo-c.bobo berbatov-babatope solksjar- ole walcot- usain bolt wayne rooney - evilspirit,  **i cant please evey1 in the world, today wasn't your day, and tommorow aint good for u eida** |
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MrCrackles (m)
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This thread is the funniest on NL so far this year
Some nicknames right up there i dont even understand, trying to pronunce it alone had me in bloody stitches!
I am flat out laughing like a mad fella!
Berbatov, Drogba, Luiz Ronaldo, Crouchie, Clichy, Anelka, Sagna, Essien and Zidane all have some funny ass nicknames naija stylee!
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Harry Potter (m)
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Drogba-Dr Ogba
Anelka-Nneka
Cech-Helmet
Bosingwa-Onye Ngwa
Henry-isi opi(pointed head)
Ronaldo-ezé ndi brazil(the brazilian teeth)
Evra-evra bus-stop
Sagna-fine boy
Van persie-Vampire/Vice president
Ferbregas-pepre pass
Anderson-aderbobo
Ferdinand-onye igbò/homo
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MustardInc
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kaka - anobi kaka
drogba - aderogba
essien - omo calabar
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davidif (m)
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James -Calamity he he he he he, funny. KANU- I WAS DETER {MIND) ha ha ha ha ha ha, chai, nairalanders sef. MESSI-HAVE MERCY Yes o, may the boy have mercy on him opponents o. Abeg make we no jam the guy for champs. league this year. JOE COLE-JOKO the boy sef don too sidon for the past several years because of injuries. Kareem Benzema - BENZ this is probably one of the coolest nicknames. |
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sley4life (m)
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Austin Okocha - jay jay, ball wizard
Zidan- Zizu
Winfred Agbonivare- Agbonibasket
Taye taiwo - Titi
Mutiu Adepoju- Headmaster
Henry- Igwe
Lampard- Lamp
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Jarus (m)
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Other names for Zidane: Dean, Satellite,Baaba, Apari
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