Don't Fly Bellview!

 i think i might have cracked a rib!!!!

@ poster

you are simply hilarious! cnt believe you had me glued to my screen untill the last word! *^{my colleagues were beginning to give me the eye*}

Look at me Look at me i still dey laff 

Layinx is a very good writer; she should consider a career as a novelist or something.

IF bellview is so bad then y do people keep taking the airline. with all the bad press d airline gets people still take the airline. bottomline is people get wat they pay for. u can pay chicken change and expect to get 4 star treatment. Even big boys that take klm and swissair still complain cause they expect 7 star treatment and nothingless.

If u want better service, then pay the extra premium but if u cant afford it then suffer in silence. No matter the bad press, bellview aint gonna change. Nice post though and am never taking bellview even if i have to travel to uk by boat.

you need to improve your art of story telling. Too long it lost the import

She really tried, my brother.



That's just a warning to ya all from Layinka.

Yeah,   You really got it my sister.

Quote from Layinka's post

I began with phone calls to some travel agent and their responses were all similar. They told me Virgin and B.A were fully booked (by the very rich or timely, I suppose) and my options were limited to Arik, Qatar and Bellview. I had to choose and I chose bellview (if it because they were cheap I wouldn't feel so cheated). Arik was not available for the dates I wanted to travel and I didn't like Qatar's idea of stopping over somewhere in the Middle East for a couple of hours, so my major reason was that Bellview would take me straight to London.

very funny

Well writen

@layinx

Thank you very much for showing up bellview. I was in the same flight with you from 9ja to the UK. I had earlier travelled from the UK on the same old smelly aircraft with air Italia logo on it, when we eventually boarded we were all pushed to the rear of the aircraft leaving all the seats at the front empty, a man later questioned why and was told that the seats were reserved for a group which we latter found to be a lie, the seats had been saved for the flight attendants to sleep during the flight.  The weird thing was the seat all had bellview air on the headrest, the crew were arabic/italian. Unlike you I thought the food was terrible(YES you must have been very hungry!!!). This will be the first and last time I will ever use bellview.

NB

When we arrive at heathrow the aircraft docked at terminal 1 instead of 2, we exit the aircraft through the  middle exit which should normally be the emergency exit onto a waiting bus that was too small to accomodate all of us, it had to make two trips. We then had to walk from terminal 1 to 2. As a group of us were trying to make our way we met with one of the airports ground staff who told us that the plane had been inpounded for none payment of airport fees. You could not make this up if you tried,

LWKMD

Even th
Even though EAS was owned by my father's best friend (Captain Idris Wada) before he sold it to NICON. We only took EAS because of the discount. The day I entered EAS for my first time (also my first experience with a nigerian airline) the plane was literally flying on its side and people were praying. When we finally landed one man kissed the planes floor and said that is why he always listens to the safety information by the flight hostess. It was in the news. 

Its amazing what you think of when you think you are about to die. believe it or not, I was not thinking about my life or saying my last prayers, I was thinking about my little sister sitting next to me.

Hey Bellview staff, look up the meaning of that word in the dictionary,  come back to repost or modify your post!!

Yeee, LWKM, LMAO

Na wa oo , bad belle too plenty for this naija, Only JEFFREY ARCHER WILL BEAT THIS NARRATION.Try to appreciate things