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THE AMAKA (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #128 on: October 09, 2009, 07:55 AM »

ahhhhhh your brother is just too fine if he looks like him.
if i catch him, eh.
lol
rhymz (m)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #129 on: October 09, 2009, 05:16 PM »

LOL@AMAKA,i ve a young guy here,luks like 2face,infact,he's got all his attributes including his Libido and sexual prowess,If ifigurl no gree giv U her bro I could hook U up wif dis 2face youngstar, Hahahahahahaha, Nothin dey happen!
rhymz (m)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #130 on: October 09, 2009, 05:54 PM »

@Ifygurl,
I know they live somewhere in ohio don't know much about thier aquaintances over there but one thing I know is that those kidz are gangstarz walahi them show my Aunt wahala when they show Naija but damn they were fun to be with.The kids couldn't cope wif naija when thier pupsi made an attempt to enrole em in a Sch in Owerre,they kept calling up thier parents in the states to complain at every slight provocation until they took em all back, I just hope the eldest guy of em all,Victor has'nt turned to fiddy or sth cos he kept "keeping it gangstar" like he would say, Anyway, which part of the US has the largest proportion of Nigerians,am kinda curious.
chiogo (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #131 on: October 09, 2009, 08:07 PM »

Quote from: oyinda. on October 09, 2009, 05:00 AM
how can you not know what ogo is. ogo is the the opposite of flat head. when the back of your head protudes.  Tongue and i said flat head is better than humongous ogo that some of us yoruba ppl have.

and check this out there is actually a word for flat head syndrome. it's called plagiocephaly.http://www.babycenter.com/0_plagiocephaly-flat-head-syndrome_1187986.bc
igbo mothers should avoid laying their babies on their back. it leads to flat head syndrome (plagiocephaly). also get them nice fluffy pillows.


notice how the first baby sort of looks like a igbo boy.  jk

LOL some people don't know what 'ogo' means in Yoruba. Pronounced differently than the one in my name though. I was messing with you, I guess he didn't understand  Undecided
As for your last comment, you're not serious!!! Grin 'ogo' can also be huge forehead, no?
Ifygurl
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #132 on: October 10, 2009, 11:54 AM »

Quote from: rhymz on October 09, 2009, 05:54 PM
@Ifygurl,
I know they live somewhere in ohio don't know much about thier aquaintances over there but one thing I know is that those kidz are gangstarz walahi them show my Aunt wahala when they show Naija but damn they were fun to be with.The kids couldn't cope wif naija when thier pupsi made an attempt to enrole em in a Sch in Owerre,they kept calling up thier parents in the states to complain at every slight provocation until they took em all back, I just hope the eldest guy of em all,Victor has'nt turned to fiddy or sth cos he kept "keeping it gangstar" like he would say, Anyway, which part of the US has the largest proportion of Nigerians,am kinda curious.

okay no wonder.  Your cousins are trying to act like ghetto AA's (not saying all AA's are ghetto--haba i don't want KB1 and mandigo to jump on this ohh).  Anyway, that's why they don't keep us with recent stuff about Nigeria--no wonder.
Texas, Atlanta, New York, Washington DC and Maryland has alot of nigerian population. I know the area i live in---it does not that many Nigerians but when i went to Texas, ATL, DC and Maryland i saw a bunch of nigerians.  Heck, there was some areas in DC and Texas that i walked into and i thought i walked into Nigeria. Somehow i was transferred US to Naija LOL.  People were speaking igbo, broken and yoruba. Some were screaming and shouting at each other--it was so bush and funny at the same time.  I don't even think i heard English there. LOL.  Anyway, this are the places that have the highest nigerian population. There maybe more but this are the ones i know.
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #133 on: October 10, 2009, 11:56 AM »

Topic
Do they Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Grin Grin
Does that mean Chris Eubank is igbo too?
Dat dude got head as flat as a frying pan! Grin
chic2pimp (m)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #134 on: October 10, 2009, 12:15 PM »

Quote from: MrCrackles on October 10, 2009, 11:56 AM
Topic
Do they Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Grin Grin
Does that mean Chris Eubank is igbo too?
Dat dude got head as flat as a frying pan! Grin

You can say that again  Grin Cheesy Cheesy.
tpia.
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #135 on: October 10, 2009, 04:32 PM »

Quote from: rhymz on October 06, 2009, 04:23 AM
@my ancestors
what exactly is my mama's point,do I just relish in tribal bigotry,I am always talking and talking.If my mama cared so much abt her age she would ve acted it,as far as this thread is concerned Amaka has shown more maturity than my mama and grandmama together, ma! Abeg talk another thing,my mama is not the oldest person here biko!



Quote from: rhymz on October 08, 2009, 06:56 AM
@Ifygurl,
wat do U expect of a bitter woman that has experienceD series of bad r/ships,of course,she will take out her frustrations on NL, my mama talks like a woman that has been used and dumped several times.
Anyway,let's pity the grumpy gorgon and leave my mama to her misery before she commits suicide.
By the way Ify,who's the Tatooed Hunk there? Boyfriend?? Undecided



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@my mama,


see as U dey jabor?"strapping white guy",U re such a fool,U just use words without context,i don't remember telling U i was a "young strapping white guy" or are U tryinna hit on me?Abeg carry your ol cargo comot here,abi my shapelessly short,obese father no do U? Abeg waka go find customers like ya prostitute self wey go yansh your dirty ass.
 
 


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@Aloy Emeka
(lol) Nna eh! Idi veli veli bad nwanne! So my old hag of a mother does't ve a husband. No wonder I just venting my anger on every1, U blame guyz,who wants to die of heart attack?



tpia.
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #136 on: October 10, 2009, 04:34 PM »

Quote from: Ifygurl on October 08, 2009, 05:47 AM
OMG.  Tpia is 43.
I would not have guessed that based on the way she act.
Really tpia,  if you are really 43.
Then my sister.  Grow up big time.
Amaka is a teenager and she act more mature than you.
Haha, i could have sworn ppl say "Wisdom comes with age".
Wetin happen to Tpia's? 

Chineke mee.
43 and she acts this way.  haa ohh.
Wetin i no go see from nigerians?


Quote from: Ifygurl on October 02, 2009, 06:06 PM
This tpia girl.

Tufia for you ohh.  You always always in any igbo bashing trend.  Surprising

 
Yes ohh.  Yoruba men have brain fatter than Earth hence the round head.  Igbo's have brain smaller than Earth hence the flat head.  Abeg, you happy now?

Tufia for some of the people here.


dont start with me, for real.

I've handled bigger fry than you.

My age is none of your concern, ok? If you hope to see 43 then you shouldnt go around abusing others for being that age.

Use sense when you talk.

I dont know what kind of home training  mothers are giving their children these days, when some small rats will just think its ok for them to insult others  because they feel they're younger. If you wish to see long life, then stop abusing those who are older than you just because of their age. Basic stuff even a primary school student should know.

abi no one in your family is over 12? what happened? Are you the oldest person in your village?
tpia.
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #137 on: October 10, 2009, 04:51 PM »

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how can you not know what ogo is. ogo is the the opposite of flat head. when the back of your head protudes.  Tongue and i said flat head is better than humongous ogo that some of us yoruba ppl have.

and check this out there is actually a word for flat head syndrome. it's called plagiocephaly.http://www.babycenter.com/0_plagiocephaly-flat-head-syndrome_1187986.bc
igbo mothers should avoid laying their babies on their back. it leads to flat head syndrome (plagiocephaly). also get them nice fluffy pillows.


notice how the first baby sort of looks like a igbo boy.  jk



I doubt the "Igbo" one is any kind of syndrome, since other African people also have it, not only Igbos.

People just have different head types, imo- its one of the things which differentiate tribes, clans, peoples, etc.

The one of Yoruba is various types of bumps or something else called "four corner head"

Black male head shapes are so noticeable because our hair doesnt tend to conceal the head shape like non-blacks.

THE AMAKA (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #138 on: October 10, 2009, 05:31 PM »

Quote from: tpia. on October 10, 2009, 04:34 PM

dont start with me, for real.

I've handled bigger fry than you.

My age is none of your concern, ok? If you hope to see 43 then you shouldnt go around abusing others for being that age.

Use sense when you talk.

I dont know what kind of home training  mothers are giving their children these days, when some small rats will just think its ok for them to insult others  because they feel they're younger. If you wish to see long life, then stop abusing those who are older than you just because of their age. Basic stuff even a primary school student should know.

abi no one in your family is over 12? what happened? Are you the oldest person in your village?
look at who is talking!! LMFAO!!
i swore before someone  mentioned that you were in your 40's i was convinced that you were probably early 20's, if that.
you act like a kid, argue like a kid, and youre a tribalist.
i would expect that from someone A LOT YOUNGER than you.
this has nothing to do with age, but when you act like a kid, expect to be talked to and treated like one.
little kids of nowadays? WHAT?
girl you better check yourself, cause you act no different then a lot of the supposed "kids" on here.
so assuming that our mothers didnt teach us well, she taught you to be a tribalist biggot? or whats the difference here?
lets clap for her!! she has done well.
i really dont see what your issue is here cause you are a hypocrite.
act like a 15 year old and get talked and treated like one.
simple as that.
if anyone needs to use sense when they talk and vomit rubbish, its you.
i still cant believe your age, NA WA OOO!! i swore you were a kid.
so how do you expect people to talk to you?
getta way JOR!!
tpia.
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #139 on: October 10, 2009, 08:27 PM »

^^its about time this individual got banned
THE AMAKA (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #140 on: October 10, 2009, 08:36 PM »

getting banned for what?
because i speak the truth?
is that really a reason to get banned?

but please ask yourself, how old do you think you act here on this forum? youre a tribalist and very obnoxious.
i assumed you were no more than 20, as most people did also.
im not trying to be rude at all, but its the truth.

like you cant expect them to give you what you want in return if you arent doing the same.
like i said you act no different than a lot of the supposed "kids" on this forum.

well whatever, as long as you dont cross me again, i dont have a problem.
OMO IBO (m)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #141 on: October 10, 2009, 08:48 PM »

Oh wow, Someone's catching feelings??

tpia.
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #142 on: October 11, 2009, 12:56 AM »

Quote from: THE AMAKA on October 10, 2009, 08:36 PM
getting banned for what?
because i speak the truth?
is that really a reason to get banned?

but please ask yourself, how old do you think you act here on this forum? youre a tribalist and very obnoxious.
i assumed you were no more than 20, as most people did also.
im not trying to be rude at all, but its the truth.

like you cant expect them to give you what you want in return if you arent doing the same.
like i said you act no different than a lot of the supposed "kids" on this forum.

well whatever, as long as you dont cross me again, i dont have a problem.

I laugh in igbo.

who do you think you are exactly? Huh

are you on medication?

word of advice honey- if you want long life, stop abusing people because you think you have an edge over them on account of what you say is your age.

Even if some agbero motor part touts are pushing you to spout jargon, you should still use your common sense and not just blindly repeat vomit whatever you hear on the internet.
THE AMAKA (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #143 on: October 11, 2009, 12:57 AM »

Quote from: tpia. on October 11, 2009, 12:56 AM
I laugh in igbo.

who do you think you are exactly? Huh

are you on medication?
GBAM!
and you prove me right again.
see the way you are? na wa for you ooo.
tpia.
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #144 on: October 11, 2009, 12:59 AM »

Quote from: THE AMAKA on October 11, 2009, 12:57 AM
GBAM!
and you prove me right again.
see the way you are? na wa for you ooo.


if you cant stand heat, stay out of the kitchen.

whatever gives you the right to talk trash to others, gives others the right to talk trash to you.

The way you address me is the way I'll address you.

If you consider respect important, then respect others.

If you didnt know before, I am an agbero.

if you dont know what agbero means then look it up or ask someone.

THE AMAKA (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #145 on: October 11, 2009, 01:02 AM »

Quote from: tpia. on October 11, 2009, 12:59 AM
if you cant stand heat, stay out of the kitchen.

whatever gives you the right to talk trash to others, gives others the right to talk trash to you.

The way you address me is the way I'll address you.

If you consider respect important, then respect others.

If you didnt know before, I am an agbero.

if you dont know what agbero means then look it up or ask someone.


LMAO!!!
what heat? am i smelling some tension in the air? lmfao!
for all the things you said to me, i should get a mirror and reflect all that same bull back onto you.
hypocrite.
you act like youre 12 and you will be talked to and treated like such.
olodo.
tpia.
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #146 on: October 11, 2009, 01:08 AM »

Quote from: THE AMAKA on October 11, 2009, 01:02 AM
LMAO!!!
what heat? am i smelling some tension in the air? lmfao!
for all the things you said to me, i should get a mirror and reflect all that same bull back onto you.
hypocrite.
you act like youre 12 and you will be talked to and treated like such.
olodo.

shut up you idiot.

If you like call 10 of your goons to come back you up here- all of you will stumble, fall and never get up.

you can think the internet makes you a lion- all you are is a mosquito and you will be swatted.

oya call your goons- where are they?

arent they checking their emails? Phone them nah.
THE AMAKA (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #147 on: October 11, 2009, 02:24 AM »

Quote from: tpia. on October 11, 2009, 01:08 AM
shut up you idiot.

If you like call 10 of your goons to come back you up here- all of you will stumble, fall and never get up.

you can think the internet makes you a lion- all you are is a mosquito and you will be swatted.

oya call your goons- where are they?

arent they checking their emails? Phone them nah.
and do 43 year-olds talk like this?
the kid is on the loose again.   Tongue
once again, you prove me right.
grow the fuk up, you silly tramp.
gosh, who let the monkeys out? who dash this monkey banana?
sharap jo.
Ifygurl
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #148 on: October 12, 2009, 07:17 AM »

Quote from: tpia. on October 10, 2009, 04:34 PM

dont start with me, for real.

I've handled bigger fry than you.

My age is none of your concern, ok? If you hope to see 43 then you shouldnt go around abusing others for being that age.

Use sense when you talk.

I dont know what kind of home training  mothers are giving their children these days, when some small rats will just think its ok for them to insult others  because they feel they're younger. If you wish to see long life, then stop abusing those who are older than you just because of their age. Basic stuff even a primary school student should know.

abi no one in your family is over 12? what happened? Are you the oldest person in your village?

Really threats online. Really?
This "Small fry" like you put it really do not want to argue.
Tpia, let me ask you.  If someone my age (about to be 20, yay) comes on this site and started acting like he or she is 9 years old, wouldn't you ask "Where did her wisdom go". 
Wouldn't you say "A grown woman acting like a child".
Personal thought----someone your age is suppose to be keeping peace and order in this site, not start arguments with children younger than her or make threats to a person they don't know in real life.
Well, honey i'm not here to argue. I don't even like arguing.  You haven't done or said anything that would force me to start arguing with you. I only argue with people that do something i hate in real life---so far, you haven't done anything that i despise in real life.
And plus, My mother(The woman 's parenting skills that you are questioning) taught me not to insult, argue or fight with someone older than me.
If you haven't noticed, anytime i'm arguing with someone and i learn the said person is alot older than me--i tend to cut the arguments in short.  That's what my mother taught me.
Also, i don't even try to read any of your comments----all you do is try to instigate a trabilist arguments between igbos and yoruba.  That doesn't interest me one bit.  If you haven't noticed---out of all your trabilist chats and arguments, i have not gotten involved with it. 
The reason i even acknowledge you now is the fact your age took me by surprise.   No doubt i act childish sometimes but to be doing it non-stop is just ridiculous to me (no offense).
Na your life e be, not mine so who am i to judge. No be so?
Aloy~Emeka
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #149 on: October 12, 2009, 04:53 PM »

tpia lost her youthful days to her igbo runaway baby daddy. So much needs to be recovered in her 40's.A lot of catching up to do. God punish that her igbo lover who stole her youth and deserted her.
chiogo (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #150 on: October 12, 2009, 08:23 PM »

You lot are a trip, seriously.

And I don't think Tpia is really 43. Enough with the age talk.

It's nairaland, nobody knows anyone that well so don't go about expecting anyone to act a certain way because of how old you supposedly think they are.
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #151 on: October 12, 2009, 08:25 PM »

Chiogo Sexy
Someone said you got a frying pan head. . . Is it true Huh Wink
chiogo (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #152 on: October 12, 2009, 08:28 PM »

More like a black-board, shit's flat as hell.  Grin  Embarrassed
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #153 on: October 12, 2009, 08:48 PM »

Quote from: chiogo on October 12, 2009, 08:28 PM
More like a black-board, shit's flat as hell.  Grin  Embarrassed
Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Wink
oyinda. (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #154 on: October 12, 2009, 09:30 PM »

i've seen brashy's pic. he has a big ogo.
chiogo (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #155 on: October 12, 2009, 10:51 PM »

Haha. So Brashy is Igbo now? No wonder he's always in the 'Igbo kwenu' thread.
chic2pimp (m)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #156 on: October 13, 2009, 03:06 AM »

Quote from: chiogo on October 12, 2009, 08:28 PM
More like a black-board, shit's flat as hell. Grin Embarrassed
Oh fcuk  Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
nellaluv (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #157 on: October 13, 2009, 09:51 PM »

Whats all this racket about. Its a known fact dat an individual with a flat head, is more intelligent than the one with big ogoo. 'cos those with ogoo their head is full of mischief, insult and all vice u can think of. Thats y dey are called coconut head. So that is to say that igbo people with their smooth flat head, are smarter than than yoruba people with their big coconut head. I've been vindicated. A Nl dat usually say ode, in all his post, i'm sure he has a big coconut head. Don't eat me raw, u can hate all u want i'm only saying d obvious.  Tongue
nellaluv (f)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #158 on: October 13, 2009, 10:04 PM »

Hello tpia, i didn't know u were also an igbo personality basher, and u were acting so innocent in d celebrity section. Undecided
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Why Do Igbo Men Have Flat Head ?
« #159 on: October 13, 2009, 10:07 PM »

Quote from: oyinda. on October 12, 2009, 09:30 PM
i've seen brashy's pic. he has a big ogo.

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Cheesy

Quote from: chiogo on October 12, 2009, 10:51 PM
Haha. So Brashy is Igbo now? No wonder he's always in the 'Igbo kwenu' thread.

Any problem if i am igbo. . .
Igbo Kwenu
Shocked Grin Cheesy
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