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meekas (m)
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One day a child asked her mother and said mummy which day are you finally going to God ? and his mother shouted why you want me dead ? and the child said to his mother,that mummy but i heard you everytime when my father was on top of you beating you with his stomach and you lifted your two legs in the air shouted at the top of your voice, that oh my God ! am coming.
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blissieng (f)
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nonsense joke!
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romsky
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PG parental guidaince
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candylips (m)
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roflmao  |
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blissieng (f)
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wetin dey funny that one?
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folly69 (m)
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merix  |
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meekas (m)
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Sorry i forgot to put 18+ |
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tytylayor
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oh my God, i almost come sha  |
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Ben-10
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Tyty u no well  meekas, go learn literature and writting. |
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meekas (m)
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@Professor BEN10
Teach me na
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Ben-10
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I will get there . . .nothing gives me more joy  |
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tytylayor
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pls don't come yet o ben
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Ben-10
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I can't beat u with my stomach |
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romsky
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dat belle wey be lyk say u swallow calabash
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Abbey_city (f)
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dat belle wey be lyk say u swallow calabash
OMG!!! Ben!! na true oh my God, i almost come sha Tyty!!! u don spoil patapata!! |
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by.dot
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Spoit kids around d corner
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sylve11
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yop  |
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rokiatu (f)
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Oh my God am coming lol
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biola44 (m)
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OMG am waiting |
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v3nom4eva (m)
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see as rokiatu juz pour kunu for my body sha . . .  guys, i command una. . WA!! for WA's sake! |
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candylips (m)
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Oh my God am coming lol
are u coming |
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romsky
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Oh My God! Am Coming
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rokiatu (f)
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OMG am waiting you are sick see as rokiatu juz pour kunu for my body sha . . . guys, i command una. . WA!! for WA's sake! someone pls tell me what is kunu are u coming I was just reapting the joke or you can say acting it |
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romsky
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Kunu is a creamy drink favored in d northern part of Nigeria
Venom tot u r a guy & refers to Sperm
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v3nom4eva (m)
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@rokiatu kunu is ummm. . . *looks left n ryte*  cum-juice!  @rommie mi fnx m8. . .wew! |
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rokiatu (f)
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Kunu is a creamy drink favored in d northern part of Nigeria
Venom toto u r a guy & refers to Sperm
oh oh v3nom4eva it is not what you think |
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v3nom4eva (m)
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@oroki
no problem girl. . .i undy u
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