How Does Your Company's Policy(ies) Look Like

Hi Fellow Nairalanders,

Im just nominated as one of five-man committee to review our company's policies and we were given only one week to submit a comprehensive report or suggestion that is addition or substraction to the existing one.  I would be grateful for your contribution(s).  Thanksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

@ Poster

Your one-week deadline ended yesterday. . .So, what made it into the policy?

Here are a few suggestions (in addition to salary) for the compensation section of the policy:

1) Show-Up-For-Work Allowance - Paid daily for people who actually come to work, not just draw salary
2) Smiling-At-Work Pay - If you're having a bad day, you're doomed
3) Poise Pocketmoney - Your steppings and pose must be professional
4) Idea Stipend - Remember, there are no foolish ideas
5) Boss-Favourite Grant - You know those bastards get it anyway, so put it in the policy

I could go on, but let me stop here. . .You are most welcome