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Kenny_G (m)
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every woman wud be guaranteed 100% satisfaction everytime or the guy gets 24 lashes
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Dclique (m)
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Open more hotels and strip clubs.
Drinking and clubing age will be 15+ instead, hehehe
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Scofield007 (m)
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Lagos will be taken away from nigeria
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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Religion Madness will stop. Most especially believer in GOD and some death Guy name JESUS shall no more have followers. 
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Amigoz (f)
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^ would not EXIST
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Kenny_G (m)
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I will ban homevideos
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Kenny_G (m)
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I'll declare a national Eba Day
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romsky
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No man must cross the toll gate without tax certificate
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Kenny_G (m)
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everyday will be party time
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edoyad (m)
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« #41 on: September 24, 2009, 04:13 PM » |
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1 I'll ban religion 2 Exercise will become a must. 3 People with pot belly will pay heavy fine, especially girls who aren't pregnant. 4 Amigoz becomes my cook  |
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romsky
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All work & no play 
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Kenny_G (m)
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Missy B would be my "lolo"
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edoyad (m)
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Anybody with the letter K R M O Y and S together in their name will be toilet cleaners, koboko testers(on their backs) and 4th class citizens
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Scofield007 (m)
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people will be forced to study philosophy for at least 9years
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edoyad (m)
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« #46 on: September 24, 2009, 07:44 PM » |
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will set up mental institutions to help treat people who think the world should spend nine years studying philosophy. |
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Amigoz (f)
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4 Amigoz becomes my cook Edoyansh u spoil me o, emi ni kan tan!!   @op It would be a happier place |
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Kenny_G (m)
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all women must marry a virgin, no pre-marital roadtesting
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Amigoz (f)
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everyone will be a vegetarian
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Kenny_G (m)
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i'll outlaw vegans/vegetarians
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Amigoz (f)
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Kenny G will be G Kenny |
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Kenny_G (m)
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amigoz will be mu NO . 1 AMIGO
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Amigoz (f)
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Love will abound
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Kenny_G (m)
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lust will abound
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Amigoz (f)
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Games will abound
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Kenny_G (m)
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microwave will become extinct
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Amigoz (f)
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everyone will have someone
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Kenny_G (m)
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everyone will have someone
MissyB will be my teacher and PA |
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romsky
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citizens'll eat eba for breakfast, garri for lunch, fufu for supper & eba for dinner
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Amigoz (f)
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citizens'll eat eba for breakfast, garri for lunch, fufu for supper & eba for dinner
I will specifically send you to nutrition school |
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Kenny_G (m)
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i will make all women call their husbands " Daddy" or ba' ale mi
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Amigoz (f)
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Men will bear babies
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Kenny_G (m)
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no woman will be under size 16
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