If You Ruled The World:

I'll ban football boots, let them play bare footed

haaaaaaa _{God forbid}

I will charge woman £200 for every extra bag they carry to work, i mean why do women take 3 or 4 bags to work?

i will encourage men wee(ing) anywhere they like,

lol i meant urinate anywhere on the street, kai, u sef your mind don go something else 

All skools will serve 3 course meals free of charge

^^^ be my sunshine

there wud be no female teachers, that way boys will not have crush on at early age

Forum Games will be my kingdom

babes will be a forbidden work! Try Omoge, ele, wundia, arabirin

LOL

Outlaw pple who have edo in their name but reside in kaduna.

I will make a time machine that I'll use to go back in time to scrap the idea for the show called Prison Break so that any one named after a character in it 2009 will vanish out of existence

make some pple brainless so they can at my command in my back-YAD

people will work 4 days a week maximum

i'll ban all blondes from public places

all politicians will become farmers